FILK: Wham! Went the Pan on His Head

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 179308

Wham! Went the Pan on His Head (DH, Chap. 11)

To the tune of Zing! Went the Strings of My Heart (popularized by 
Judy Garland)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZasR5PMsPU

This filk was inspired by Marta's hilarious "Clang!" at Art Dungeon.

http://www.artdungeon.net/dh/clang.html

THE SCENE: 12 Grimmauld Place. KREACHER cracks the case of Mundungus 
Fletcher wide open.

KREACHER:
My master said to me, "Find him ASAP,
Mundungus Fletcher has fled!"
I say his name is Dung – let then his skull be rung
Wham! went the pan on his head. 
He proved a slipp'ry bloke, harder to catch than smoke
And had enormous street cred. 
But dared to pit himself `gainst a determined elf 
Wham! went the pan on his head.

The locket from Reg Black he stole
Now it's time for Whack-a-mole
I'm going back on the attack
To smack that sad sack.

My master told me, "Wait! I shall interrogate, 
Let Dung say what should be said - 
But if he should resist, you're our percussionist!"
Wham! went the pan on his head.

    -	CMC

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