NASTY BOY THINKING Re: OOP: Some shipping thoughts

[Randy]

> Back to the ? for Harry, I think Tonks is a possible match, which 
may be why
> she was introduced.  The (slightly) older woman, who knows a few 
tricks...
> 
> Neil said.

Red Eye Randy waves the other guys over to the men's locker room to 
discuss the matter .....

Well, you heterosexual guys have to admit that even though he may 
not want to marry Tonks and take her home forever.  He could enjoy a 
romp with a different woman every night with just one gal.  She can 
change here looks every night and Harry would never get bored.  This 
can't last forever, but it could get him past the exploding hormone 
part of his life while he tries to figure out who he wants to be 
when he grows up.

Meanwhile, I can't help thinking that Hermione is too cerebral for 
either Ron or Harry at least at this point in time.  Harry and Ron 
have the look of fresh nerds right off the farm so far.  Hermione 
sounds like she could be examining her womanhood any day now.  

I could see where Ginny might be a lot to handle with her 
athleticism on the Quidditch field.  She probably will have a whole 
slew of lovers to satisfy her needs.

Ron is in love with being a kid at the moment.  He likes Quidditch 
so much he felt he was unworthy of playing on the Hogwarts pitch.  
Ron is definitely a late bloomer as far as I can tell.  Hermione 
would have to yell stupefy ,  accio...you know what..... while 
wearing her little nighty and proceed to show him the way to 
manhood.  This couldn't happen until graduation week as far as I am 
concerned because of her need to maintain her 110 % average on all 
tests.  Upon completion of her last final, she grabs the bottle of 
sherry, her nighty and proceeds to satisfy herself with Ron, 
followed by Harry and anyone else she finds interesting that night.

Professor McGonagall keeps wondering why Hermione never shows up for 
breakfast the next morning when they had talked about planning her 
future graduate studies program immediately after breakfast.

Ron Weasley lies in his bed wondering what hit him for half the 
day.  Harry spends time wondering why he missed out on this action 
for the past 3 years.

You know, I just can't see JKR writing anything like this.  You 
fanfic writers are going to have to fill in the blanks for these 
storylines.  Essentially Ron wants to play Quidditch, Harry wants to 
save the World, Ginny wants to prove she is as good or better than 
most men, Hermione wants to know everything ever discovered and 
written down, Luna Lovegood plans to orbit the planet Neptune for 
another few eons, Draco wants to eliminate any competition he thinks 
might keep him from the top, and Neville wants to escape Grandma and 
get on with the rest of his life.  Actually Neville may make a 
better Minister of Magic than Ron (which I previously predicted).

This rubbish I wrote does not reflect the opinions of anyone 
associated with me and is a direct result of too much coffee, the 
morning after I wrote that silly song.  I hope I have not offended 
anyone.... Well, maybe just a few of you...:0)

Red Eye Randy


--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Neil Ward" <neilward at d...> > 
There were hints that Luna Lovegood has her eye on Ron, so I 
speculate that
> she may be used to wake Hermione up to her unrealised interest in 
Ron in
> Book 6.
> 
> Back to the ? for Harry, I think Tonks is a possible match, which 
may be why
> she was introduced.  The (slightly) older woman, who knows a few 
tricks...
> 
> Neil
> 
> ***
> 
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