ADMIN: Cease Snape discussions!

[Mike]

No: HPFGUIDX 182442

> Potioncat 
> A few of the elves seemed to be holding something behind their 
> back. Potioncat assumed it was glasses of Elf-made wine.
> 
> Potioncat glimpsed Phlytie Elf who had the extremely innocent
> expression worn only by the incredibly guilty.
>
>
> As she left, Potioncat almost thought she heard a tiny voice 
> saying, "Let's ban something else and see if can get some
> fire-whiskey."


Phlytie Elf watched as Potioncat's back disappeared through the 
kitchen portal and the picture closed. He could not help but smile as 
he brought out from behind his back a vial, in it an acid green 
liquid the same color as one of Rita Skeeter's Quick Quote Quills.

"That was brilliant, Phlytie," said Marvin Elf clapping him on the 
back and almost causing the vial contents to spill. " Where is you 
getting it, the potion."

"This is being the amazing thing, I is getting it from Professor 
Snape's stores himself," says Phlytie. "I is telling him I is needing 
an elixor to help Blinky Elf to stop crying out 'I hates Snape" 
everytime she is cleaning the Slytherin common room. Professor Snape 
is saying this is being a worthwhile cause."

"But what is you getting Phlytie?" inquires Zippy Elf. "Is we getting 
in trouble for using this?"

Twisp Elf jumps in with, "Oh no, Zippy, Professor Snape uses this on 
himself to counter Professor Mad-Eye's hex. He is adding something to 
it for us elvses. But I is then adding a new ingredient making this 
the Say The Opposite Phrase, Speak Nothing And Pass Elixor, Take Heed 
Regarding Elves Admins: Desist Snape-ology."

Phlytie nods fervently, making his floppy ears flap like little bat 
wings and his nose almost dips into the vial. "I is sprinkling it on 
the thread with all the chatter. It is making any witch and wizard 
unable to speak of their favorite character's name, only their least 
favorite character, or not speak at all."

"So Potioncat is never knowing what makes her not speak Snape's name. 
In other words, this potion got the cat's tongue. Ironic, isn't it?"

"Oh Phlytie, is this being why I can still write Snape's name on this 
thread?" asks Alika Elf.

"Well, not exactly, Alika. When Twisp is adding the Admin 
ingredients, he is making us elvses immune. So you can be saying 
whatever you wants." Phlytie says with another wicked smile.

Corbie Elf leans over and looks inside the vial. As she straightens 
back up she says in a low whisper, "So, can we use some more to get 
some Fire-Whiskey? Not for me you understand, I is needing some for 
my cooking, I is making flambe' for the next going away feast. 
Umm,... yeah, that's what I needs it for."

"Sorry, Corbie," Phlytie chirps, "This potion was only being good for 
one day, Fred and George's birthday. But I heard Vexxy saying she has 
thought of new spells for vexing the Sirs and Misses. Ask her!"