FILK: Speaking in Parseltongue

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 176948

Speaking in Parseltongue (DH, Chap. 31)

To the tune of  Billy Joel's Only The Good Die Young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFyh7-f0uKY

THE SCENE: RON tells Hermione of his plan to finish off the fourth 
Horcrux

RON:
OK, Hermione, I've got a hunch
To quickly help our side a bunch
And to give to the Horcrux a murderous punch
Let's think back when I was young
..

Well I once went with Harry, I once went with Gild
We heard Moaning Myrtle tell how she got killed
And Harry proved himself to be bilingually skilled
As sibilant songs he sung

Speaking in Parseltongue
That's what he said
Speaking in Parseltongue
Speaking in Parseltongue

The basilisk filled him with a terrible dread
He took G's sword, he struck it dead
The poisoned fangs it had in its head
>From the Chamber might still be sprung
.

So come on, Hermione, to the girls' room
We'll descend into the basilisk's tomb
It's fangs are still fatal, we've got to assume
Let Hufflepuff's cup be stung

Hermy, I'll say it in Parseltongue 
I tell it only in Parseltongue
Speaking in Parseltongue

I give a nice loud hiss
For of Harry I make imitation
We see it open wide 
Mm and we downward slide
So, Hermione, stay close until we
Get to our destination
But it's decomposed
We both had better keep hold of our nose

I give you the fang so you can make it destruct
You say I'm brilliant, I say merely "shucks"
Let us now bid a farewell to another Horcrux
The Dark Lord can eat my dung

And I can say that in Parseltongue
I would tell Voldy in Parseltongue
Speaking in Parseltongue

And we had better take some
Time to ensure the elves' liberation
Our voyage to the C of S
Has now been proven such a great success


Come on, come on, come on Hermione 
Tell Harry this
We sought out a serpent, I gave it a hiss
Then we embraced in a passionate kiss
Let wedding bells soon be rung
For I have spoken in Parseltongue
Hiss it, Hermy 
For I am speaking Parseltongue
.

   -	CMC
  
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