Merry Christmas!

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No: HPFGUIDX 191608

Vexxy Elf looks in on the list, "Pretty quiet around here, where is everyone?"

Marvin Elf sticks his head in, "They be off opening gifts and eating lots of goodies!"

"Do you think they even notice we're here?", ponders Exmoor Elf.

Amandageist sets off firecrackers, filling Main with lights and smoke.

"Well, I guess they know now", says Corbie Elf, shaking her head.

"Okay, let's get everyone in here", says Crikey Elf.

"But they don't all want to come", points out Kelley Elf.

"And some of us is on holidays", notes Alika Elf from a distance.

"It doesn't matter, it's Christmas!", says Shorty Elf.

"Okay, someone round up the missing List Elves", says Speedy Elf.

*a line of List Elves files in, prodded from behind by Rylly Elf*

"They says we have to do it now!", she insists.

"Alright, stop poking us, we is here!", says Zaney Elf.

"They will not be liking our surprise", states Twisp Elf.

"Yes, they will! Everyone likes this kind of thing during the holidays", insists Phlytie Elf.

"I think you're wrong", says Penapart Elf.

"Well, there's only one way to find out", notes Blinky Elf.

"You mean we're really going through with this?", asks Kroppy Elf.

"If we're going to do it, let's get started", says Zippy Elf.

*the List Elves form a long line, fidgeting and mumbling all the while*

"On the count of three!", says Kelley Elf, "1... 2... 3!"

"We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year", 
sing the Elves in unison, if slightly offkey.

"There, can we eat now?", asks Rylly Elf, pointing to the tables laden with cookies and drinks.


Help yourselves to goodies and join us in wishing everyone at HPFGU a very Merry Christmas and all the best in the coming year!

Your HPFGU List Elves