Best Quotes of Deatlhly Hallows

[Dazz Arlonsy]

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OK, I was just thinking I've got to post this one.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“Skeeter’s book contains less fact than a Chocolate frog card.”


“Are you out of your mind? A plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?”

“Just in case you’ve forgotten, I’ve already got a house, my godfather left me one. So why would I want this one? All the happy memories?”


“Dudley, for the first time in your life, you’re talking sense.”

“I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”

“Blimey, Dudley. Did the dementors blow a different personality
into you?”

“Take care, Big D.”


“Don’t you want to take a last look at the place? We’ll never be here again. Don’t you want to remember all the good times?”


“Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry. Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.”

“Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry.”

“Wow—we’re identical!”

“Bill, don’t look at me—I’m ’ideous.”

“I knew Ginny was lying about that that tattoo.”

“Harry, your eyesight really is awful.”

“Can’t you even tell us apart when we’re Harry?”


“No—HEDWIG!”


“I won’t blast people out of my way just because they’re there. That’s Voldemort’s job.”


“I’ll prove who I am, Kingsley, after I’ve seen my son, now back off if you know what’s good for you!”


“Saintlike. You see . . .. I’m holy. Holey, Fred, geddit?”

“Pathetic. Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”


“We’ve got to trust each other. I trust all of you, I don’t think anyone in this room would ever sell me to Voldemort.”


“Yeah, ’ear, ’ear.”


“Harry, he’s taking over the Ministry and the newspapers and half the Wizarding world! Don’t let him inside your head too!”


“We must decide ’ow you will be disguised,’Arry. For ze wedding. Of course, none of our guests are Death Eaters, but we cannot guarantee zat zey will not let something slip after zey ’aev ’ad champagne.”


“I don’t like your methods, Minister.”


“When I get married, I won’t be bothering with any of this nonsense. You can all wear what you like, and I’ll put a full Body Bind Curse on Mum until it’s all over.”


“Not so fast, Your Holeyness.”


“The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming.”


“Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?”


“Ron, no—please—come back, come back!”


“Ron, stab it, STAB IT!”


“After you left, she cried for a week. Probably longer, only she didn’t want me to see. There were loads of nights when we never even spoke to each other.”

“She’s like my sister. I love her like a sister and I reckon she feels the same way about me. It’s always been like that, I thought you knew.”

“You—complete—arse—Ronald—Weasley!”


“I’d tell him we’re all with him in spirit. And I’d tell him to follow his instincts, which are good and nearly always right.”


“May I just add that while we here at Potterwatch applaud Hagrid’s spirit, we would urge even the most devoted of Harry’s supporters against following Hagrid’s lead. ’Support Harry Potter’ parties are unwise in the present climate.”

“I’m not being ’Rodent,’ no way, I told you I wanted to be ’Rapier’!”

“As our listeners will know, unless they’ve taken refuge at the bottom of a garden pond or somewhere similar, You-Know-Who’s
strategy of remaining in the shadows is creating a nice little climate of panic. Mind you, if all the alleged sightings of him are genuine, we must have a good nineteen You-Know-Whos running around the place.”

“Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill people with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who,
that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

“Point is, people, don’t get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he’s out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don’t count on him being a long way away if you’re planning to take any risks.”


“Help us! We’re in the cellar of Malfoy Manor, help us!”

“You’re going to kill me? After I saved your life? You owe me, Wormtail!”

“Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!”


“Thank you so much Dobby for rescuing me from that cellar. It’s so unfair that you had to die when you were so good and brave. I’ll always remember what you did for us. I hope you’re happy now.”


“It’s a boy! We’ve named him Ted, after Dora’s father!”

“To Teddy Remus Lupin, a great wizard in the making!”

“I think he looks like Dora, but she thinks he is like me. Not much hair. It looked black when he was born, but I swear it’s turned ginger in the hour since. Probably blond by the time I get back.”


“Dawlish is still in St. Mungo’s and Gran’s on the run. She sent me a letter telling me she was proud of me, that I’m my parents’ son, and to keep it up.”


“Aberforth’s getting a bit annoyed. He wants a kip, and his bar’s turned into a railway station.”


“You don’t have to do everything alone, Harry.”


“Why would Harry Potter try to get inside Ravenclaw Tower? Potter belongs in my House!”


“I shall expect you and the Slytherins in the Great hall in twenty minutes, also, if you wish to leave with your students, we shall not stop you. But if any of you attempt to sabotage our resistance or take up arms against us within this castle, then, Horace, we duel to kill.”


“Now go and do something constructive! Find Peeves!”


“Hogwarts is threatened! May the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!”


“So—’ow eez leetle Teddy?”


“What made you see sense, Perce?”


“Braggarts and rogues, dogs and scoundrels, drive them out, Harry Potter, see them off!”


“Oi! There’s a war going on here!”


“IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I’LL KILL YOU, HARRY!”


“Hello, Minister! Did I mention I’m resigning?”

“You’re joking, Perce! You actually are joking, Perce....”

“No—no—no! No! Fred! No!”


“Ron, we’re the only ones who can end it! Please—Ron—we need the snake, we’ve got to kill the snake!”


“And that’s the second time we’ve saved your life tonight, you two—faced bastard!”


“Look. . . at. . . me. . . . ”


“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and above all, those who live without love.”

“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”


“Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?”


“BANE! Happy now, are yeh, that yeh didn’ fight, yeh cowardly bunch o’ nags? Are yeh happy Harry Potter’s—d-dead...?”


“I’ll join you when hell freezes over.”


“HARRY! HARRY—WHERE’S HARRY?”


“Fight! Fight! Fight for my Master, defender of the house elves! Fight the Dark Lord, in the name of brave Regulus! Fight!”


“NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!”

“You—will—never—touch—our—children—again!”


“I don’t want anyone else to try to help. It’s got to be like this. It’s got to be me.”

“Snape’s Patronus was a doe, the same as my mother’s, because he loved her for nearly all of his life, from the time when they were children.”


“Oooh, look, a Blibbering Humdinger!”


“We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter’s the one. And Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun!”


“That wand’s more trouble than it’s worth. And quite honestly, I’ve had enough trouble for a lifetime.”


“Hermione didn’t believe I could pass a Muggle driving test, did you? She thought I’d have to Confund the examiner.”


“If you’re not in Gryffindor, we’ll disinherit you. But no pressure.”


“So that’s little Scorpius. Make sure you beat him in every test, Rosie. Thank God you inherited your mother’s brains.”


“Granddad Weasley would never forgive you if you married a pureblood.”


“Albus Severus, you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.”


~Dazz