FILK: Hexes Are A Girl's Best Friend

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No: HPFGUIDX 169210

Hexes Are a Girl's Best Friend
A Filk by Pippin
(Predicting that at least one ship will hit the rocks in DH)

To the tune of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend"

Dedicated to CMC

ENTER Fleur, Tonks, the former Mrs. Zabini and Hermione


FLEUR  and  TONKS:
A slap in the face may be quite temperamental
But hexes are a girl's best friend
Good looks have their place but they're just incidental
When a man's a beast, he only wants to have a feast

Potions stale and love charms fail
And a cad is a cad in the end
But when things go pear-shaped
A wand beats a were-shape
Hexes are a girl's best friend

(The FORMER MRS. ZABINI)
There may come a time when a wizard adores you
But hexes are girl's best friend
You may feel inclined to do all he implores you
But get your price, and no more nice
Get his gold, and leave him cold
For  there's more where he came from, girlfriend
A life of bereavement can be an achievement
Hexes are a girl's best friend

(HERMIONE )
When Ronald B Weasley is making me queasy
Hexes are a girls best friend
I'll give him the birds if  he makes me uneasy
With that Lavender, I've had enough of her
If he's  true, then I'll be too and we'll live happily to The End
But don't mess with  witches
Cause we can be ... vicious
Hexes, hexes!
Not to be sexist
But hexes are a girl's best friend