[HPforGrownups] Re: What if Voldemort was captured alive but powerless?

Bart Lidofsky bart at moosewise.com
Mon Mar 5 22:02:59 UTC 2012


No: HPFGUIDX 191904

Corey Overton <Coverton1982 at Hotmail.Com Corey_Over>, Sun Mar 4,
> What if Umbridge was left in the forest?
>
Walabio:
	The Centaurs would gangrape her to death.  She is already
over half-dead from gangrape when Dumbledore rescues her after only
half a day.

Bart:
	There was a wonderful movie from 1980 called "The Gods Must Be Crazy", involving a Kalahari tribesman who ventures into civilization. When he first sees an attractive blonde schoolteacher, the narrator describing the man's point of view says something on the order of, "And then he saw the most ugly woman he had ever seen in his life. Skin like a ghost, hair like a corpse, and incredibly large and ungainly." Part of chauvinism is the belief that those who are not as good as us want to have sex with us, because we are so much better, and therefore so much more attractive. Except, remember, the centaurs are extremely chauvinistic themselves. They would no more want to rape Umbridge than a group of normal humans would want to rape a centaur.

	Bart






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