The twins? (was: Dumbledore's Fall)

[cubfanbudwoman]

No: HPFGUIDX 170827

SSSusan:
> > Erm... Pippin? <snip> Are you implying [the twins are] ESE! as 
> > well?

Pippin:
> LOL! Pippin the ESE!Queen strikes again
 
Debbie:
> Hohoho!  Is someone requesting an ESE!Twins theory?  Susan, I am at 
> your service.
> 
> The twins are funny.  Their joke shop is funny, and the products 
> are even funnier.  But lurking in the back room of Weasley's Wizard 
> Wheezes is a dark secret.  Very dark.  They are already assisting 
> the Dark side, and it's going to get worse.
> 
> Where's the canon?
<snip Peruvian Darkness Powder example>
> Moreover, Draco's little attempted invasion has introduced a small 
> cadre of DEs to the Twins' products, and if they're not really 
> stupid, they know that there is only a very small distinction 
> between Weasley's Wizard Wheezes and Weasley's Wizard Warheads.  As 
> a result, Fred and George can expect heightened customer interest 
> in ordering some of their less savory products, which they are 
> certain to oblige. <snip>   

SSSusan:
Criminy!!  An ESE!Twins theory *does* surface!  Is she (gasp!) 
serious about this??  Does she truly believe F&G are evil in their 
hearts of hearts (ya gotta pluralize that, don't you, when you're 
talking about twins)??  

Let's move on...
> Fred and George, no dummies, will realize quickly enough where the 
> customers are coming from.  

SSSusan:
Surely you don't think they're *this* unprincipled, are they?  Not so 
wholly devoted to the almighty galleon that they care nothing about 
whom they're helping??

Oh, but wait!  There's more from Elfundeb:
> But like Regulus, they will also 
> realize that to defy Voldy openly is to ask for death, so they will 
> need to keep filling orders.  However, they will begin to fight 
> back; they will become double agents.  The Peruvian Darkness Powder 
> will be allowed to get wet.  Fireworks will boomerang.  And,
> 
> ::big drum roll::
> 
> just before the final battle, an enterprising Fred will steal 
> Voldemort's wand and replace it with one of his own, so that when 
> the Dark Lord finally comes full circle and once again 
> utters "Avada Kedavra" with his wand pointed at Harry Potter,
> 
> ::bigger drum roll::
> 
> the wand will turn into a rubber chicken.


SSSusan:
Whew!!  (And 'YAY' too!)  An ending truly worthy of our little 
pranksters. And all's well that ends well, then.  Keeps Harry from 
having to become a murderer, too, so there's that added 
advantage. ;)  (I'm kidding of course, but there are folks who are so 
adamant that Harry "can't" become a murderer, that this really would 
be a fun way to avoid that little dilemma of how to kill Moldy 
without someone intentionally murdering him.)

And now, lest you all think Ms. Elfundeb is just bringing this up for 
grins for the first time, check out this from long, LONG ago:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/message/35060

Yep, she's been sayin' this for quite some time. >;)

SSSusan,
who's still wondering if anyone here *truly* thinks the twins (or one 
of 'em) is ESE!  Anyone want to bite?