MAJOR SPOILERS.....THE OOPS SONG !!!

[Kaitlin]

*gives Randy a standing ovation*
Fabulous!  I've been waiting for the OOP version of the song...and I 
knew you would come through magnificently.  Bravo!
~Kaitlin

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Randy" <estesrandy at y...> wrote:
> This song is sung to the tune of "I am the very model of a Modern 
> British General" by Gilbert and Sullivan....
> 
> It contains major spoilers for anyone who has not read the Order of 
> the Phoenix.  Reading this email before you finish the book will 
> blow your mind, curve your spine, and lose the war for the 
allies!!!!
> 
> The OOPS Song .... By Randy Estes
> 
> I had a dream I'm running down a corridor that's filled with doors.
> I sometimes get the feeling that I'm turning into Voldemorte.
> 
> The Phoenix Order's taking flight,
> And Weasley suffers a snake bite
> And Hagrid looks a horrid sight.  
> Hey, what's that Blueish Shining Light?
> 
> The Orders taking me to visit Number 12, Grimmaud Place.
> The pictures started screaming when Tonks knocked a troll's leg out 
> of place.
> 
> The house has elf heads on the wall,
> And Percy's not returning calls.
> And Harry's about to lose it all 
> When Sirius takes no curtain call.
> 
> (Background Group starts to sing:)
> 
> If you're getting tired of this song.
> He's sorry he meant nothing wrong!
> But JK Rowling takes too long
> Where do these fans of hers belong?
> 
> We meet a nasty teacher who keeps trying to take over here.
> There's never been a Dark Arts teacher that could last more than 
one 
> year.
> 
> The Hogwarts High Inquisitor 
> Keeps tabs on Every Professor.
> Then shows Trelawney to the door.
> And next she's after Dumbledore.
> 
> So Harry starts the DA to prepare kids to fight Voldemorte.
> He had to find something to do. He can't play Quidditch anymore.
> 
> And Fred and George start to attack,
> While Harry contacts Sirius Black.
> And Hagrid brings a Giant back
> Before he finally gets the sack!
> 
> (Background Group sings...)
> 
> If you're getting tired of this song
> He's sorry he meant nothing wrong!
> But JK Rowling takes too long
> We don't know where her fans belong!
> 
> Professor Snape was ordered to teach young Harry Occumency.
> When Snape was forced to leave the room, Harry saw Snape's worst 
> memory!
> 
> Where James exposed Snape's underwear
> Sirius and Lupin did not care
> If Snape's feelings were trampled there.
> When Snape found Harry, his teeth were bared!
> 
> The Centaurs carry off Umbridge and do things we wish we could see.
> Then Harry and the gang go to the Department of Mysteries.
> 
> The Death Eaters are waiting there.
> The doors keep spinning everywhere.
> And Brains go flying through the air
> The battle leaves us in dispair.
> 
> The Death Eaters try to steal prophecies and then get out of there.
> The wands are firing, people shouting, bodies lying everywhere.
> 
> Harry and Neville drop the ball.
> Voldemorte misses it after all.
> And Dumbledore makes Tom look small
> And Fudge is forced to believe it all!
> 
> (Background Group sings:)
> 
> We're not sure where this song belongs
> He's sorry he meant nothing wrong
> But JK Rowling takes too long
> And now we're finished with this song!
> 
> (Red Eye Randy bows and falls off the stage...)