FILK: So I'll Use Dark Arts

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 177875

So I'll Use Dark Arts (DH, Chap. 30)

To the tune of Heaven Help My Heart from CHESS the musical by Benny
Anderson, Bjorn Ulvaeus & Tim Rice (sung in the style of an American 
C&W tune)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4B4mr369CY

THE SCENE: Ravenclaw Commons. Good thing that HARRY & McGONAGALL
weren't being monitored by enlightened human rights advocates!

HARRY:
If Amycus wants to deal with us
He had better behave
And not spit
That's a thing that I'll not permit
Unaverse
In a case like this toward a Crucio curse
So I used an Unforgiven spell
Hope it really hurt like hell
The price of expectoration's to be torn apart
So I'll use Dark Arts

Toward Minerva M
I'll make Death Eaters keep their distance
Since we cannot forgive, then I'll get them

McGONAGALL:
Gryffindor vows to be firm and strong
And to show gallantry
Potter proves
He is in sync with Godric's groove
Is it sin
To make DEs taste of their own medicine?
Can I truly say, "Imperio"
As blithe as "Cheerio"?
Helping disarm our worst opponents
Set Carrows apart
So I'll use Dark Arts
I have both their wands
Shimmering rope appears from thin air
Shimmering rope securing both their bonds

HARRY & McGONAGALL:
That's what we heard from the Lestranges
These spells we must mean - so we'll use Dark Arts
So we'll use Dark Arts

  - CMC

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