If it hurts, don't do that!_ OT fun

[Randy]

By now we all have to be wondering about Voldemort's ability to 
think things through before acting.  Book 5 is no exception, with 
the time spent on getting the prophecy in the first place.  The 
consequent exposure of a lot of Death Eaters' identities to the 
Wizard population.  The risk of exposing himself to Dumbledore ( He 
who cannot be easily removed).  Voldemort has got to be visiting a 
Wizard Pschycologist at this point. 

Doctor's office somewhere on a side street to Nockturn Alley.

Doctor Martin (DM): "Good Afternoon, Mr. Riddle...Oh, sorry, yes.... 
Mr. Notbenamed...sit down and relax on the couch..."

Voldemort (V):  "Ahem, yes, afternoon..."

DM: "Are you still having those bad dreams about being in the boys 
dorms again?"  

V: "Yes.  It's really starting to bother me that I can't keep my 
wand down whenever I pass a young coed..."

DM: "You feel ashamed of those thoughts?"

V: "Well, yes...I never really had a girlfriend in school.  What 
with all the time I spent gathering forces for evil, I never had a 
chance to date, you know."

DM: "I see.  Does it bother you that you might have missed out on 
some important parts of life?"

V: "Look, let's not persue this line of discussion, okay?"

DM: "Yes, that's fine by me.  Have you learned anything about your 
possible connection to the young boy at the school?"

V: "I think he feels some of my feelings.  I feel his presence 
during my moments of greatest pleasure and pain.  I know I feel a 
weird sensation when he looks at those girly magazines..."

DM: "Has it occured to you that you don't have to spend all of your 
efforts on getting rid of the boy?"

V: "Well, yes... a little...I guess..."

DM: "You know you lost your body the first time you attacked him.  
You became young again, but you lost your body again after he 
stabbed the diary.  You wasted alot of time telling him your plans 
last year before you cast your spells. It made you look bad in front 
of all your Death Eaters..."

V: " Well, yes... I have come to terms with that little 
embarrassment...The Diary was Lucius' idea...I had forgotten about 
that one anyway..."

DM: "Maybe you should think about leaving the kid alone..."

V: "I know, I know.... but he made me soooo mad when he didn't die 
the first time, and that curse really stung like a !@#$$&^%$!"

DM: "Yes but now look what happened to you main group of Death 
Eaters being exposed to the Ministry of Magic."

V: "Well, yes... I could have handled that better, I guess."

DM: "Maybe it's time to think about starting a new career...."

V: "Oh, please !  Who is going to hire me after I killed half of 
their relatives during the last invasion?"

DM: " You know, you could move and try to start a new life somewhere 
else.."

V: "Somewhere else?  But where would I go?  What would I do?"

DM: "Frankly Voldy, I don't give a damn!"

V: "Dumbledore!  Not you again!!! 

Green flashes of light are seen on the glass of the 4th floor 
window. But the crowded street below takes no notice.