FILK: Voldy

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 176620

Voldy (DH, Chap. 12-13)

To the tune of Glory from Stephen Schwartz's Pippin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4KU_U_m0k 

THE SCENE: The Ministry of Magic, Level One. Quintessential team 
player DOLORES UMBRIDGE finds her comfort level with the new regime.

UMBRIDGE:
Potter – your end will be bloody



Voldy! Voldy!
Voldy! Voldy!
Praise to the darkest of Lords
His fiats aren't ignored.
We're now all fully on board
Voldy! Voldy!
Voldy! Voldy!

Blood! Blood!
Blood impure is curséd
Blood with mud has to go 
With mud has to go
And through the streets we'll make it flow

Steal! 

(Enter CHORUS OF MINISTRY OFFICIALS)

CHORUS
Steal!

UMBRIDGE & CHORUS: 
Steal is what Mudbloods do
Steal to gain magic might
Gain magic might 
A situation we'll set right

Read it all in his latest memo
See it all in his newest demo
Voldemort, you make all traitors tremor!

UMBRIDGE:
Peace!

Peace is nearly at hand
Peace we'll have in our time
Once we crush Potter and his slime

UMBRIDGE & CHORUS: 
Read it all in his latest memo
See it all in his newest demo
Voldemort, you make all traitors tremor!

(During the instrumental bridge, UMBRIDGE & CHORUS are accompanied by 
a few stray dementors and the Cat Patronus in a Two-Minute Hate 
against Undesirable Number One, whose portrait is magically depicted 
behind the singers)

We will help conquer that brat
You all can be sure of that
For we're the Ministry's top bureaucrats!

(The portrait of Undesirable Number One is replaced by a portrait of –
 hmmm- Desirable Number One? – to which the Ministers pay homage)

Voldy! Voldy!
Voldy! Voldy!
Voldy!

    -	CMC

- "I like bats better than bureaucrats." – CS Lewis, The Screwtape 
Letters (intro)

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