FILK: Snake, Riddle and 'Roy

[Caius]

No: HPFGUIDX 190195

Just like the olden days, I present a new HP filk (I used to do this every few days instead of every few years)

Snake, Riddle and `Roy

To the tune of Shake, Rattle and Roll by Bill Haley and the Comets

Dedicated to the great and glorious Pippin

THE SCENE: HARRY sings of three of his Year Two antagonists

HARRY: 
Way down in the chamber Tom Riddle would Potter damn
Way down in the chamber Tom Riddle would Potter damn
And Gilderoy will show he's a total sham

[Chorus]

I said Snake, Riddle and `Roy
I said Snake, Riddle and `Roy
I said Snake, Riddle and `Roy
I said Snake, Riddle and `Roy
Well, them three are all nutters who would my life destroy

(To 'Roy Lockhart)

Wearin' your outfit in forget-me-not blue
Wearin' your outfit in forget-me-not blue
You think you're cool, you're a hot mess through and through 

[Chorus]

(To the basilisk)

You were a two-eyed snake, till you met the Phoenix Fawkes
You were a two-eyed snake, till you met the Phoenix Fawkes 
Now I look at you, tell you don't know to walk the walk

To Tom Riddle (as he prepares the plunge the basilisk fang into the diary)

You believe you're coming on strong as You-Know-Who
You believe you're coming on strong as You-Know-Who
The time has come for us to say "toodle-loo."

[Chorus]
I said Snake, Riddle and `Roy
I said Snake, Riddle and `Roy
I said Snake, Riddle and `Roy
I said Snake, Riddle and `Roy
Well, them three are all nutters who would my life destroy!

     -	CMC

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