From ReinaKata02 at reinakata02.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 1 23:52:20 2003 From: ReinaKata02 at reinakata02.yahoo.invalid (Kaitlin) Date: Mon, 01 Sep 2003 23:52:20 -0000 Subject: Is He Dead Jim? (very OT) In-Reply-To: Message-ID: I was just dropping in because I realized that I hadn't been here in a while, and I saw Randy's message, so I decided now would be a good time to say hi (since I'm not one of the 3 people who posted in August)... I've been busy lately in my Alejandro Sanz club, preparing for the release of his new album ("No es lo mismo"--in stores tomorrow!)...just as things heated up around here with the arrival of OOP, people are very excited that our dear Alex is coming out with new material... School starts tomorrow at 9:30, when my fellow teaching interns and I have a back-to-school planning meeting. I'm the veteran of the group, so they're expecting me to share my "wisdom" with the newbies (even though I've only been doing this for a year!). In case you were wondering, I'm a grad student majoring in communication and I teach the lab section of the undergraduate intro course. Ahhh, college freshmen...a special brand of interesting, especially at the U of Hartford. Hope everyone is doing well. I will do my best to drop in more often this month, once the first-week-of-school business is out of the way. Aloha, Kaitlin --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Randy" wrote: > Has anyone noticed that 3 people account for over half of the > messages posted on this list in August? > > Did everyone else dissapparate? > > Perhaps we should pick a topic that someone would like to discuss? > > Politics? > Music? > Other authors? > > That jerk that keeps bothering me? > That nice person I want to get to know? > > Why does JKR have to kill off a great character and piss off half of > her fans? > What I did on my summer vacation? > > Who would I like to turn into a toad? > Why does Neville have a toad? > Is the toad an important character like Scabbers? > Perhaps the toad is Voldemort's twin brother separated at Birth? > > What brother? You know the nicer looking one in the baby picture! > Perhaps the toad is chewing all of that gum and leaving the wrappers! > Perhaps Neville's twin brother was turned into the toad! > Perhaps the toad carries the Mark of Voldemort and will save the day > at the end of the books! > > Why did we ever let this guy on the list, anyway? > > Is there anyone out there? > > OKAY > Let's say Harry,Ron, and Hermione walk into a bar.... > What do they say? > "Ouch!" > Because it hurts when you walk into a bar! (and bonk your head or > something on the bar!) > > Okay, Let's say the Toad leads the House Elfs in the next great Elf > rebellion and ... > Hey! Enough about the toad already!!!! > Well, I was just trying to start some discussion.... > Well, this kind of inane drivel is what drove all these people away > in the first place! > OK, I know when I'm not wanted. > Fine. > POOF! Both of them dissapparate. From john at queerasjohn.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 00:49:46 2003 From: john at queerasjohn.yahoo.invalid (Queer as John) Date: Mon, 01 Sep 2003 20:49:46 -0400 Subject: It's worse than that, it's /physics/, Jim! (was Re: Is He Dead Jim? (very OT)) In-Reply-To: Message-ID: *waves* Hey folks. I, too, am madly busy after my gallbladder surgery -- am all better now. However, I'm without school to prep for -- for the first time in my life. Very strange, that. I start an internship on Wednesday, and have been shopping for clothes and sending out resumes as if they were going out of style. Other than that, I've been hanging out with fellow HP fans in NYC, writing bits of ficcy goodness, working on some original stuff and generally relaxing. Hope everyone's well! I'll reiterate the offer of a LiveJournal invite code if anybody without an LJ would like one. Cheers, --John ______________________________________ Queer as John || john at ... AIM, YM & LJ @ QueerAsJohn || www.queerasjohn.com Ahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! Aahahaha! BEWARE!!!!! Yrs sincerely, The Opera Ghost --Terry Pratchett, Maskerade ______________________________________ From saitaina at saitaina.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 01:10:38 2003 From: saitaina at saitaina.yahoo.invalid (Saitaina) Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2003 18:10:38 -0700 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Is He Dead Jim? (and OTness and John's physics) References: Message-ID: <010501c370ef$06e0db40$17371c40@...> First off all, sorry for the lurking, it's what I do. I don't usually have much to add to anything and when I do open my mouth I tend to babble (as those whom read my LJ know.) Kaitlin: Man you have a busy life...sounds a bit fun though :o) John: I won't comment on the surgery as I'm already a bad friend who didn't even know about it until today though I do hope you're getting better. Good luck with the internship love. Onto Randy's actual post: Oh please no. Considering I went off at a country fair on the subject I don't think we need me to open my big mouth on this issue. Er, what's that? Haven't listened to anything besides Meatloaf in so long now I forget what's "Hip" these days. May I just state, proudly that I've gotten to Book Four of Lord of the Rings...and it's only taken me...er...since January of the run of Fellowship of the Ring the movie to get there. And now may I say these movies are a load of crapishness. The book's much better. Aw love, tell us all about the jerk...:o) Because it was necessary in her mind and at least it wasn't Dumbledore. Go for it...had to have been better than mine where I spent three months reliving the fact that my mom and I cannot live in the same house without screaming at each other (Yes, my summer vacation was spent at my mother's....I know I'm weird) Go for it, I have a nice list myself of who should be toaded. *shrugs* Always wondered that myself. It could be that whole bit in SS where Hagrid mentions that no one has a toad these day and then suddenly this kid appears with a toad making him seem a little...odd. Of course, I could be channeling fanfiction and not actually SS so I'm not sure if that bit was there... Doubt it, though I wonder if Trevor the Toad was actually Neville's Parents/Grandmother's. Again the whole thing of no one these days having a toad. *cocks eyebrow* oookay. Well that's a theory. Tom was the nicer looking one, he didn't turn ugly until later. *holds onto her belief* Mean little toad. By who? Grandmother, Uncle Algae (pretty sure that's not his name), Death Eaters... Which makes me wonder, if, by chance, Neville's twin WAS turned into a toad...why is he always running away? Does he know the secret to Voldemort's downfall? The secret recipe for squid Every Flavor Beans? Where Snape keeps the hallucinogenic potions? Or does he just not like Nev? Okay even I can't go with this one, it just tops everything by itself. Because we love him Yup, though I'm caught between Middle Earth and wondering why my cat is stairing at my cigarette. In order for it to be the NEXT great Elf rebellion...wouldn't there have had to be a rebellion to start with? Goblin rebellions sure, but can't think of an Elf rebellion. Not true, you are wanted love...both of you. Anyway, if you've still read this far, nothing new in my life beyond the fact that the state of Oregon sucks and won't pay for my medication (I have bi-polar for those of you who don't know), Which means I have no meds, which means I'm stuck between endless cycles of depression and bouncing off the walls with glee for no reason type emotions. Thus my pretty much non communication. I have no wish to inflict my moods on others. Bad enough I gotta suffer through them. Anyway, *hugs* to all. Saitaina **** "Sorry Vig...just seems like I'm about to come out of a closet I didn't even know I was in." http://www.livejournal.com/users/saitaina "No, one day I'm going to look back on all this and plow face-first into a tree because I was looking the wrong bloody way. And I'll still be having a better day than I am today." From jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 02:28:09 2003 From: jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid (Jim Flanagan) Date: Mon, 1 Sep 2003 22:28:09 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Is He Dead Jim? (very OT) References: Message-ID: <002d01c370f9$de012350$0302a8c0@athena> Hi Y'all -- Just checking in. I've been busy preparing some HP-related lessons for my 5th & 6th grade Sunday Schoolers. The first class will be on International Book covers. I've collected bunches of international book covers from the Web and have printed them out as 2x3" (5x7.5cm) cards. The object of the exercise will be to find the country corresponding to each card on a world map. The religious message will be "why can't we all just get along (since everyone likes Harry Potter)?" While they're busy finding the countries on the map, I'll talk about the languages and alphabets, and tell which countries are having serious political conflicts with one another (China & Taiwan, Iran & USA, etc.). Here's a sample of my spiel: The Serbian books have been issued in two different alphabets - Latin and Cyrillic. The Philosopher's Stone has been translated into Latin, Faroe and Welsh. (But not Esperanto or Klingon, as far as I know.) The ugliest cover is undoubtedly the original Icelandic PS; the most unusual are the Japanese covers. Spain has editions in four different languages -- Castilian, Catalan, Galician, and Basque. The Castilian translation is also used in Latin America despite dialectical differences. On the other hand, Portugal and Brazil use different translations, as do mainland China and Taiwan. The US and UK editions are very similar except for minor differences in spelling, punctuation, and grammar. The Russian "ripoff," Tanya Grotter, has sold over a million copies. The following different alphabets (character sets) are represented in the collection of covers: Latin (English, French, German, etc.) Modified Latin (Turkish, Vietnamese, etc.) Hebrew Greek Cyrillic (Russian, Ukrane, Serbian, etc.) Thai Chinese (traditional and simplified) Japanese Korean Arabic (Urdu, Farsi) -Jim Very much alive. > > --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Randy" wrote: > > Has anyone noticed that 3 people account for over half of the > > messages posted on this list in August? > > > > Did everyone else dissapparate? > > > > Perhaps we should pick a topic that someone would like to discuss? > > > > Politics? > > Music? > > Other authors? > > > > That jerk that keeps bothering me? > > That nice person I want to get to know? > > > > Why does JKR have to kill off a great character and piss off half > of > > her fans? > > What I did on my summer vacation? > > > > Who would I like to turn into a toad? > > Why does Neville have a toad? > > Is the toad an important character like Scabbers? > > Perhaps the toad is Voldemort's twin brother separated at Birth? > > > > What brother? You know the nicer looking one in the baby picture! > > Perhaps the toad is chewing all of that gum and leaving the > wrappers! > > Perhaps Neville's twin brother was turned into the toad! > > Perhaps the toad carries the Mark of Voldemort and will save the > day > > at the end of the books! > > > > Why did we ever let this guy on the list, anyway? > > > > Is there anyone out there? > > > > OKAY > > Let's say Harry,Ron, and Hermione walk into a bar.... > > What do they say? > > "Ouch!" > > Because it hurts when you walk into a bar! (and bonk your head or > > something on the bar!) > > > > Okay, Let's say the Toad leads the House Elfs in the next great Elf > > rebellion and ... > > Hey! Enough about the toad already!!!! > > Well, I was just trying to start some discussion.... > > Well, this kind of inane drivel is what drove all these people away > > in the first place! > > OK, I know when I'm not wanted. > > Fine. > > POOF! Both of them dissapparate. > > > > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > the_old_crowd-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com > > > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > From neilward at flyingfordanglia.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 05:30:25 2003 From: neilward at flyingfordanglia.yahoo.invalid (Neil Ward) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 06:30:25 +0100 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Is He Dead Jim? In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Lord Randemort jumped off his stool and said: << Has anyone noticed that 3 people account for over half of the messages posted on this list in August? >> Since I set up this list in a flurry of owls, it may seem odd that I fell into the depths of lurkdom so soon after my first reading of Order of the Phoenix. The truth of the matter is that I was rather underwhelmed by the book and haven't managed (or wanted) to get my teeth into a second reading. I decided to put off posting any OoP thoughts until I'd read the book again. Catherine assures me that it's much better on second reading, so I'm looking forward to it now. Generally, I've been insanely busy at work and I'm currently entering a period of even more intense activity that won't ease up until mid-October, so I'm likely to stay pretty quiet here for a while longer. Just about the only place I'm posting anything is on LiveJournal, but even that it is sporadic and OT. I guess it doesn't help that I'm no longer involved with HPfGU admin in any shape (especially car-shaped), as that reduces my exposure to Harry Potter to the occasional skim of the HPfGU lists and The Leaky Cauldron. In other news, HPfGU-London had a meet not so long ago in honour of Pippin's visit to the UK. It was fun meeting up with Pippin and seeing Catherine, Michelle, Ali, Pip and David again. I also met Eloise (Elizabeth) for the first time and she didn't look at all as I'd pictured her. We did discuss HP and I felt decidedly rusty on canon details. I left even more determined to re-read OoP; fired up by the enthusiasm of others. I recruited a new member of staff about a week ago who, according to one of my colleagues, looks rather like Harry Potter. I should add that she is a grown woman in her mid-30s who plays rugby, but aside from that, there is a passing resemblance to the delicate boy wizard. Come to think of it, one of the other candidates was very like Rita Skeeter (and she was a freelance journalist and was wearing red lipstick and looked evil) and another one had long red hair and a faraway look in her eyes! Omigod!!! Was that life imitating art? Okay, perhaps not. It may be as quiet as a graveyard in here now, but I'm sure we'll get some discussions going before too long. Let's face it, we probably have years stretching ahead of us before Book Six surfaces - why rush? I'm on a Diana Wynne-Jones list that moves along in fits and starts, sometimes falling to total silence for weeks and other times giving the HPfGU main list a run for its money on posting volume. All it takes is one juicy thread to take things from 'country lane' to 'traffic jam'. That list is also not afraid to mingle DWJ discussions with OT threads, although the list owner tries to enforce a 'obDWJ' in all OT posts - an 'obligatory Diana Wynne Jones' reference, however obscure or tenuous. Perhaps we should try that here if things kick off? Neil Rusting Ford Anglia From heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 10:49:32 2003 From: heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid (heidi tandy) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 03:49:32 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Is He Dead Jim? In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030902104932.20854.qmail@...> --- Neil Ward wrote: > The truth of the matter is that I was > rather underwhelmed by the > book and haven't managed (or wanted) to get my teeth > into a second reading. > I decided to put off posting any OoP thoughts until > I'd read the book again. > Catherine assures me that it's much better on second > reading, so I'm looking > forward to it now. I've actually decided not to reread it - I'm listening to the Jim Dale tapes instead - and I'm finding myself enjoying it. I have to say, I think one of the reasons I didn't love it as much as I thought was because I was so bloody tired while reading it. Jon was barely 3 weeks old, and I realise now that while I thought I felt fine, I had definitely not recovered and I really missed a LOT while I was reading. All of chapter 15, for example. But listening to the tapes is forcing me to go through the story more slowly than I would, were I reading. And I'm making all sorts of nifty connections and theories, including my Cool Thestral Theory, which I posted about on FA last week - basically, I think we now know how Hagrid got to the Hut on the Rock... heidi From pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 13:36:44 2003 From: pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid (pennylin) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 08:36:44 -0500 Subject: Is He Dead Jim? References: Message-ID: <020401c37157$4111b9c0$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Hi -- I'm very much alive too! Truth be told, I've been taking a bit of a break from HP and the fandom for the last several weeks. Well, that's not entirely true. I dipped my toes into the "Deathmarch" shipping thread on FA for a few weeks and well ......decided it just wasn't the place for me. I think I was burned out from all the HPfGU modding duties and then Nimbus really and most truly burned me out. So, I've needed a break and frankly I haven't missed the email volume. It's really kind of novel to not have 93 messages download everytime you sign onto the computer. I suspect I will want to eventually follow HPfGU again, though I'm not sure if I'll go back to individual emails or not. And, I really love interacting with all of you guys, so I would truly love it if we got some good discussions going in this forum. It would suit my present state of mind. But, like some of you said, there's really no big rush. I suspect it will be another 3 year gap before the next book, so I'd imagine we've got plenty of time to kick around theories. On OoP: I loved it. I loved it the first time around, and I agree with Heidi that Jim Dale forces you to go back through it more carefully though. I've listened to the audio one full time (and must return my CDs for a new set because they've started skipping on repeat play, though Bryce listened to them one time too) and I've read the book 3 times now. My third reading was a very careful reading of Trio interactions ......er........for a shipping-related essay that I wrote. Speaking of which, I suppose I could post it here, though I'm not sure if it will kick off anymore discussion here than it did over on the Deathmarch. It's quite long. If I don't hear a chorus of groans, I'll post it here later tonight. :--) Hey, it's the only in-depth OOP canon analysis I've done so far! Penny (who thinks that Heidi's thestral theory relating to Hagrid and the Hut is very cool indeed...........) [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From erisedstraeh2002 at erisedstraeh2002.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 14:55:06 2003 From: erisedstraeh2002 at erisedstraeh2002.yahoo.invalid (Phyllis) Date: Tue, 02 Sep 2003 14:55:06 -0000 Subject: Hagrid "Flying" to the Rock (WAS: Is He Dead Jim?) In-Reply-To: <20030902104932.20854.qmail@...> Message-ID: Heidi wrote: > And I'm making all sorts of nifty connections and > theories, including my Cool Thestral Theory, which I > posted about on FA last week - basically, I think we > now know how Hagrid got to the Hut on the Rock... I agree completely, and I wrote a filk a couple of weeks ago which includes this theory! Here it is (check out the last verse): FILK: It's a Real Flint Based on "It's a Small World" by Richard M. Sherman and Robert B. Sherman Hear the original here: http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/smworld.htm It's a world of laughter A world of tears It's a world of hopes And a world of fears There's so much that we share That it's time we're aware What's a real Flint after all There is Marcus Flint Who was in Book Three Book Two was the last Time we should have seen Though Jo tried to explain He did a year again It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real, true Flint Harry sees his Mum And Diggory die But he doesn't see Thestrals when they fly Though Jo tried to explain He had to feel the pain It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real, true Flint Ronald's prefect badge Is scarlet and gold But Percy's was silver As Book One told Since Harry's mind retains Both pins looking the same It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real Flint after all It's a real, true Flint When Hagrid told us He flew to the rock We said "A Flint!" "A wizard he is not!" But now there are thestrals Who come to the rescue It's a false Flint after all It's a false Flint after all It's a false Flint after all It's a false Flint after all It's a false, non-Flint ~Phyllis From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 17:40:30 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 10:40:30 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Is He Dead Jim? In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030902174030.81300.qmail@...> HI ALL, I'm just glad to hear from everyone out there. It was starting to feel like walking around an empty room with lots of echos in this group! I figured I needed to rattle the bushes a little to deGnome the garden! However, Only one of you has had the guts to comment on my latest theory on the importance of Neville's toad to the ending of the HP series! I am beginning to think that Neville's grandma may not be the nice old lady we think she is. Perhaps she is holding Neville in check on the orders of Lord Voldemort just in case he is the one in the prophecy. Maybe Mom is trying to communicate to Neville with gum wrappers to tell him that granny is really a bad guy! The toad is the key I tell you. Perhaps he is Neville's long lost brother! BWAHAHAHAAAHHAAA He laughs maniacally and trips off the stage into the orchestra pit. RED EYE RANDY (AKA Lord Randemort) --- Neil Ward wrote: > Lord Randemort jumped off his stool and said: > > << Has anyone noticed that 3 people account for over > half of the messages > posted on this list in August? >> > > Since I set up this list in a flurry of owls, it may > seem odd that I fell > into the depths of lurkdom so soon after my first > reading of Order of the > Phoenix. The truth of the matter is that I was > rather underwhelmed by the > book and haven't managed (or wanted) to get my teeth > into a second reading. > I decided to put off posting any OoP thoughts until > I'd read the book again. > Catherine assures me that it's much better on second > reading, so I'm looking > forward to it now. > > Generally, I've been insanely busy at work and I'm > currently entering a > period of even more intense activity that won't ease > up until mid-October, > so I'm likely to stay pretty quiet here for a while > longer. Just about the > only place I'm posting anything is on LiveJournal, > but even that it is > sporadic and OT. I guess it doesn't help that I'm > no longer involved with > HPfGU admin in any shape (especially car-shaped), as > that reduces my > exposure to Harry Potter to the occasional skim of > the HPfGU lists and The > Leaky Cauldron. > > In other news, HPfGU-London had a meet not so long > ago in honour of Pippin's > visit to the UK. It was fun meeting up with Pippin > and seeing Catherine, > Michelle, Ali, Pip and David again. I also met > Eloise (Elizabeth) for the > first time and she didn't look at all as I'd > pictured her. We did discuss > HP and I felt decidedly rusty on canon details. I > left even more determined > to re-read OoP; fired up by the enthusiasm of > others. > > I recruited a new member of staff about a week ago > who, according to one of > my colleagues, looks rather like Harry Potter. I > should add that she is a > grown woman in her mid-30s who plays rugby, but > aside from that, there is a > passing resemblance to the delicate boy wizard. > Come to think of it, one of > the other candidates was very like Rita Skeeter (and > she was a freelance > journalist and was wearing red lipstick and looked > evil) and another one had > long red hair and a faraway look in her eyes! > Omigod!!! Was that life > imitating art? Okay, perhaps not. > > It may be as quiet as a graveyard in here now, but > I'm sure we'll get some > discussions going before too long. Let's face it, > we probably have years > stretching ahead of us before Book Six surfaces - > why rush? I'm on a Diana > Wynne-Jones list that moves along in fits and > starts, sometimes falling to > total silence for weeks and other times giving the > HPfGU main list a run for > its money on posting volume. All it takes is one > juicy thread to take > things from 'country lane' to 'traffic jam'. That > list is also not afraid > to mingle DWJ discussions with OT threads, although > the list owner tries to > enforce a 'obDWJ' in all OT posts - an 'obligatory > Diana Wynne Jones' > reference, however obscure or tenuous. Perhaps we > should try that here if > things kick off? > > Neil > > Rusting Ford Anglia > > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From saitaina at saitaina.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 17:48:08 2003 From: saitaina at saitaina.yahoo.invalid (Saitaina) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 10:48:08 -0700 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Is He Dead Jim? References: <20030902174030.81300.qmail@...> Message-ID: <014501c3717a$5fe68ec0$0e3c1c40@...> Randy wrote: I for one never thought Grandma was a nice old ladie (stern yes, nice no) but I don't see her as a Voldie supporter. Maybe instead of Trevor being Neville's long lost brother, he's a DE in disguise thus keeping Neville in check? Saitaina **** "Sorry Vig...just seems like I'm about to come out of a closet I didn't even know I was in." http://www.livejournal.com/users/saitaina "No, one day I'm going to look back on all this and plow face-first into a tree because I was looking the wrong bloody way. And I'll still be having a better day than I am today." From voicelady at the_voicelady.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 22:16:16 2003 From: voicelady at the_voicelady.yahoo.invalid (Jeralyn) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 15:16:16 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Is He Dead Jim? Message-ID: <6356880.1062540955963.JavaMail.nobody@...> Ah, I know that I have been terribly remiss. I have, however, been reading the posts, and always feel like anything I say would be along the lines of, "Um yeah, what he said. It's...uh...cool..." I've also been wanting to re-read OOP and then maybe post something interesting, but hubby-Bart has been reading it at a snaaaaaiiiiilllll's pace. So, yeah, I'm still out here. Come visit! The weather is wonderful and we can all hang out on the beach. From pbnesbit at harpdreamer.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 2 22:43:33 2003 From: pbnesbit at harpdreamer.yahoo.invalid (harpdreamer) Date: Tue, 02 Sep 2003 22:43:33 -0000 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Is He Dead Jim? In-Reply-To: <6356880.1062540955963.JavaMail.nobody@...> Message-ID: Hi All, I'm still here too. I've been lax in posting, I know, but I broke my finger a little over a month ago, & it was hard as heck to type using only nine fingers. I've also been having problems getting into the second reading of OotP. Like Neil, I was underwhelmed, and since I've discovered Tamora Pierce (who, IMHO, writes circles around JKR), I've been devouring her books. I *did*, however, find what I think is another Flint: (p. 147, British Ed.) [The trio is discussing the DADA teachers] ' One sacked, one dead, one's memory removed, and one locked in a trunk for nine months,' said Harry, counting them off on his fingers. Remus resigned, thanks to Severus' outing him as a werewolf--he wasn't sacked. Maybe Jo should go back & re-read her own books? Peace & Plenty, Parker (off to wash the dog--oh, joy) From pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 3 02:43:47 2003 From: pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid (pennylin) Date: Tue, 2 Sep 2003 21:43:47 -0500 Subject: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) Message-ID: <035e01c371c5$35719cc0$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Hi -- Not having heard a chorus of groans, I'm posting this so it can't be said I didn't make any substantive contributions to discussion. I've retained the old HPfGU SHIP prefix to give fair notice as well.........so consider yourself duly warned. Again, this was written for a specific forum so some of the points made are specifically included to refute threads or arguments on the DeathMarch Thread. Penny ********************* All OoP page references refer to the UK hardback edition of OoP. Page references to GoF refer to the UK paperback edition. INTRODUCTION I believe that OoP sets in motion a trend that had begun developing in PoA and GoF: the trend of Harry and Hermione becoming partners. They are in effect equals in leadership roles, and though Harry certainly remains the "hero," I think that Hermione is increasingly filling the role of "heroine." I think this partnership is a solid basis on which a romantic relationship can be based in later books and/or in the epilogue to the series. TREND OF BECOMING PARTNERS 1.. Working in Tandem Harry and Hermione work more as a partnership (and less as two members of a Trio) in OoP than they have previously. When they are reading the Prophet article about Sirius, they shush Ron and continue to have their own conversation (257). Harry and Hermione obviously hadn't clued Ron in on the conversation they had the night he made the Quidditch team regarding Umbridge and Harry's scar, since Ron is utterly bewildered by this when the three of them are talking to Sirius in the fire (270). Hermione takes the initiative with forming the DA, anticipating and countering Harry's reluctance with powers of persuasion and calm certitude in his abilities (290-96). The two of them have a conversation about the similarity between the gold coins given to the DA members and the Dark Mark, another sign of a growing shared outlook (353). She also takes the initiative with arranging Harry's interview with Rita Skeeter ("I want him given the opportunity to tell the truth") (500). She seemingly sat through the interview with him. Harry himself indicates that talking about the events of that night in such detail was difficult, and therefore, Hermione may be privy to details or emotions from Harry that he hadn't previously confided to both her and Ron (502). Significantly, Harry and Hermione share in the key moments of the events depicted in OoP as a pair. It is Harry and Hermione together who accompany Hagrid to the Forest to meet Grawp (604-618). It is Harry and Hermione together who steal into Umbridge's office to check on Sirius' whereabouts (651-653). It is Harry and Hermione together who accompany Umbridge into the Forest (660). And, finally, Hermione is with Harry and Neville (both of whom may be integral to the final resolution of the series) when the group is split in two at the Department of Mysteries. Though she ultimately falls in battle so to speak, she doesn't exit the scene immediately and gets in her fair share of hexes and curses before being taken out of action. In fact, they play off each other in turn, saving each other repeatedly: Hermione saves Harry with the "stupefy" hex (694); Harry launches himself across the floor to interrupt the Avada Kevadra curse from hitting Hermione (696); Hermione comes to Harry's aid once again (696-97); and then the two of them work together with Silencio and Petrificus Totalus (698) before Hermione falls out of action at last. These are all choices made deliberately by Rowling; in each case, Ron *could* have been included in the general scene without disruption of the plot or narrative. Instead, Rowling has chosen to keep Ron on the sidelines during integral events in OoP, while pushing Harry and Hermione front and center. This trend of highlighting Harry and Hermione as a team or partnership began in PoA, when it is Harry and Hermione as a pair who must save Buckbeak and rescue Sirius. This trend is solidified in GoF by having Harry and Ron not speaking to one another for an extended period of time, so that Harry and Hermione work together to get him through the First Task. Though Ron certainly helped Harry in his preparation for the Third Task, Hermione's contributions are possibly more note-worthy in some respects (the very fact that he knew the curses and hexes that helped save his life that night is attributable to Hermione's sleuthing and research skills). And, of course, again, OoP places Harry and Hermione together, working in tandem, at all the key moments in the plot. Their partnership is in the spotlight. 2.. Daring Gryffindor Spirit Hermione moves from still wincing at the sound of the name Voldemort early on (65) to using the name Voldemort frequently, starting in October when she first proposes Harry teaching DADA to other students (294). "It was the first time she had ever said Voldemort's name, and it was *this*, more than anything else, that calmed Harry" (293). She is the only peer of Harry who dares to say the name, and this sets her and Harry apart from the others. Early on in OoP, Harry asks Ron when he's going to "say the name Voldemort." Ron evades the question and never does use the name in OoP. Hermione is absolutely scathing in her disdain for Ron's reactions to hearing her or Harry speak the name (296, 297, 519). 3.. Ability to Communicate without Words In OoP, Harry and Hermione communicate without words, and in both cases, the situation is lost on Ron, who is oblivious, and the details are not shared with him until much later. Hermione is the only one to notice that something is wrong with Harry at dinner one night (144); she is obviously very attuned to his facial expressions and emotions. On the train ride to school, Harry realizes that Hermione has taken the same meaning from Draco's "dogging" comment that he did (176). Hermione again displays perceptiveness with respect to Harry's emotional state, though she guesses the wrong cause (575). Harry catches on quickly to her ruse with Umbridge (the lack of tears) (659). I'm now shifting away from authorial intent to an examination of the character's feelings for each other. FOUNDATION FOR A ROMANCE As discussed above, Harry and Hermione have become more and more of a partnership of equals, with Hermione arguably filling the role of heroine. Does this mean that they are destined to become romantic partners? Does the Hero always "get the girl"? I don't know that they are so much *destined* to be romantic partners, but I surely think that the foundation for that to develop at some point is in place by the end of OoP. Harry and Hermione have a solid friendship, built on trust, respect and shared history, and this could easily provide a good foundation for a romantic relationship. In addition, they aren't so "boring" that they never have any disagreements, but, as shown in detail below, they have demonstrated that they most often use positive conflict resolution rather than retreating into silence with one another. They exhibit an above-average concern for each other's safety and well-being in OoP. Both of their respective love interests have been jealous of their relationship and have inferred an underlying romantic attachment between Harry and Hermione. Harry finds Hermione attractive, and they both show no discomfort with the increasing physical interaction between them. Although Harry has thus far shown no particular interest in Hermione's love life, she arguably is not as keen on Harry pairing up with Cho as it might appear on the surface. Certainly there is time enough for both these adolescents to "change their minds" in any case. 1.. Trust, Respect and History Trust Harry and Hermione trust each other (just as they trust Ron of course), but there are specific examples in OoP where the trust of these two characters is put to the test. Harry, though he is skeptical initially about what Cho will say about this, agrees to meet Hermione while he's having a date with Cho, even though Hermione doesn't give him a clue as to why she needs him to meet her that specific day (489). In another instance, Harry and Hermione demonstrate that they will "be there to catch each other's falls" in that classic example of falling backwards with utter trust in your partner (though it is, in this case, unintentional, it is worth noting). "He [Hagrid] stopped suddenly and turned around; Hermione walked right into him and was knocked over backward. Harry caught her just before she hit the forest floor" (607). The most important scene to observe Harry and Hermione showing trust in one another, however, is the scene when Harry tells Hermione and Ron about his vision of Voldemort torturing Sirius. The interaction between Harry and Hermione fairly crackles with intensity in this scene (I could *see* it on the movie screen almost); in fact, if there is [u]any[/u] unresolved sexual tension indicators in the Potterverse, I would say it is here, in this scene. She grows more and more confident in questioning him, even in the face of his anger, and they keep taking steps closer to each other. Ron is very definitely on the periphery of this pivotal scene. Though Harry says it "aggressively," he trusts her judgment enough to sanction one check at Grimmauld Place (645-650). It is Harry and Hermione who cloak themselves in Harry's invisibility cloak and sneak into Umbridge's office; Ron is sent offscreen. Respect Harry and Hermione respect each other's accomplishments. Hermione's opinion of Harry is very important to him; I suspect that his reaction of not wanting to face or talk to Hermione after the Prefect Badge scene is motivated by a sense of having let her down. She obviously had a high opinion of him, considered him the likely choice for the male Gryffindor prefect of their year, and was disappointed that she wouldn't be a prefect with him (148). Hermione always listens thoughtfully when Harry confides things in her (249). In addition, Hermione has become Harry's conscience ("the part of his mind that *often spoke in Hermione's voice") (601). He changes his course entirely based on her voice in his head (343). Harry felt a "surge of pride in Hermione's jinxing abilities" at a critical point in the confrontation among Umbridge, Fudge and Dumbledore (541). He also defends Hermione's jinxing abilities in an argument with Cho, which immediately sparks a jealous reaction from Cho (561). She anticipates Harry's reactions at the first DA meeting at the Hog's Head Pub; soothing his anxiety and paving the way for him to comfortably assume the position of leadership (302). She bolsters his confidence with her praise at the first official DA session (351). When Harry is disconsolate and isolated after overhearing Moody speculating that Voldemort might be possessing him, it is Hermione who is able to persuade Harry to talk things out. She claims to have come to Grimmauld Place the minute she was permitted (and didn't join her parents at all), rushing upstairs to the room where Harry was holed up within minutes of her arrival (there is still snow in her hair!) (440). Further, Harry notes that he is "surprised" to see Ron and Ginny sitting on his bed, so he obviously expected to have (and was amenable to having) a conversation about the situation with *just* Hermione on her own (441). He doesn't "have the heart" to disappoint her by telling her what is really happening to all the hats she's been making for the elves (399). Rich History Harry and Hermione have a rich history, and though that history is shared with Ron, select memories Harry has of Hermione specifically are highlighted to the reader in OoP. We learn, for example, that the image of Hermione in the hospital wing when the polyjuice potion had gone awry is one of Harry's "most feared memories." And, thinking about Hermione can bring a smile to Harry's face. In his first OWL exam, Harry spies Hermione a few rows ahead of him and fondly recalls the night in which he and Hermione became friends, the night he and Ron knocked out the Troll to save her (628). Accordingly, I believe that any romantic partner of Harry will have a difficult time "replacing" Hermione in his heart. 2.. Conflict Resolution Harry and Hermione are not "boring." They do argue or disagree sometimes, but in almost every case, the disagreement is completely resolved by discussing the matter and apologizing as necessary. This is in contrast to Ron and Hermione, whose arguments in OoP are *never* resolved on-screen; one or both parties *always* retreats into silence and/or avoids the other (72-73, 189-90, 208, 212, 228-230, 231, 264). There is one instance of Ron and Hermione "resolving" an argument off-page; the time when Harry blows up at them for always "having a go at each other" and storms off. In that instance, Ron shows up for Divination a bit later and pronounces that "me and Hermione have stopped arguing" (213). But, we don't *see* that the argument is actually resolved (it may have just been a temporary truce), and it certainly doesn't stop them from arguing with each other after that point. There are instances in which Harry is angry enough with Hermione to retreat into silence for a period of time, but this is not a pattern of behavior. In one case, Harry is angry enough with her for siding at least partially with McGonagall to not speak to her during Charms but forgets about being cross with her by the time they reach the next class (285-86). He also is angry enough with her to stop speaking to her for the rest of the day when she pushed him on Occlumency again (519). It is only rarely though that Harry retreats into silence rather than resolving his conflicts with Hermione. Harry essentially picks a fight with her over the issue of Lavender not believing him, and after Hermione calmly tells him that she told Lavender off but to please stop jumping down her throat, he apologizes (201). In a similar discussion shortly later, Hermione again is assertive and tells Harry to "stop biting her head off" (227). Though she may look anxious about it, her anxiety never stops Hermione from facing Harry's anger at different times in the course of OoP (293, 645-50, 686-87). And, she grows steadily more confident (and less anxious) about confronting Harry when she believes it's necessary. She isn't afraid to tell him when he's behaving poorly, and he likewise feels comfortable enough to tell her when she's out of order. For example, after they've met Grawp for the first time, Harry tries to calm Hermione, who was very distraught at what Hagrid was asking them to do. When Hermione in turn became angry, to the point of saying that Umbridge was right to question Hagrid's competency, Harry says quietly, "you didn't mean that." She agrees that Harry is right (617). As another example, Harry quietly asks if she *does* wish that she could see Thestrals; she is immediately horrified by what she's said and apologizes for her insensitivity (398). Harry is definitely annoyed with Hermione at different times in OoP, but some conflict is definitely a normal and good thing in any relationship. In some cases, it is her logical and pragmatic nature that irritates him (327, 334-35). For example, when she questions whether continuing with the DA is advisable in light of Sirius' support, Harry feels annoyed with her slur on Sirius' judgment; however, he is thinking about her words later as he falls asleep, so he certainly takes her advice to heart even when he disagrees (334-335). In every other case, his annoyance with her centers on her tenacity on the occlumency issue (489, 519, 574, 600-601) or her opposition to his plan to break into Umbridge's office to use her fire for his chat with Sirius (579-80, 582, 587-88). He affirmatively hides his feelings about one of his Voldemort dreams from Ron and Hermione because "he didn't want another telling-off from Hermione" (520). However, there is certainly not, as has been alleged, a pattern of behavior whereby Harry repeatedly lies to Hermione to avoid being nagged or lectured. In fact, in one case where Harry has actively lied to Hermione (when he said he'd worked out the Egg clue in GoF) and in those cases where he failed to mention a detail or tell the entire story, he avoids her eye or doesn't look at her or otherwise has a guilty reaction. In these cases, Harry is also lying to Ron, though his guilt seems to be Hermione-driven. One instance where Harry "lies by omission" in OoP to both Hermione and Ron can be found at: 242-243 (he doesn't tell them the full story about his detentions with Umbridge). When she's pushing him on occlumency, she asks him if he's stopped having funny dreams, and he answers "pretty much" but doesn't meet her eye (574). Harry tries to sound as though she's insulting him by even asking if he's continuing to work on his occlumency, but he doesn't quite meet her eye when he says this (601). The overall pattern of how Harry and Hermione react to and resolve interpersonal conflicts contrasts sharply with the Ron and Hermione pattern. Harry doesn't like conflict as evidenced by his angry outburst at them and subsequent thoughts about their incessant bickering (212) and by his thoughts that he didn't care what happened between him and Cho as long as there were no more rows (603). I also don't believe that Hermione is thriving on her conflicts with Ron either, but I'm not sure we have adequate canon-based evidence to make that evaluation fully since we don't have Hermione's perspective at all. 3.. Concern for Each Other's Safety and Well-Being While Harry and Hermione both obviously place a high value on the safety, happiness and general well-being of their friends (Ron in particular), they show an especial concern for one another in OoP. Ron himself says that Hermione was "going spare" with anxiety about what Harry might do, stuck alone without news (61). Though she professed to be confident that he would not be expelled, she looked "positively faint with anxiety and held a shaking hand over her eyes" when Harry tells them that he got off the charges (143). They stick up for each other with particular ferocity in OoP. Hermione reacts quite sharply indeed to Draco's query of how Harry felt being "second-best" to Ron ("Shut up!" and "Get out!"): even Draco recognizes that he may have "hit a nerve" with her (175-176). Harry receives another detention for questioning why Umbridge was docking Gryffindor for Hermione's question (284). As tensions increase in the narrative, so too do Hermione's anxieties. She tells Ron to go check on Harry after his first occlumency lesson (476-478). She is very concerned by Harry's scar hurting (144, 249, 489, 644, 651). As the DA members run from the Room of Requirement, Hermione looks back from the middle of the group, shouting at Harry to "come on!" (536). She cannot abide the thought of Harry suffering the Crucio curse, and I'm not entirely convinced that she knew what she was going to do when she shouted "NO!" as Umbridge prepared to cast the curse on Harry (658). In other words, I think Hermione reacted with fierce emotional protectiveness of Harry and *then* formulated a plan as she went along. She also was particularly apprehensive about the veil and its dangers, as if by instinct (682-683). If anything, Hermione may be overly anxious on Harry's behalf, which annoys him from time to time, but I can't help wondering if it's important that Hermione mistranslates the word for partnership as "defense" (631). Finally, it should be noted that Hermione disengages herself from her parents to join the group of Harry's protectors who confront the Dursleys on the train platform (765). 4. Jealousy of Romantic Partners Hermione's romantic partner in GoF (and possibly OoP), Viktor Krum, is jealous enough of Harry's relationship with Hermione to instigate a private conversation. Harry is amazed that this older boy and international Quidditch star considers him a rival. Then, Harry's romantic interest in OoP, Cho Chang, is jealous of Harry's relationship with Hermione (494-96, 561). Even if friends don't see a possible romantic pairing in the offing when they look at Harry and Hermione (though we don't know if they do or don 't), it is indisputably clear that the romantic interests of both Harry and Hermione are jealous of the H/H friendship. They find it threatening; they suspect romantic interest between Harry and Hermione. 5.. Physical Interaction Harry does not find Hermione unattractive or ugly (GoF 359-60, OoP 505). In fact, at the Yule Ball, his jaw dropped in astonishment at Hermione's appearance (GoF 360). He had earlier considered this mysterious girl to be "pretty," though he did not yet know that it was Hermione (GoF 359). And, of course, he flat-out confirms that he does not find her "ugly" (505). The purpose of her even making the statement that Harry should have told Cho he thinks she, Hermione, is ugly: well, it sounds like she was fishing for compliments or at least testing the waters. We do not know specifically what Hermione might think about Harry's appearance or whether she is or could be physically attracted to him. Of course, people don't fall in love with every person they might believe is physically attractive, but since this seems to be one barrier to H/H speculated on by R/H types in the past, I thought it was worth including in this essay. In any case though, Harry and Hermione show an increasing comfort level with physical contact in OoP. Hermione hugs him for a fairly sustained period of time when he first arrives at Grimmauld Place (60-61). They are shown as seated next to one another at various points in OoP (212, 221, 323, 498, 505, 638). This is interesting only in the sense that Rowling has specifically highlighted the seating arrangement in some manner. Hermione grabs or clings to Harry's arm with a fair bit of frequency (323, 358, 614, 668, 679). Harry is described as being very physically protective of her as well. He "seizes her and pulls her behind a tree" (614) when Grawp takes a swipe at her. In the clash between Umbridge and the centaurs, Harry grabs Hermione and pulls her to the ground (665). In the Department of Mysteries when Harry needs to signal the others to smash the shelves, it is Hermione's foot that he finds (692-93). In the ensuing crash, Harry grabs Hermione's robes and drags her forwards: this has all the elements of "save one thing from a burning building" mentality on Harry's part (694). When he thinks Hermione may be dead, there is a "whine of panic" inside Harry's head (699). Learning that she is still alive, Harry feels such a "powerful wave of relief" that he feels light-headed for a moment (700). 6. Interest in Each Other? How do Harry and Hermione view each other's respective love lives? Well, clearly, Harry has spared no thought whatsoever on Hermione's love life so far. His only commentary on Krum sounds more like Rowling talking to the reader through Harry, rather than something Harry himself would say (407). He does certainly recognize Ron's interest in Hermione (GoF 376), though he and Ron rather interestingly don't seem to have any conversations about girls. Harry wishes at one point that he could ask Sirius' advice, but he doesn't seek out his male best friend's opinion at all. Of course, if they did have a discussion about girls, Hermione would certainly come up, and it' s arguable that Rowling is avoiding that entire scenario for the time being. Hermione might seem on the surface to be supportive of the Harry/Cho relationship; she even encourages him by mentioning that Cho couldn't take her eyes off him at the Hog's Head Pub (311). But, on closer examination, it seems at least reasonable to be suspicious of why Hermione is so interested in Harry's love life. For a "disinterested observer," Hermione watches Cho from afar frequently and does quite a lot of thinking about Cho' s emotional state and interest in Harry. Hermione interrupts his conversation with Cho at the first DA meeting, by shouting to him to look at his watch. Obviously, she'd been watching Harry and Cho for at least a moment; did she interrupt them on purpose? (351) When Harry tells Ron and Hermione about his snog session with Cho, he does so only as a result of Hermione's prompting. For her part in this conversation, Rowling used "business-like," "brisk" and "impatiently" to describe Hermione's manner. Those are odd descriptors to ascribe to an indifferent observer if you ask me. In addition, of course, Hermione is seen to be wearing a "slight frown" while waiting for Harry to confirm that he and Cho had kissed (404-406). She is all too happy to tell Harry what he 's done wrong on his date with Cho after-the-fact. But she doesn't seemingly take the initiative to set Cho straight about her relationship with Harry (or Cho wouldn't continue to be jealous), and we all know that Hermione *can* be meddlesome when it suits her (Firebolt, anyone?). She questions Harry about Cho at different times (575, 602), and of course, it is none other than Hermione who informs Harry that Cho is dating someone new (762). All in all, I'm not convinced that Hermione is as fully supportive of the Harry/Cho relationship as she appeared to be on the surface. This leaves open the possibility that Hermione has or will develop romantic feelings for Harry. Even if she has romantic feelings for Ron (which I don 't believe she does, though the purpose of this essay is not to be anti-R/H), this doesn't preclude her from also having romantic interest in Harry or from developing those feelings later on. In sum, I believe there is enough ambiguity in the relationships between all three members of the Trio to leave open a definite possibility for Harry and Hermione to develop a romantic interest in one another, even if it's not currently overt for either of them. They have the emotional bond already, and they do find each other physically attractive (there's nothing to suggest that Hermione *doesn't* find Harry physically attractive anyway). It's definitely true that they might well find other parties *more* appealing than each other (such as ..oh Ron for Hermione and Ginny for Harry), but it seems to me that the odds on Harry/Hermione pairing off are higher when one examines all the canon evidence as a whole. CONCLUSION I believe that OoP dramatically accelerates the trend begun in PoA and GoF of Harry and Hermione working and acting as partners. While it is Harry who has the destiny to fulfill and the books are titled "Harry Potter and the _____," I believe that Rowling intends us to view Hermione as more than just a "side-kick," more than just a "secondary character." I believe that Harry and Hermione working in tandem as they increasingly do is a solid basis on which a romantic relationship can be based in later books and/or in the epilogue to the series. While it can be argued that Harry will end up paired with Ginny as more and more of her character is revealed to Harry and the reader, it is also firmly within literary tradition for an author to create incentives for a certain romantic outcome by making certain that the readers are emotionally invested in the potential love interest. In that case, Rowling has certainly spotlighted Hermione, both in terms of her individual accomplishments and strengths, and also as part of a dynamic partnership with Harry. By contrast, Ginny's development has been sparse and is largely off-page (testimonials from her brothers and tidbits from Hermione), thereby creating a situation where a large number of readers are not at this stage emotionally invested in her as the hero's love interest. Rowling used that technique already to make sure that readers were not emotionally invested in Cho as Harry's romantic partner. She accomplished this by filtering Cho entirely through Hermione: virtually everything the reader learns or hears about Cho is related by Hermione. The reader isn't given the chance to feel any romantic rush when Harry kissed Cho, as that first kiss was off-page. So, the reader doesn't ever feel any connection to Cho. I believe she's using this same technique with Ginny. And, I believe that she has made certain that readers are very emotionally invested in Hermione, though naturally not all readers want her paired up with the hero. :--) Even if you don't buy into the notion that Hermione is the heroine of the series, it is indisputable that Harry and Hermione working together has been highlighted, particularly in the latest installment. As was shown above, in addition to being a formidable duo, Harry and Hermione have a friendship and emotional relationship that could easily form the basis for romantic interest. I believe that they are both subconsciously aware of an attraction for each other, though Harry certainly isn't overtly aware of any latent feelings for Hermione. Because Hermione's feelings are still ambiguous, it is hard to say whether she might be aware of any interest in Harry. But whether or not they have any *current* romantic feelings about one another, the stage is clearly set for that possible outcome. From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 3 20:35:00 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2003 20:35:00 -0000 Subject: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: <035e01c371c5$35719cc0$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: Captain Penny, valiantly struggling to keep her ship off the shoals, (are we allowed to CARP around here?) said: > I believe that OoP sets in motion a trend that had begun developing in PoA and GoF: the trend of Harry and Hermione becoming partners. They are in effect equals in leadership roles, and though Harry certainly remains the "hero," I think that Hermione is increasingly filling the role of "heroine."< Followed by an extremely well-argued post, detailing the closeness of Harry and Hermione in eyestraining detail, to which I can only reply with Harry's own argument (all together now) "Yeah, because we're *friends*" I will concede that Hermione takes the role of heroine in OOP. I will even concede that by literary convention, this entitles her to choose the hero of that book as her mate. Ah, but (you knew there was going to be a but) who *is* the hero of OOP? Harry may be the narrative focus and the central character in OOP, but that doesn't make him a hero. His name is on the cover, but if that makes him a hero then Gilderoy Lockhart is one too. Harry didn't do one single thing to earn a hero's name in OOP. Oh, wait, he saved his stupid cousin Dudley from the Dementors. That was a brave and decent thing to do--except that Dudley wouldn't have been in any danger from Dementors if Harry hadn't been with him, and Harry was only with him because he wanted to give Dudley a hard time. That rather tarnishes the accomplishment, IMO. Still, you have to give the boy credit for it, and I do, but that happens on page 19 (of the US edition.) For the subsequent 851 pages, Harry whines, sulks, blows up at people who are trying to help him, ignores instructions, gets himself throw off the Quidditch team, leads his friends into danger unnecessarily and generally does everything *but* save the day. If this were Book One of the saga instead of Book Five, you'd be hard put to say Harry was a hero at all. So is there somebody else filling the hero's role in Phoenix? Someone who, following an unexpected call to adventure, struggles against obstacles and triumphs against the odds? Someone who is crowned by success when it seems least expected? Pippin exits humming "Weasley Is Our King" From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 3 21:27:50 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2003 14:27:50 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030903212750.3991.qmail@...> Well obviously everyone has overlooked the possible relationship between Harry and Neville's toad! The toad never wished to stay with Neville. He kept running away perhaps looking for a lasting relationship with Harry. After all, Harry has a certain animal magnetism. He attracks, rats, basilisks, werewolves, hyppogryphs, and wayward house elves. How could the toad resist Harry? Of course the jealousy that Scabbers will feel once the truth is out will be the denouement of the book series relationship developments. After all, Scabbers would give his right arm for Harry. He was also infatuated with Harry's father. Dobby might also become jealous. Let's face it, Hermione doesn't stand a chance against all of these suitors! --- pippin_999 wrote: > Captain Penny, valiantly struggling to keep her ship > off the > shoals, (are we allowed to CARP around here?) said: > > > I believe that OoP sets in motion a trend that had > begun > developing in PoA and GoF: the trend of Harry and > Hermione > becoming partners. They are in effect equals in > leadership > roles, and though Harry certainly remains the > "hero," I think that > Hermione is increasingly filling the role of > "heroine."< > > Followed by an extremely well-argued post, detailing > the > closeness of Harry and Hermione in eyestraining > detail, to which > I can only reply with Harry's own argument (all > together now) > "Yeah, because we're *friends*" > > I will concede that Hermione takes the role of > heroine in OOP. I > will even concede that by literary convention, this > entitles her to > choose the hero of that book as her mate. Ah, but > (you knew > there was going to be a but) who *is* the hero of > OOP? > > Harry may be the narrative focus and the central > character in > OOP, but that doesn't make him a hero. His name is > on the > cover, but if that makes him a hero then Gilderoy > Lockhart is one > too. > > Harry didn't do one single thing to earn a hero's > name in OOP. > Oh, wait, he saved his stupid cousin Dudley from the > > Dementors. That was a brave and decent thing to > do--except that > Dudley wouldn't have been in any danger from > Dementors if > Harry hadn't been with him, and Harry was only with > him > because he wanted to give Dudley a hard time. That > rather > tarnishes the accomplishment, IMO. Still, you have > to give the > boy credit for it, and I do, but that happens on > page 19 (of the US > edition.) For the subsequent 851 pages, Harry > whines, sulks, > blows up at people who are trying to help him, > ignores > instructions, gets himself throw off the Quidditch > team, leads his > friends into danger unnecessarily and generally does > everything > *but* save the day. If this were Book One of the > saga instead of > Book Five, you'd be hard put to say Harry was a hero > at all. > > So is there somebody else filling the hero's role in > Phoenix? > Someone who, following an unexpected call to > adventure, > struggles against obstacles and triumphs against the > odds? > Someone who is crowned by success when it seems > least > expected? > > Pippin > exits humming "Weasley Is Our King" > > > > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 3 23:13:38 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2003 23:13:38 -0000 Subject: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: <20030903212750.3991.qmail@...> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, Randy Estes wrote: > Well obviously everyone has overlooked the possible > relationship between Harry and Neville's toad! Now, now. Trevor's spoken for. (No one else is shipping Trevor/Giant Squid? No one?) > The toad never wished to stay with Neville. He kept > running away perhaps looking for a lasting > relationship with Harry. > > After all, Harry has a certain animal magnetism. He > attracks, rats, basilisks, werewolves, hyppogryphs, > and wayward house elves. How could the toad resist > Harry? Along these lines, where, O Simon, is the detailed explanation of why Harry/Hedwig is the One True Ship? --Barb, shipping Ron/Luna since 6/22/2003 From neilward at flyingfordanglia.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 00:47:34 2003 From: neilward at flyingfordanglia.yahoo.invalid (Neil Ward) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 01:47:34 +0100 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: <20030903212750.3991.qmail@...> Message-ID: Randy: << Well obviously everyone has overlooked the possible relationship between Harry and Neville's toad! >> Surely it's obvious that Neville's toad is the unregistered animagus form of Dolores Umbridge? In Book 7, I suggest that Dumbledore will sit Harry on his knee and tell him that the only way he can avoid the fate of the prophecy is to marry into toad blood before his 18th birthday. Harry becomes Dolores' toyboy, she is redeemed and the series ends with a wizard wedding. Official acronym for this theory: UGH! (Umbridge Gets Harry) Seriously, has Neville's toad ever been named? Neil From jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 3 23:30:26 2003 From: jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid (Jim Flanagan) Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2003 19:30:26 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Essay on H/H in light of OoP (SHIP, mostly SHIP) References: <035e01c371c5$35719cc0$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: <000f01c37273$5b725190$0302a8c0@athena> Hrumpf. All I have to say is this (p 761 British Ed): 'Are you sure you don't want me to help you look for your stuff?' he said. 'Oh, no,' said Luna. 'No, I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up ... it always does in the end ... well, have a nice holiday, Harry.' 'Yeah ... yeah, you too.' She walked away from him and, as he watched her go, he found that the weight in his stomach seemed to have lessened slightly. All Aboard for the Good Ship Harry/Luna! -Jim From pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 02:19:44 2003 From: pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid (pennylin) Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2003 21:19:44 -0500 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) References: Message-ID: <049a01c3728b$0237ae50$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Hi -- Well, there was such a long silence earlier today that I was a mite afraid, but lo and behold, several people appeared to have at least skimmed my verbose treatise. Cool! Pippin (who I met at Nimbus, hurrah!) said: <<<<>>>>>> Oh, I've no objections to CARPing, though I must say, my ship is nowhere near the shoals. <<<<>>>>>>>> Um, yes, and where have we heard that before? It's a fairly solid convention in the arts in general (literature, movies, TV, etc.) to have the lovers declaring each other "just friends" .... is it not? In any case, whatever Harry may currently *think,* narratively speaking, Rowling has laid the foundation for him to easily move into romance with Hermione. <<<<<<>>>>>>>>> Oh, but it *does* though! At least according to my dictionary. Hero is defined as a variety of things, including "(4) the principal male character in a novel, poem or dramatic presentation." He also still fits the bill for "(2) any man noted for feats of courage or nobility of purpose, especially one who has risked or sacrificed his life." A whiny, self-centered, largely ineffective hero he was (in OOP), I'll concede....... but he is still the hero. And, I'd also argue that you can't deny that Harry is indisputably the most likely person to be the Hero of the series (though Neville stands a greater-than-average chance of being the one to really vanquish Voldemort once and for all). And, I think Hermione is being set up increasingly as the heroine ....... it's a trend that really jumped out at me in OOP but was set in place much earlier. Also, I think you've shortchanged Harry somewhat too. Yes, he doesn't "save the day," in the classic sense that he does in the first 3 novels (or save his own neck in a dramatic, heroic interlude as he does in GoF). And, he spends a great deal of time indulging in self-pity and paranoia. He makes a good many mistakes, one with tragic consequences. But, he is also widely-heralded as a leader; he really comes into his own with the DA. Again, it was Hermione's idea, but Harry really steps up to the plate and finds that there's something else besides Quidditch that he can enjoy and excel at. And, of course, any Hero must be flawed, must make some mistakes on his ultimate quest. I expect Harry will continue to make mistakes in Book 6 and even Book 7, but he'll remain the Hero. Ron? Hey, I like Ron considerably more than I did after GoF. But, the hero? C'mon. Nah. Sorry, no can do. Penny (also happily shipping Ron/Luna since 6/22/2003.........) [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 04:13:19 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2003 21:13:19 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030904041319.86786.qmail@...> Neil, Neville's heroic toad is named Trevor! I guess we can now launch the good ship NTT/H! And a fine ship she is too! What with rubbery water repellent sails and all! And my research of Book One shows me that "Neville, the toadless boy" will grow up to be the rugged individualist! Unattached to others, he can lead a lonely yet satifying life of a future hero who strives to do great deeds like his hero, Trevor! RED EYE RANDY wipes a tear from his eye and says goodnight to all! --- Neil Ward wrote: > Randy: > > << Well obviously everyone has overlooked the > possible relationship between > Harry and Neville's toad! >> > > Surely it's obvious that Neville's toad is the > unregistered animagus form of > Dolores Umbridge? > > In Book 7, I suggest that Dumbledore will sit Harry > on his knee and tell him > that the only way he can avoid the fate of the > prophecy is to marry into > toad blood before his 18th birthday. Harry becomes > Dolores' toyboy, she is > redeemed and the series ends with a wizard wedding. > Official acronym for > this theory: UGH! (Umbridge Gets Harry) > > Seriously, has Neville's toad ever been named? > > Neil > > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From neilward at flyingfordanglia.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 07:06:27 2003 From: neilward at flyingfordanglia.yahoo.invalid (Neil Ward) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 08:06:27 +0100 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Trevor In-Reply-To: <20030904041319.86786.qmail@...> Message-ID: Randy reminded: << Neville's heroic toad is named Trevor! >> Trevor. Of course! That blows my Umbridge theory out of the water. Or does it...? Neil From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 16:41:43 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Thu, 04 Sep 2003 16:41:43 -0000 Subject: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: <049a01c3728b$0237ae50$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: I, Pippin, who did indeed meet Penny at Nimbus, and seconds her Hurray! said: > <<<<<< will even concede that by literary convention, this entitles her to > choose the hero of that book as her mate. Ah, but (you knew > there was going to be a but) who *is* the hero of OOP? > > Harry may be the narrative focus and the central character in > OOP, but that doesn't make him a hero.>>>>>>>>>> Penny replied: > Oh, but it *does* though! At least according to my dictionary. Hero is defined as a variety of things, including "(4) the principal male character in a novel, poem or dramatic presentation." He also still fits the bill for "(2) any man noted for feats of courage or nobility of purpose, especially one who has risked or sacrificed his life." > > A whiny, self-centered, largely ineffective hero he was (in OOP), I'll concede....... but he is still the hero. And, I'd also argue that you can't deny that Harry is indisputably the most likely person to be the Hero of the series (though Neville stands a greater-than-average chance of being the one to really vanquish Voldemort once and for all). And, I think Hermione is being set up increasingly as the heroine ....... it's a trend that really jumped out at me in OOP but was set in place much earlier. > Oh well, if we're going to talk about the *series* then we have to ask who the heroine of the *series* is. It's been a matter of some disappointment, especially to Hermione's fans, that Rowling hasn't really done as much with Hermione's character as she could have. Hermione took her position as Harry's friend about halfway through Book One, and there she has stayed, apart from occasional tiffs.Their friendship has deepened, but basically Harry and the reader see Hermione the same way in Book Five as she was in Book One: a staunch supporter, a clever ally, a bit of a nag, and a walking talking reference book. Harry's relationship with Ginny is far more dynamic, including the rescue in Book Two ( much more dramatic than the rescue of Hermione in Book Three) and his changing view of her character in OOP. Rowling has said that Luna is the anti-Hermione. Ginny, I would say, is becoming the anti-Cho: undivided in her loyalty to Harry, unshakably good-humored, and able to take Harry's moods in stride. Also you'll note that Harry left Hermione during the fight with the DE's. When she was unconscious and defenseless, it was Ron who stayed by her side, paralleling Book One where Hermione leaves Harry and goes back to tend the unconscious Ron. Pippin From pbnesbit at harpdreamer.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 17:02:13 2003 From: pbnesbit at harpdreamer.yahoo.invalid (harpdreamer) Date: Thu, 04 Sep 2003 17:02:13 -0000 Subject: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: <035e01c371c5$35719cc0$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pennylin" wrote: A very well-organised and researched essay. Thanks, Penny. When I re-read OotP be sure I'll be paying close attention to the passages you've cited. I missed a lot of this on my first rushed read of the book. I've missed your essays, btw. Thanks for posting this one. Namaarie, Parker From pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 21:59:36 2003 From: pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid (pennylin) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 16:59:36 -0500 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) References: Message-ID: <074101c3732f$d74b7690$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Hi -- <<<<>>>>>> Oh, Hermione has been anything but a disappointment to this huge Fan-of-Hermione! No, no, no. See, Hermione has been *increasing* in importance, both to Harry, to the Trio dynamic, and to the reader. Granted, she enters the scene in Book 1 later than Ron does, but she quickly becomes integral to the story. It's really Harry and Hermione who solve the basilisk riddle in CoS, even though Petrified!Hermione is not mentally present for the actual solution. Ron doesn't contribute anything to that discussion, though he certainly gets lots of points for bravery for facing Aragog et al and being willing to go down the chamber with Harry. In PoA, we see again that Ron is taken out of action and it's Harry and Hermione who save Buckbeak and Sirius (even Sirius, it must be noted, succumbs to the dementors, whilst Harry-the-Hero remains standing). Hermione is incredibly important to the overall PoA story, and this H/H shipper and Hermione fan absolutely can't wait to see the movie version of PoA, which should in fact fix some fairly clear romantic cinematic imagery in the minds of the general public, looking at the shots they've already released in Newsweek. And, of course, we see Hermione becoming a stronger character in her own right in GoF with SPEW, the Yule Ball, etc. Also, in GoF we see the continued strengthening of her relationship with Harry, and the continued shunting of Ron to the background. So, I think it's a trend that has been in play since book 1: this increasing spotlight on Hermione and this increasing spotlight on Harry and Hermione as a partnership, a duo. I do think the series has some gender "issues," but Hermione's strong portrayal drastically undercuts other areas of weakness. Minerva McGonagall is another reason I am not overly troubled by Rowling's depiction of gender. But, while some people can make credible arguments for there being gender role portrayal problems in the series, I fail to see how any reader could have expected Rowling to do more with Hermione than she already has. What more could she have done with Hermione's character than she has? As this is indeed new information to me, I'm genuinely curious as to what the arguments might be. <<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>> Harry's view of Ginny doesn't change though or, at least, we don't see him thinking about it (other than saying off-handedly, "Oh so that's why she suddenly talks around me now"). Everything we learn about Ginny is given to us in the form of tidbits from her brothers or information imparted by *Hermione.* Just as Cho and her emotions are filtered almost entirely through Hermione, Ginny is largely filtered through a combination of her brothers and Hermione. We don't see Harry discovering things about Ginny by direct interaction with Ginny herself to any great extent. <<>>>>>>> Well, Hermione is likewise fiercely loyal to Harry, and certainly able to stand her ground with Harry. I don't know that we saw much evidence of Ginny taking his moods in stride so much as we do from Hermione. Yes, Ginny reminds him that she knows what it's like to be possessed by Voldemort, and yes, she tells him once not to "take that tone" with her. But, Hermione stands up to him and his moods with much more frequency, I would say. <<<<<>>>>>>>>>>> You mean the Ron who was babbling nonsense because he was being choked by the brains? Him? I don't know that he *chose* to remain by Hermione so very much. Harry had an intense reaction to Hermione's being knocked unconscious by the spell and thought dead for a moment or two ....... we see him barely sparing a thought to the injuries suffered by Ginny and Luna and even Ron. He asked Neville to see Hermione to safety, and it was Neville who said he'd carry her and stay with Harry. So, really, it was Neville much more than Ron who made a choice to remain with Hermione. [I'd far rather see Hermione hook up with Neville than with Ron, btw]. I'm not sure what you're referring to by saying that Ron chose to remain with unconscious and defenseless!Hermione, really. When the 2 groups meet back up, Ron's in no condition to be any help to anyone. Am I misremembering? Penny (always and evermore the ultimate Hermione fan........) [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 23:03:39 2003 From: jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid (Jim Flanagan) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 19:03:39 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) References: <035e01c371c5$35719cc0$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: <001401c37338$c843b870$0302a8c0@athena> One thing to consider regarding an H/H ship is that Harry and Hermione are in the same house. Like children raised together in the kubbutz, they may see themselves (subliminally) as brother and sister, rather than as potential mates. It seems more common for students to date outside their own houses, though this doesn't seem to hold for Slitherins (bunch of inbred gits). Below are some of the inter-house relationships that I have counted; is there a comparable number of intra-house couples? Cho/R - Cedric/H Cho/R - Harry/G Ginny/G - Michael Corner /R Percy/G - Penelope/R Hermione/G - Krum/D Maybe there's hope for Harry/G - Luna/R yet. -Jim From heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 4 23:22:36 2003 From: heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid (Heidi Tandy) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 19:22:36 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: <001401c37338$c843b870$0302a8c0@athena> References: <035e01c371c5$35719cc0$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> <001401c37338$c843b870$0302a8c0@athena> Message-ID: <1062717761.2ED7D8E4@...> On Thu, 4 Sep 2003 7:04PM -0500, Jim Flanagan wrote: > > Cho/R - Cedric/H > Cho/R - Harry/G > Ginny/G - Michael Corner /R > Percy/G - Penelope/R > Hermione/G - Krum/D You skipped Fleur (B)/Roger (R) However, Fred/Angelina is at least a single-house dating situation - and they're the same year. We also know from jkr's interviews that James & Lily were both Gryffindors, and OotP destroys my long-held hope that she was a year ahead of him. Of course, those of us who think Sirius/Remus is canon can't use that as evidence of either house-based argument as it's unconfirmed which house they were. > > Maybe there's hope for Harry/G - Luna/R yet. Harry? Who is this Harry that you pair with Luna? Heidi, shipping ron/luna since 21/6/03 From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 00:16:15 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 17:16:15 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Trevor In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030905001616.91576.qmail@...> SPEAKING OF BIZARRE THEORIES... I have heard alot of people complain about their disappointment with Book 5. In the past, we enjoyed the books so much, we wanted to discuss them at length and ponder every hidden meaning. This time, people seem reluctant to discuss because they don't have the same enthusiasm for this book. Therefore, I suggest we rewrite Book 5 our way! Each member of old crowd gets assigned a number to determine the order in which they will write. If each attempt accounts for two or three pages, we will have our own 750 page novel in a year or two. It won't take any longer than JKR does! Plus you each get to sneak your theory of how things should be written ( including ships... perhaps a few romantic interludes...) We should maybe try to resemble the actual book story line somewhat which forces us to read the story again. This time we kill off some other character... maybe one of the really anoying ones. Once their dead, I guess someone else could brign them back to life in their part of the story... they could yell out ..."I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling much better!" I don't know, what do you think? This probably breaks all of the list rules or something. I guess I'll be banished to the Forbidden Forest and forced to drive around in my Ford Anglia and hunt centaur and giant spiders for sport! What do you say, old Gang? --- Neil Ward wrote: > Randy reminded: > > << Neville's heroic toad is named Trevor! >> > > Trevor. Of course! That blows my Umbridge theory > out of the water. Or > does it...? > > Neil > > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From saitaina at saitaina.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 00:16:16 2003 From: saitaina at saitaina.yahoo.invalid (Saitaina) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 17:16:16 -0700 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Trevor References: <20030905001616.91576.qmail@...> Message-ID: <00ac01c37342$ee39b160$ad391c40@...> Randy wrote: I vote yay, could be fun. Saitaina **** "Sorry Vig...just seems like I'm about to come out of a closet I didn't even know I was in." http://www.livejournal.com/users/saitaina "No, one day I'm going to look back on all this and plow face-first into a tree because I was looking the wrong bloody way. And I'll still be having a better day than I am today." From heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 00:34:11 2003 From: heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid (Heidi Tandy) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 20:34:11 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Trevor In-Reply-To: <20030905001616.91576.qmail@...> References: <20030905001616.91576.qmail@...> Message-ID: <1062722054.30E1A8C5@...> On Thu, 4 Sep 2003 8:16PM -0500, Randy Estes wrote: > interludes...) We should maybe try to resemble the > actual book story line somewhat which forces us to > read the story again. This time we kill off some > other character... maybe one of the really anoying > ones. Once their dead, I guess someone else could > brign them back to life in their part of the story... I actually have a variation on pages 800-807 where Hagrid, not Sirius, is killed. Ih ad to change very few lines, other than the name itself. From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 00:36:35 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 17:36:35 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Trevor In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030905003635.2579.qmail@...> To expound on the Heroic Toad Theory (HTT) some more. After clever fact finding using supercomputers and one ancient Chinese Abacus, I have deduced the hidden meaning behind the name Trevor! It is now all so clear what JKR was afraid we would find out... Trevor stands for: Toad's Revenge Eliminates Voldemort Otherwise known as Riddle The pieces finally fit together. Neither Neville nor Harry is the chosen one. Trevor obviously shares their birthday. Finally the truth comes out! NTT/H ship sails into the sunset with web-like flags flying high! --- Neil Ward wrote: > Randy reminded: > > << Neville's heroic toad is named Trevor! >> > > Trevor. Of course! That blows my Umbridge theory > out of the water. Or > does it...? > > Neil > > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 01:58:27 2003 From: jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid (Jim Flanagan) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 21:58:27 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Rewriting OotP References: <20030905001616.91576.qmail@...> Message-ID: <004701c37351$33070870$0302a8c0@athena> "Randy Estes" wrote: > > Therefore, I suggest we rewrite Book 5 our way! > OOH Cool! Dibs on page 1: "It was a dark and stormy night..." -Jim From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 02:16:48 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Fri, 05 Sep 2003 02:16:48 -0000 Subject: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: <074101c3732f$d74b7690$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pennylin" wrote: > He asked Neville to see Hermione to safety, and it was Neville who > said he'd carry her and stay with Harry. So, really, it was > Neville much more than Ron who made a choice to remain with > Hermione. [I'd far rather see Hermione hook up with Neville than > with Ron, btw]. Oh, I loved the Neville/Hermione things in OotP! And given that he's emerging as another doppelganger for Harry, that would very nearly make her a partner with the hero, in a way. (Plus he and Harry share a birthday.) I think that with Ron and Harry, Hermione is in the age-old situation of a girl being taken for granted by her male friends. Harry honestly still doesn't show any signs of thinking of her except as a platonic friend (hence his bafflement at Cho thinking he wanted to meet Hermione for romantic reasons, and his earlier bafflement when Krum confronted him). Neville never needed a house to fall on him to recognize that Hermione was a girl, unlike Ron. He's seen her and appreciated her all along. (We see the two of them together right at the start of the first book!) She largely annoys Ron and Harry, when they're not busy taking advantage of her to get their homework done, at which time they suddenly decide that it's great to have her for a friend. She's helped Neville in Potions for years, but one never gets the impression that he's taking advantage of her or doesn't appreciate everything she's done for him. And she never seems to be withholding her help from Neville on principle, the way she has often done with Ron or Harry when they're irking her (or just taking advantage again, which they did WAY too much in OotP). Neville GETS Hermione. And hopefully those three words will eventually prove to be prophetic... --Barb From editor at mandolabar.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 02:12:15 2003 From: editor at mandolabar.yahoo.invalid (Amanda Geist) Date: Thu, 4 Sep 2003 21:12:15 -0500 Subject: Fw: Abbott and Costello's "Who's on First?" meets the 21st century ... Message-ID: <00b001c37353$21673e80$3605a6d8@...> Totally OT. Sorry, but I loved this. Using my usual standard of "I haven't seen this one before" I send it along. ~Amanda > ABBOTT: Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you? > > COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. > > ABBOTT: Mac? > > COSTELLO: No, the name is Lou. > > ABBOTT: Your computer? > > COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. > > ABBOTT: Mac? > > COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou. > > ABBOTT: What about Windows? > > COSTELLO: Why? Does it get stuffy? > > ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? > > COSTELLO: I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows? > > ABBOTT: Wallpaper. > > COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. > > ABBOTT: Software that runs on Windows? > > COSTELLO: No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write > proposals, track expenses. You know, run a business. What have you got? > > ABBOTT: Office. > > COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? > > ABBOTT: I just did. > > COSTELLO: You just did what? > > ABBOTT: Recommended something. > > COSTELLO: You recommended something? > > ABBOTT: Yes. > > COSTELLO: For my office? > > ABBOTT: Yes. > > COSTELLO: Okay, what did you recommend for my office? > > ABBOTT: Office. > > COSTELLO: Yes, for my office. > > ABBOTT: Office for Windows. > > COSTELLO: I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's say I'm > sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? > > ABBOTT: Word. > > COSTELLO: If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words. But what program do I load? > > ABBOTT: Word. > > COSTELLO: What word? > > ABBOTT: The Word in Office. > > COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. > > ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. > > COSTELLO: Which word in "office for windows?" > > ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue W. > > COSTELLO: I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a straight > answer. Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I want to watch a movie over the Internet? > > ABBOTT: RealOne. > > COSTELLO: Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. But what do I need to watch it? > > ABBOTT: RealOne. > > COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two, three and four. Can I watch reel four? > > ABBOTT: Of course. > > COSTELLO: Great! With what? > > ABBOTT: RealOne. > > COSTELLO: Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do? > > ABBOTT: You click the blue 1. > > COSTELLO: I click the blue one what? > > ABBOTT: The blue 1. > > COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue W? > > ABBOTT: Of course it is. The blue 1 is RealOne. The blue W is Word. > > COSTELLO: What word? > > ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows. > > COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows!" > > ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world. > > COSTELLO: It is? > > ABBOTT: Yes, although to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It > pretty much wiped out all the other Words. > > COSTELLO: And that word is the real one? > > ABBOTT: No. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of Office. > > COSTELLO: Never mind; I don't want to get started with that again. But I > also need something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you have to > help me track my money? > > ABBOTT: Money. > > COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? > > ABBOTT: Money. > > COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? > > ABBOTT: No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer. > > COSTELLO: What comes bundled with my computer? > > ABBOTT: Money. > > COSTELLO: Money comes bundled with my computer? > > ABBOTT: Exactly! No extra charge. > > COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge? How much money do I get? > > ABBOTT: Just one copy. > > COSTELLO: I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal? > > ABBOTT: No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money. > > COSTELLO: Microsoft can license you to make money? > > ABBOTT: Why not? They own it. > > COSTELLO: Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll still need to track it. Do you have anything for managing your money? > > ABBOTT: Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago. > > COSTELLO: Well, what do you sell in its place? > > ABBOTT: Money. > > COSTELLO: You sell money? > > ABBOTT: Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for free. > > COSTELLO: That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business. Do you have any software for, you know, accounting? > > ABBOTT: Simply Accounting. > > COSTELLO: Probably, but it might get a little complicated. > > ABBOTT: If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try M.Y.O.B. > > COSTELLO: M.Y.O.B.? What does that stand for? > > ABBOTT: Mind Your Own Business. > > COSTELLO: I beg your pardon? > > ABBOTT: No, that would be I.B.Y.P. I said "M.Y.O.B." > > COSTELLO: Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home business. You know -- accounting? You do it with money. > > ABBOTT: Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need more. > > COSTELLO: More money? > > ABBOTT: More than Money. Money can't do everything. > > COSTELLO: I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for the > moment. I'm worried that my computer might ... what's the word? Crash. 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We also know from jkr's > interviews that James & Lily were both Gryffindors, and OotP > destroys my long-held hope that she was a year ahead of him. Well, I didn't see any evidence at all that there was still any Fred/Angelina in OotP. It think they just went to the Yule Ball as friends. (He certainly didn't invite her in a very romantic way, and their dancing at the Ball didn't seem to be of the holding-each- other-tightly-and-swaying-slowly sort.) The fact that they went together is evidence, I think, along with the brief (and painful!) bit of Harry/Cho, that JKR doesn't feel constrained by the need to have the male in the pair be the older one (after all, Angelina is about five or six months older than Fred). I don't think any of the Yule Ball pairs are necessarily going to be pairs in the rest of the series. It was a dance, a one-time thing. I can't think of a single YB pair who were were referred to as a couple in OotP. (And I really doubt that the YB is an indicator of Neville/Ginny. She was his second choice, after all, and she hooked up with Michael Corner because of the YB.) As for Lily and James--Lily could still have a birthday earlier in the year than James, if JKR ever divulges this info. And isn't JKR older than her new husband, or am I thinking of some other famous couple? --Barb From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 16:24:45 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Fri, 05 Sep 2003 16:24:45 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <004701c37351$33070870$0302a8c0@athena> Message-ID: Randy said: > > Therefore, I suggest we rewrite Book 5 our way! and Jim began: > OOH Cool! Dibs on page 1: > > "It was a dark and stormy night..." > Hmmm...maybe we should *all* re-write page 1 in the style of another author... In a flowerbed on Privet Drive, there lay a teenager. Not a normal Muggle teenager , nor yet a cheerful wizard teenager. He was a sulky, angry wizard teenager and that means trouble. Pippin with apologies to JRRT. From pt4ever at pt4ever.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 17:41:57 2003 From: pt4ever at pt4ever.yahoo.invalid (JoAnna Wahlund) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2003 10:41:57 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030905174157.50250.qmail@...> Molly and Arthur Weasley were also both Gryffindors, if I'm not mistaken. psychic_serpent wrote:--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Heidi Tandy" wrote: > However, Fred/Angelina is at least a single-house dating > situation - and they're the same year. We also know from jkr's > interviews that James & Lily were both Gryffindors, and OotP > destroys my long-held hope that she was a year ahead of him. Well, I didn't see any evidence at all that there was still any Fred/Angelina in OotP. It think they just went to the Yule Ball as friends. (He certainly didn't invite her in a very romantic way, and their dancing at the Ball didn't seem to be of the holding-each- other-tightly-and-swaying-slowly sort.) The fact that they went together is evidence, I think, along with the brief (and painful!) bit of Harry/Cho, that JKR doesn't feel constrained by the need to have the male in the pair be the older one (after all, Angelina is about five or six months older than Fred). I don't think any of the Yule Ball pairs are necessarily going to be pairs in the rest of the series. It was a dance, a one-time thing. I can't think of a single YB pair who were were referred to as a couple in OotP. (And I really doubt that the YB is an indicator of Neville/Ginny. She was his second choice, after all, and she hooked up with Michael Corner because of the YB.) As for Lily and James--Lily could still have a birthday earlier in the year than James, if JKR ever divulges this info. And isn't JKR older than her new husband, or am I thinking of some other famous couple? --Barb Yahoo! Groups SponsorADVERTISEMENT To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: the_old_crowd-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. ~JoAnna~ http://pt4ever.diaryland.com Atticus Finch for President 2004 --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 21:42:31 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Fri, 05 Sep 2003 21:42:31 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" wrote: > Randy said: > > > Therefore, I suggest we rewrite Book 5 our way! > > and Jim began: > > OOH Cool! Dibs on page 1: > > > > "It was a dark and stormy night..." > > > > Hmmm...maybe we should *all* re-write page 1 in the style of > another author... > > In a flowerbed on Privet Drive, there lay a teenager. Not a > normal Muggle teenager , nor yet a cheerful wizard teenager. He > was a sulky, angry wizard teenager and that means trouble. > > Pippin > with apologies to JRRT. Ya got trouble my friend, right here in Little Whinging. With a capital 'T' that rhymes with 'V' that stands for Voldemort! --Barb, with apologies to, erm, the Music Man and everyone From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 5 23:33:36 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Fri, 5 Sep 2003 16:33:36 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030905233336.99009.qmail@...> Okay, I get it! How about this.... "From there to here, from here to there, muggle things are everywhere. One Dementor, Two Dementor, Red Dementor, Blue Dementor. Black Dementor, Blue Dementor, Old Dementor, New Dementor. This one has a little star. This one has a little scar. Say! what a lot of Dementors there are." --- pippin_999 wrote: > Randy said: > > > Therefore, I suggest we rewrite Book 5 our way! > > and Jim began: > > OOH Cool! Dibs on page 1: > > > > "It was a dark and stormy night..." > > > > Hmmm...maybe we should *all* re-write page 1 in the > style of > another author... > > In a flowerbed on Privet Drive, there lay a > teenager. Not a > normal Muggle teenager , nor yet a cheerful wizard > teenager. He > was a sulky, angry wizard teenager and that means > trouble. > > Pippin > with apologies to JRRT. > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Sat Sep 6 01:37:09 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Sat, 06 Sep 2003 01:37:09 -0000 Subject: Essay on H/H in light of OoP (long, VERY long) (SHIP, mostly SHIP) In-Reply-To: <074101c3732f$d74b7690$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: Penny >> I fail to see how any reader could have expected Rowling to do more with Hermione than she already has. What more could she have done with Hermione's character than she has? As this is indeed new information to me, I'm genuinely curious as to what the arguments might be. << Hmm...well, I defer to your knowledge of the fandom, but I thought I detected, in the initial commentary after OOP, and from what I've heard there was a similar reaction to GoF, a disappointment that Hermione hadn't developed a passion for something besides books and House Elves. I said: > > <<<<< with the DE's. When she was unconscious and defenseless, it > was Ron who stayed by her side, paralleling Book One where > Hermione leaves Harry and goes back to tend the unconscious > Ron.>>>>>>>>>>>> > Penny: > You mean the Ron who was babbling nonsense because he was being choked by the brains? Him? I don't know that he *chose* to remain by Hermione so very much. Harry had an intense reaction to Hermione's being knocked unconscious by the spell and thought dead for a moment or two ....... we see him barely sparing a thought to the injuries suffered by Ginny and Luna and even Ron. He asked Neville to see Hermione to safety, and it was Neville who said he'd carry her and stay with Harry. So, really, it was Neville much more than Ron who made a choice to remain with Hermione. [I'd far rather see Hermione hook up with Neville than with Ron, btw]. I'm not sure what you're referring to by saying that Ron chose to remain with unconscious and defenseless!Hermione, really. When the 2 groups meet back up, Ron's in no condition to be any help to anyone. Am I misremembering? <<< I think so. The action is hard to follow deliberately, I think, to play down Ron's role (and also to hide that Lupin strikes no blow in the battle.) Ron,Ginny and Luna are separated from Harry, Hermione and Neville when they escape from the DE ambush in the Hall of Prophecy. The latter three flee to the Time Room, where Hermione is stricken unconscious by the slashing hex. Harry and Neville run with the unconscious Hermione to the Door chamber. They are joined there by Ron, Ginny and Luna who were in the Planet Room. Ron is already bleeding and giggly. Nobody saw what was done to him. (I have a feeling the giggles didn't come from a Death Eater curse at all, but rather a close encounter with Jupiter, planet of mirth--and kingship.) Bella and four other DE's chase them into the Brain Room. It is then that the addled Ron accio's the brain. Harry tries to use Diffindo to sever the tentacles but it fails. Ginny screams and is stunned. Neville tries Stupefy with no effect. Harry and Neville are now facing five DE's. Harry runs away, hoping the DE's will follow him and that Neville will stay to help Ron. Harry arrives in the Death Chamber, along with the five DE's who were chasing him, and five more rush in, accounting for all the DE's except the baby-fied one and one other, perhaps the seriously wounded Nott. Neville rushes to defend Harry, leaving Hermione behind in the brain room. Neville tells Harry that he thinks Ron is all right, that he was still fighting the brain when Neville left. He later tells Lupin again that Ron is all right. So Neville has left Ron alone to fight off thebrain and defend the unconscious Hermione, and Ron, despite being damaged, does so successfully. When Harry chases Bella back through the Brain Room after Sirius dies, he leaps over Luna, who is groaning on the floor, Ginny,who, by the sound of it has just come to, Ron who giggles feebly, and Hermione who is still unconscious. So at this point, Ron has fought off the brain, apparently single handed and has stayed with the unconscious Hermione all through the fight in the Death Chamber. Pippin From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Sat Sep 6 20:04:13 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Sat, 6 Sep 2003 13:04:13 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <20030905233336.99009.qmail@...> Message-ID: <20030906200413.67096.qmail@...> If you guys are serious about this, We could all pick chapters. How many are interested? We may need a few people to share a chapter. Or we could do the page by page meandering storyline which could be very funny! The page by page method would require less thinking time when you are composing! The chapter by chapter might give people more room to create. What does the old crowd think? My Trevor tatoo is starting to glow. I think we need to speak to the great and powerful Neil. Puffs of smoke and flames shoot into the air as a giant face appears behind the stage. Meanwhile a strange man is working a computer monitor behind a curtain. What is thy bidding? oh great and powerful Neil? --- Randy Estes wrote: > Okay, I get it! How about this.... > > "From there to here, from here to there, muggle > things > are everywhere. > > One Dementor, Two Dementor, Red Dementor, Blue > Dementor. > Black Dementor, Blue Dementor, Old Dementor, New > Dementor. > This one has a little star. > This one has a little scar. > Say! what a lot of Dementors there are." > > > --- pippin_999 wrote: > > Randy said: > > > > Therefore, I suggest we rewrite Book 5 our > way! > > > > and Jim began: > > > OOH Cool! Dibs on page 1: > > > > > > "It was a dark and stormy night..." > > > > > > > Hmmm...maybe we should *all* re-write page 1 in > the > > style of > > another author... > > > > In a flowerbed on Privet Drive, there lay a > > teenager. Not a > > normal Muggle teenager , nor yet a cheerful wizard > > teenager. He > > was a sulky, angry wizard teenager and that means > > trouble. > > > > Pippin > > with apologies to JRRT. > > > > > > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site > design software > http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From neilward at flyingfordanglia.yahoo.invalid Sun Sep 7 09:11:22 2003 From: neilward at flyingfordanglia.yahoo.invalid (Neil Ward) Date: Sun, 7 Sep 2003 10:11:22 +0100 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <20030906200413.67096.qmail@...> Message-ID: Randy said: << My Trevor tatoo is starting to glow. I think we need to speak to the great and powerful Neil. Puffs of smoke and flames shoot into the air as a giant face appears behind the stage. Meanwhile a strange man is working a computer monitor behind a curtain. What is thy bidding? oh great and powerful Neil? >> *** The giant face boomed: "Ignore the strange man behind the curtain. He is just looking after the place for his mother. And, by the way, if you want to find your dream I command you to FOLLOW THE NATTERJACK TOAD." Several Munchkins appeared and started nodding vigorously at each other and laughing with their hands on their hips (because they had attended stage school and had been told this is what people do in crowd scenes). They began chanting, "Follow the natterjack toad!... follow the natterjack toad!" slowly building to a fully blown song and dance routine: [Insert Wizard of Oz filk I don't have time to write] *** Seriously, I don't mind what people do in here, as long as they clean up after themselves. I'm more Hagrid (keeper of the keys) than Dumbledore (bloke in charge with long white beard) on this list. Randy's idea sounds cool, although I can't really join in myself at the moment, sadly. How about I hand my ruby slippers to Randy to try to kick something off and if you decide to do a chapter by chapter thing, I may jump in some way down the line. Neil From pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid Sun Sep 7 21:59:06 2003 From: pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid (pennylin) Date: Sun, 7 Sep 2003 16:59:06 -0500 Subject: Rewriting OoP; some gender & SHIP replies References: Message-ID: <01d501c3758b$42d0f400$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Hi -- Hoping this reply isn't too stale ------- I've been out of town. I like the idea of a fun rewrite of OoP and have no preference as to whether it's a few pages or a chapter at a time. Jim, the "dark and stormy night" opening belongs in Book 6 according to John Granger. For those of you who didn't see his talk at Nimbus on Alchemy & Doppelgangers, the hot, dry weather in the opening of OoP was in keeping with the alchemical stage of the 5th book, the "black stage" IIRC. Granger says to look for it to be cool and wet (rainy) on Privet Drive in the opening pages of Book 6 (as we move into the "white stage"). I said: >> I fail to see how any reader could have expected Rowling to do more with Hermione than she already has. What more could she have done with Hermione's character than she has? As this is indeed new information to me, I'm genuinely curious as to what the arguments might be. << Pippin responded with: <<<<<<<>>>>>>> Well, I'll defer to your knowledge about what the fandom is saying post-OOP. I haven't been following HPfGU very closely at all. It's just that Rowling herself has proclaimed her belief that Hermione is a strong character and this comports with my own thoughts. And, almost all the scholars who have addressed the gender issue have concluded that Rowling's depiction of gender is positive and overall strong, most especially when evaluating Hermione and McGonagall. That one salon.com commentator .......Christine ??? who wrote the piece entitled "Harry's Girl Trouble" definitely had issues with Rowling's gender stance, but I could certainly have refuted all her points underlying her arguments. IOW, I don't think she had a strong position. Eliza Dresang's piece in the Ivory Tower book is much more on-point, IMHO. Pippin:> > <<<<< with the DE's. When she was unconscious and defenseless, it > was Ron who stayed by her side, paralleling Book One where > Hermione leaves Harry and goes back to tend the unconscious > Ron.>>>>>>>>>>>> > Me: > You mean the Ron who was babbling nonsense because he was being choked by the brains? Him? I don't know that he *chose* to remain by Hermione so very much. <<< Pippin: <<<<>>>>>>>>>> Well, er.......okay. But, isn't Ron also defending Ginny and Luna? It's not as though Ron and Hermione are alone, after all. I also just don't believe he made any conscious choices in this scenario either. Penny [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid Sun Sep 7 23:40:51 2003 From: catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid (Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)) Date: Sun, 07 Sep 2003 23:40:51 -0000 Subject: hot and dry weather (Was: Rewriting OoP; some gender & SHIP replies In-Reply-To: <01d501c3758b$42d0f400$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pennylin" wrote: << Jim, the "dark and stormy night" opening belongs in Book 6 according to John Granger. For those of you who didn't see his talk at Nimbus on Alchemy & Doppelgangers, the hot, dry weather in the opening of OoP was in keeping with the alchemical stage of the 5th book, the "black stage" IIRC. Granger says to look for it to be cool and wet (rainy) on Privet Drive in the opening pages of Book 6 (as we move into the "white stage"). >> What was the weather of the sumner of 1996 in Surrey, England? A couple of people on Main List have presented quotes about the summer of 1995 being a heat wave and drought season with a hosepipe ban in RL UK, leaving me to ask whether the summer of OoP was hot and droughty because of the nigredo stage that John Granger mentioned, or because it was commenting on RL summer of 1995. From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 8 13:11:26 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2003 13:11:26 -0000 Subject: The Ministry Battle: Anti-Ship (was: Rewriting OoP; some gender & SHIP replies) In-Reply-To: <01d501c3758b$42d0f400$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: Pippin wrote: > When Harry chases Bella back through the Brain Room after > Sirius dies, he leaps over Luna, who is groaning on the floor, > Ginny,who, by the sound of it has just come to, Ron who giggles > feebly, and Hermione who is still unconscious. So at this point, > Ron has fought off the brain, apparently single handed and has > stayed with the unconscious Hermione all through the fight in the > Death Chamber.>>>>>>>>>>> Penny wrote: > Well, er.......okay. But, isn't Ron also defending Ginny and > Luna? It's not as though Ron and Hermione are alone, after all. > I also just don't believe he made any conscious choices in this > scenario either. I do think JKR made a conscious decision here, however, to yank our chains some more concerning who was going to die. I didn't have the impression that there was shippy stuff going on in the sequence depicting the fight at the Ministry. The important aspects seemed to be a) equating Neville with Harry (pushing home the idea that they're doppelgangers and that Neville, just as easily as Harry, could have been marked by Voldemort); and b) making us think just about ANYONE could be the one to buy the farm. The purpose of Neville and Harry being in one place and the other four in another was, IMO, to hide them from Harry, and therefore from the reader. A tension was created so that we didn't know whether one of the four was going to be the infamous death. Frankly, by that point in the book I was getting a little tired of the death red herrings. Thus far the possibility of death had been dangled before us concerning Arthur Weasley, Hagrid, McGonagall and Dumbledore, at the very least. During the fight we were also, I think, supposed to think that it could be Ron, Hermione, Ginny or Luna, and when Harry was with Neville, there were times it seemed it could be him (Neville, that is). I think another reason for the other four to be out of the way for a while is that three of the four--and maybe Luna, as well--could have been candidates for helping Sirius defend himself against Bellatrix, and JKR needed to limit the help available to him. It seems very unlikely that separating the four of them from Harry & Neville had any shippy ulterior motives about it. It was more like the Trio from the earlier books had been doubled, and Harry was on his own once more, even though he was with his doppelganger (they could be considered one person), while Hermione and the anti-Hermione (Luna) were also together, along with Ron and Ginny (male and female Weasleys). --Barb From pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 8 13:37:19 2003 From: pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid (pennylin) Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2003 08:37:19 -0500 Subject: hot and dry weather & The Ministry Battle: Anti-Ship References: Message-ID: <02c001c3760e$54099640$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Hi -- Catlady asked: <<<<>>>>>>>>>>> Well, I think we've proven time and again that JKR is not consulting the calendar or an almanac or any other source of RL information when she throws in dates/days, etc. Bonfire day doesn't occur on a Tuesday in RL 1981, etc. I'm sure Lexicon Steve could pipe up with all these discrepancies, but I think it's fairly clear that Rowling isn't writing to a specific real-life timeline (or if she is, she needs to have her editors do more thorough proofing!). OTOH, I think it is certainly possible that she is writing in the alchemical literary tradition and therefore used the hot, dry weather to further those objectives. Barb wrote, with regard to whether the Ministry Battle scenes might have any shipping relevance: <<<>>>>>>>>> *nods* I agree that my impression when reading OoP for the first time was, as you say, that Rowling was trying to equate Neville more distinctly with Harry, and to make us think that any one of the newly-expanded Trio could be the infamous death. Despite all the indicators toward Sirius being the one throughout the book (and no, I didn't buy that it was Arthur or even McGonagall) --------> I still held onto the idea that Sirius would be spared in a red-herring twist and that it would in fact be one of the kids. I really thought probably Neville or Ginny strongly at different points (though I was momentarily alarmed about Hermione, I didn't really take this one too seriously since, after all, Harry still needs Hermione quite alot to survive the next 1.5 books!). I do think, however, that pairing Hermione up with Harry/Neville when the 6-some is separated is significant, even if not specifically from a shipping standpoint. I do think that we're seeing Hermione and/or Harry and Hermione as a partner spotlighted yet again, as Hermione could easily have been paired with Ron and Luna and Ginny could have been the one to nearly die and be dragged along by Neville. Again, these are conscious choices by Rowling, and while I don't pretend to think that I can guess exactly what she meant by such a choice, I think it's significant. Penny [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From vderark at hp_lexicon.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 8 14:12:58 2003 From: vderark at hp_lexicon.yahoo.invalid (hp_lexicon) Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2003 14:12:58 -0000 Subject: hot and dry weather & The Ministry Battle: Anti-Ship In-Reply-To: <02c001c3760e$54099640$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pennylin" wrote: > Hi -- > > Catlady asked: > > <<<< couple of people on Main List have presented quotes about the summer > of 1995 being a heat wave and drought season with a hosepipe ban in > RL UK, leaving me to ask whether the summer of OoP was hot and > droughty because of the nigredo stage that John Granger mentioned, > or because it was commenting on RL summer of 1995.>>>>>>>>>>>> The drought of 1995 continued into 1996, although it wasn't quite as bad. > > Well, I think we've proven time and again that JKR is not consulting the calendar or an almanac or any other source of RL information when she throws in dates/days, etc. Bonfire day doesn't occur on a Tuesday in RL 1981, etc. I'm sure Lexicon Steve could pipe up with all these discrepancies, but I think it's fairly clear that Rowling isn't writing to a specific real-life timeline (or if she is, she needs to have her editors do more thorough proofing!). OTOH, I think it is certainly possible that she is writing in the alchemical literary tradition and therefore used the hot, dry weather to further those objectives. There is a new page on the Lexicon about various timeline questions and problems, including the drought, the Playstation, etc. It's at http://www.hp-lexicon.org/timeline-facts.html My own idea of why she is so vague about dates is that she's trying to maintain a sense of "now" to the stories. She knows that her books will be read for years to come as classics and she doesn't want to have them appear dated or become "historical fiction." She sees her writing as a way to get her social ideas accross and doesn't want the message to be lost as the years pass. She's not trying to preach, but the message is pretty darn clear all the same. On the other hand, she has created a world with a past that is "dated," in the sense that we know the year of Grindlewald's defeat and of Dilys Derwent's years as Head at Hogwarts. There is a definite timeline to her universe. She just avoids filling in the dates within the story itself. Steve From Ali at alhewison.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 8 22:01:19 2003 From: Ali at alhewison.yahoo.invalid (Ali) Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2003 22:01:19 -0000 Subject: hot and dry weather In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)" wrote: >>> What was the weather of the sumner of 1996 in Surrey, England? A couple of people on Main List have presented quotes about the summer of 1995 being a heat wave and drought season with a hosepipe ban in RL UK, leaving me to ask whether the summer of OoP was hot and droughty because of the nigredo stage that John Granger mentioned, or because it was commenting on RL summer of 1995.>>> You asked for it didn't you? My husband is a Meteorologist, so we're a bit weather obsessed in my house. Yes, weather obsessed even by British standards, which makes us very sad! Thames Water who supply most of Surrey have not had a hosepipe ban since c.1989. There have been hosepipe bans in other parts of the country though. In terms of what the weather was like, July 1996 actually saw higher rain fall than average. August the 2nd 1996 had a lower than average Max temperature - recorded at 20.7 c in Crowthorne, Berkshire which is quite near Surrey. Please see http://www.lyneside.demon.co.uk/aug1996.lst for a breakdown of daily temperatures for Crowthorne for August. This site actually details a fellow Meteorologist's personal recordings of weather, but is recommended by my husband who is quite pedantic about these issues! It might (or might not) interest you to know that a "drought" used to be announced by the Met Office in Britain once an area had not had rain for *2* weeks. Now, it is left to our water companies to define droughts, and they tend not to. We apparently have far fewer hosepipe bans than we used to as the water companies are better at conserving water. Thus, although 7 months of this year have been hotter (and drier) than average, we have no hosepipe ban. The fact that my lawn and many of my plants are nolonger green and lush (in fact they look downright dead) is another matter all together!! I would agree with Steve that JKR is not trying to link the Potterverse into RL. The dates, moons and weather simply do not fit. I don't think that she is particularly interested in dates or numbers as the constant theories are the number of Hogwarts' students bear testimony. Ali From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 9 13:49:33 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 06:49:33 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030909134933.17116.qmail@...> The torch has passed to me. I will do my best to organize this. I dedicate this rewrite to the memory of Warren Zevon who died this week. Warren wrote songs in a sardonic style that puts mine to shame. We shared the same birthday. I wonder if January 24 is the sardonic musician part of the Zodiac? I'm sure Remus Lupin is alone crying somewhere thinking about the loss of the author of the Werewolves of London. BAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!! "I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colata at Trader Vicks, and his hair was perfect!"...Warren Zevon I will post the chapter titles of Book 5 for those who are interested to choose from. Collaborating on chapters is highly recommended, so groups may choose to sign up for a particular chapter. I only ask that I may be allowed to write some of the Fred and George parts of the story since they are my heroes in this story. This is a very democratic book writing group. So feel free to make suggestions about what needs to be fixed, etc... The object is to have some fun, and be able to make a Book 5 that we all love. Revive Book Five! Randy --- Neil Ward wrote: > Randy said: > > << My Trevor tatoo is starting to glow. I think we > need to speak to the > great and powerful Neil. Puffs of smoke and flames > shoot into the air as a > giant face appears behind the stage. Meanwhile a > strange man is working a > computer monitor behind a curtain. > > What is thy bidding? oh great and powerful Neil? >> > > *** > > The giant face boomed: "Ignore the strange man > behind the curtain. He is > just looking after the place for his mother. And, > by the way, if you want > to find your dream I command you to FOLLOW THE > NATTERJACK TOAD." > > Several Munchkins appeared and started nodding > vigorously at each other and > laughing with their hands on their hips (because > they had attended stage > school and had been told this is what people do in > crowd scenes). They > began chanting, "Follow the natterjack toad!... > follow the natterjack toad!" > slowly building to a fully blown song and dance > routine: > > [Insert Wizard of Oz filk I don't have time to > write] > > *** > > Seriously, I don't mind what people do in here, as > long as they clean up > after themselves. I'm more Hagrid (keeper of the > keys) than Dumbledore > (bloke in charge with long white beard) on this > list. > > Randy's idea sounds cool, although I can't really > join in myself at the > moment, sadly. How about I hand my ruby slippers to > Randy to try to kick > something off and if you decide to do a chapter by > chapter thing, I may jump > in some way down the line. > > Neil > > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From coriolan_cmc at coriolan_cmc2001.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 9 14:52:43 2003 From: coriolan_cmc at coriolan_cmc2001.yahoo.invalid (Caius Marcius) Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 14:52:43 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" wrote: > Randy said: > > > Therefore, I suggest we rewrite Book 5 our way! > > and Jim began: > > OOH Cool! Dibs on page 1: > > > > "It was a dark and stormy night..." > > > > Hmmm...maybe we should *all* re-write page 1 in the style of > another author... > Stately, plump Vernon Dursely came from the stairway, bearing a newspaper in which a baggage-handler and a budgie were described. His wide purple face, ungallant, was sustained genocidally before him by the sultry summer air. He held the remote aloft and intoned: "Glad to see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he, anyway?" - CMC From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 9 20:31:51 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 13:31:51 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <20030909134933.17116.qmail@...> Message-ID: <20030909203151.42504.qmail@...> Hearye Hearye! Let us bring this meeting to order. I would like a vote from those in the old crowd who wish to participate. 1. Do you want to do a Book 5 story that is written a few pages at a time like a story that each successive person has to continue down a meandering trail? 2. Do you wish to rewrite Book 5 by taking one chapter at a time and splitting up the duties amongst yourselves? More than one person can work on a single chapter as long as they collaborate with each other before their official posting. 3. Do you want to propose some other method? Please vote for 1, 2 , or 3. Here is a chapter list for reference. ORDER OF THE PHOENIX CHAPTER LIST Chapter 1 Dudley Demented 2 A Peck of Owls 3 The Advance Guard 4 Number 12, Grimmauld Place 5 The Order of the Phoenix 6 The Noble & Most Ancient House of Black 7 The Ministry of Magic 8 The Hearing 9 The Woes of Mrs. Weasley 10 Luna Lovegood 11 The Sorting Hats New Song 12 Professor Umbridge 13 Detention with Dolores 14 Percy and Padfoot 15 The Hogwarts High Inquisitor 16 In the Hogs Head 17 Educational Decree Number 24 18 Dumbledores Army 19 The Lion and the Serpent 20 Hargrids Tale 21 The Eye of the Snake 22 St. Mungos Hospital for Magical Maladies & Injuries 23 Christmas on the Closed Ward 24 Occlumency 25 The Beetle at Bay 26 Seen and Unforeseen 27 The Centaur and the Sneak 28 Snapes Worst Memory 29 Career Advice 30 Grawp 31 O.W.L.s 32 Out of the Fire 33 Fight and Flight 34 The Department of Mysteries 35 Beyond the Veil 36 The Only One He Ever Feared 37 The Lost Prophecy 38 The Second War Begins --- Randy Estes wrote: > The torch has passed to me. I will do my best to > organize this. I dedicate this rewrite to the > memory > of Warren Zevon who died this week. > > Warren wrote songs in a sardonic style that puts > mine > to shame. We shared the same birthday. I wonder if > January 24 is the sardonic musician part of the > Zodiac? I'm sure Remus Lupin is alone crying > somewhere thinking about the loss of the author of > the > Werewolves of London. BAAAAHOOOOOOOOO!!! > > "I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colata at Trader > Vicks, and his hair was perfect!"...Warren Zevon > > I will post the chapter titles of Book 5 for those > who > are interested to choose from. Collaborating on > chapters is highly recommended, so groups may choose > to sign up for a particular chapter. I only ask > that > I may be allowed to write some of the Fred and > George > parts of the story since they are my heroes in this > story. > > This is a very democratic book writing group. So > feel > free to make suggestions about what needs to be > fixed, > etc... The object is to have some fun, and be able > to > make a Book 5 that we all love. > > Revive Book Five! > > Randy > > > > --- Neil Ward wrote: > > Randy said: > > > > << My Trevor tatoo is starting to glow. I think > we > > need to speak to the > > great and powerful Neil. Puffs of smoke and > flames > > shoot into the air as a > > giant face appears behind the stage. Meanwhile a > > strange man is working a > > computer monitor behind a curtain. > > > > What is thy bidding? oh great and powerful Neil? > >> > > > > *** > > > > The giant face boomed: "Ignore the strange man > > behind the curtain. He is > > just looking after the place for his mother. And, > > by the way, if you want > > to find your dream I command you to FOLLOW THE > > NATTERJACK TOAD." > > > > Several Munchkins appeared and started nodding > > vigorously at each other and > > laughing with their hands on their hips (because > > they had attended stage > > school and had been told this is what people do in > > crowd scenes). They > > began chanting, "Follow the natterjack toad!... > > follow the natterjack toad!" > > slowly building to a fully blown song and dance > > routine: > > > > [Insert Wizard of Oz filk I don't have time to > > write] > > > > *** > > > > Seriously, I don't mind what people do in here, as > > long as they clean up > > after themselves. I'm more Hagrid (keeper of the > > keys) than Dumbledore > > (bloke in charge with long white beard) on this > > list. > > > > Randy's idea sounds cool, although I can't really > > join in myself at the > > moment, sadly. How about I hand my ruby slippers > to > > Randy to try to kick > > something off and if you decide to do a chapter by > > chapter thing, I may jump > > in some way down the line. > > > > Neil > > > > > > > > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site > design software > http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From saitaina at saitaina.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 9 20:29:47 2003 From: saitaina at saitaina.yahoo.invalid (Saitaina) Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 13:29:47 -0700 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP References: <20030909203151.42504.qmail@...> Message-ID: <00c901c37711$1d6df280$29301c40@...> I'm torn...one would be easier if I work alone but I would prefer two but unsure if anyone will work with me... Saitaina **** "Sorry Vig...just seems like I'm about to come out of a closet I didn't even know I was in." http://www.livejournal.com/users/saitaina "No, one day I'm going to look back on all this and plow face-first into a tree because I was looking the wrong bloody way. And I'll still be having a better day than I am today." From jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 10 00:53:58 2003 From: jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid (Jim Flanagan) Date: Tue, 9 Sep 2003 20:53:58 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP References: <20030909134933.17116.qmail@...> Message-ID: <094e01c37736$04d8c400$0302a8c0@athena> >Randy said: > This is a very democratic book writing group. So feel > free to make suggestions about what needs to be fixed, > etc... The object is to have some fun, and be able to > make a Book 5 that we all love. > > Revive Book Five! > > Randy > I'm a bit confused (not an unusual situation) -- is the proposal to actually "fix" things in Book 5, or to do a parody as a bit of a lark? If we want to fix book 5, then perhaps we need to do a survey of what people think was wrong with it. (Has anyone in Fandom done such a poll yet?) Here are some of the things off the top of my head that need fixing: - Harry acting like a spoiled, intolerable brat for the entire book - Dumbledore keeping him in the dark all year, making him feel shut out like at the Dursleys' - Sirius getting the finger (clearly Harry's fault, IMHO) - Lack of meaningful character development for Hermione - Clunky red herrings about who was going to die - The *lame* climax in the lobby of the MOM (Dumbledore vs Lord V) - Dumbledore's soppy debriefing at the end of the book (yuck!) On the other hand, there were some *very* good things in book 5 that deserve acknowledgement: - Wandless magic (does this foreshadow Harry the SuperMage?) - Thestrals - Umbridge (great baddie!) - Gred & Forge - Ron the Qudditch Star - Centaurs - Getting to see inside the Ministry and St. Mungos - The Dept of Mysteries - Occulumency/Legilimency - Aurors - Neville - Luna Luna Luna! -Jim From jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 10 02:33:37 2003 From: jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid (Jim Flanagan) Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 02:33:37 -0000 Subject: Harrius Potter Message-ID: I just received my copy of "Harrius Potter et Philosophi Lapis" (Bloomsbury, ISBN 0 7475 6196 6). Here's a selection: Dominus et Domina Dursley, qui vivebant in aedibus Gestationis Ligustrorum numero quattuor signatis, non sine superbia dicebant se ratione ordinaria vivendi uti neque se paenitere illius rationis... How cool is that?! -Jim From john at queerasjohn.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 10 02:37:40 2003 From: john at queerasjohn.yahoo.invalid (Queer as John) Date: Tue, 09 Sep 2003 22:37:40 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Harrius Potter In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Jim Flanagan said: > Dominus et Domina Dursley, qui vivebant in aedibus Gestationis > Ligustrorum numero quattuor signatis, non sine superbia dicebant se > ratione ordinaria vivendi uti neque se paenitere illius rationis... > > How cool is that?! Incredibly! I was in Barnes & Noble with a bunch of fandom people a week or so ago and we spotted it. I was enthralled and kept quoting bits of it... --J ______________________________________ Queer as John || john at ... AIM, YM & LJ @ QueerAsJohn || www.queerasjohn.com The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. --Lynn Lavner ______________________________________ From coriolan_cmc at coriolan_cmc2001.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 10 04:40:27 2003 From: coriolan_cmc at coriolan_cmc2001.yahoo.invalid (Caius Marcius) Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 04:40:27 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Caius Marcius" wrote: > > > > Stately, plump Vernon Dursely came from the stairway, bearing a > newspaper in which a baggage-handler and a budgie were described. His > wide purple face, ungallant, was sustained genocidally before him by > the sultry summer air. He held the remote aloft and intoned: "Glad to > see the boy's stopped trying to butt in. Where is he, anyway?" > And by the same author: privetrun, past figg and dungy's, from swerve of owl to dementors' day, bring us by a grimmauldius bulstrode of Rictusempra back to Hogth Castle and environs.... - CMC (summing up chap 1-11) From kippesp at kippesp.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 10 06:31:35 2003 From: kippesp at kippesp.yahoo.invalid (kippesp) Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 06:31:35 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <094e01c37736$04d8c400$0302a8c0@athena> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Jim Flanagan" > I'm a bit confused (not an unusual situation) -- is the proposal to actually > "fix" things in Book 5, or to do a parody as a bit of a lark? I'm also confused on this. How much would be changed? Could Tonks become Sirius's significant other rather than cousin? Could Sirius not be an idiot and inform Harry about the mirror when floos to the kitchen? Expanding the DA would be good. By far my favorite parts of the book. From jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 10 11:15:40 2003 From: jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid (Jim Flanagan) Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 11:15:40 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Caius Marcius" wrote: > And by the same author: > > privetrun, past figg and dungy's, from swerve of owl to dementors' > day, bring us by a grimmauldius bulstrode of Rictusempra back to > Hogth Castle and environs.... Hmmm. Let me guess -- James Joyce? -Jim From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 10 13:33:03 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 13:33:03 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <00c901c37711$1d6df280$29301c40@...> Message-ID: Oh, don't fret, sweetie. I'll work with you. I wouldn't be able to do something alone right now with all of the stuff I've taken on, but working with someone else I could do. I think it would be fun to stick to the text as much as possible, but show some things from others' points of view, add funny footnotes a la Pratchett (which is what I think SHE was doing in the schoolbooks, especially with the Uric footnotes), or include repeated warnings and ominous spoilers right in the text, like Lemony Snicket. ("If you're looking for Harry to have a happy ending in this book, stop reading right now, especially if you like his godfather...") Or all of the above, just to be pleasantly chaotic. ;) --Barb --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Saitaina" wrote: > I'm torn...one would be easier if I work > alone but I would prefer two but unsure > if anyone will work with me... > > Saitaina > **** > "Sorry Vig...just seems like I'm about to > come out of a closet I didn't even know I > was in." > > http://www.livejournal.com/users/saitaina > > "No, one day I'm going to look back on > all this and plow face-first into a tree > because I was looking the wrong bloody > way. And I'll still be having a better > day than I am today." From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 11 00:54:39 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Wed, 10 Sep 2003 17:54:39 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030911005439.56764.qmail@...> Well it appears I actually got somebody's attention for a few seconds! I haven't seen this many posts in one day since early July! Don't be confused or worried. I tend to write parody material but I don't think everyone else has to do it. My sections would tend to be written that way, but if we divide up the book, others can elaborate on their ships or kill off other bothersome characters. Still other people can bring back those characters if they want. I think having fun is the key but being funny is not required! I personally could not care less which boy and girl end up together, but others obviously invest a lot of their time thinking about it. I would gravitate to dialog between Ron and Harry or Fred and George. I might tend to want to kill off Dobby because he reminds me of Jar Jar Binks! But I realize he might be key to the story, so I might bring him back. I guess what I see here is a bunch of people who crave structure! Sooooooo! I guess that rules out writing one or two pages at a time. We should probably divide up the chapters or we could create our own outline and divide up the pieces with names assigned on this list. Perhaps the best way to start is the method you have already used. Let's have people list the things they liked about Book 5 and a list of what they hated about it. This would pinpoint the sections that people are interested in writing about "or fixing" as I like to call it. Like everyone of my engineering professors would say:" There is more than one way to solve every problem, not just one solution!" Why doesn't everyone spend this week putting together their list of likes and dislikes and turn them in by Monday night! You can also mention the section you think you want to work on. My guess is that not everyone will get their favorite part unless they are willing to share the job with someone else. Does everyone understand their assignment? Now pick up your #2 pencils and begin! Randy --- kippesp wrote: > --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Jim Flanagan" > > > I'm a bit confused (not an unusual situation) -- > is the proposal > to actually > > "fix" things in Book 5, or to do a parody as a bit > of a lark? > > I'm also confused on this. How much would be > changed? Could Tonks > become Sirius's significant other rather than > cousin? Could Sirius > not be an idiot and inform Harry about the mirror > when floos to the > kitchen? > > Expanding the DA would be good. By far my favorite > parts of the > book. > > > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Sun Sep 14 14:30:36 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2003 07:30:36 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP PAGE ONE IDEA In-Reply-To: <20030911005439.56764.qmail@...> Message-ID: <20030914143036.74381.qmail@...> The incredibly loud silence on this list over the last 4 days does not bode well for this activity. Here is a silly start that I came up with that allows parody of the book as well as the possibility of a serious rewrite at the same time. Have a look and tear it apart. I humbly submit my silly entry. The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a dismal silence lay over the large, oblong houses of Public Drive. Harry Potter lay on his bed finishing the next to last chapter of the fifth book in his once favorite book series. This fifth book, Trevor Longbottom and the Organization of the Platypus was by far the most unsatisfying of the series. The author, U.R. Howling, had not lived up to his expectations in this book, and he had the audacity to kill off one of his favorite characters, Silliness Brown. Of course, Trevor had prevailed once again to the dismay of the Undersecretary to the Magistrate of Mystics, Supercilious Pudding. Professor Mumblemore had helped Trevor defeat Lord Moldywart, but Trevor was not a tadpole any longer and his emotions exploded onto the walls of Mumblemores office leaving a slimy residue that would take weeks to remove. Harry was wondering when he would have his next conversation with his school pals, Ron and Hermione to discuss the outcome of the fifth book. He knew Hermione would be furious with the death of Silliness Brown. Ron would also probably dislike the final outcome of the book, but he thought Ron might enjoy the Cabbage Match between Lionsdorm and Sneakygents. The emergence of Winny Beasly during the other Cabbage matches was probably exciting to Ron as well. Ron had written a letter earlier in the summer mentioning that he had been able to actually play indoor Cabbage at the Nimbus 2003 convention in Orlando. What a thrill to meet all of those other Trevor Longbottom fans at the Disney resorts! If only he had been allowed to attend as well. --- Randy Estes wrote: > > > > > > __________________________________ > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site > design software > http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com From catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid Sun Sep 14 17:52:04 2003 From: catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid (Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)) Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2003 17:52:04 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP PAGE ONE IDEA In-Reply-To: <20030914143036.74381.qmail@...> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, Randy Estes wrote: > The incredibly loud silence on this list over the last > 4 days does not bode well for this activity. I feel guilty for not being part of the enthusiasm that first greeted your idea, but to REWRITING OoP is WRITING which is WORK, and if I had the TIME, I would use it to Work on my own fanfic that's hanging out on Schnoogle unfinished. I don't think I was part of the wide-spread expression of disappointment with OoP, other than that JKR made the Bones who had been killed be Susan Bones' uncle, aunt, and cousins, rather than her grandparents as had been stated in an interview: more proof that Canon Can Change, to go along with the correction of the Priori Incantati sequence, and (according to hearsay) changing later printings of PS/SS to say that Marcus Flint was a FIFTH-year. I had a more complicated and private feeling, in which I was glad that She had (responded to fannish interest and) filled in backstory on the original Order, the Bones, MacKinnons, and Prewetts who had been killed, Neville's mother's name (and that she was an Auror as had not been stated in GoF), and at the same time, disappointment that this information so totally contradicted the backstory I had made up... But at least I was happy that She hadn't contradicted Sirius/Remus ship... So what is it I would want to put in MY OoP? Adult ships? Harry playing Quidditch? Voldemort's attacks beginning during the summer and reaching Reign of Terror levels early in the book? [Here I express appreciations of your parody rewrites, such as the reference to Quidditch/Cabbage at Orlando over the summer.] From pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 15 02:20:44 2003 From: pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid (pennylin) Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2003 21:20:44 -0500 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP References: <20030911005439.56764.qmail@...> Message-ID: <010501c37b2f$f829e380$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Hi -- Gee, everyone seems to have fallen silent in light of Randy's request that we actually come up with what we liked about OoP and, more importantly, what we *didn't* like! I see Randy has commented on just this! It's funny -----> my list would vary fairly considerably from Jim's most excellent list of likes and dislikes. The rewrite venture may spark lots of heated discussions! Okay, so ...... my list. I must confess that details about plot points and specific scenes are only through the first 1/3 of the book, because that's all I had time to skim. I'll try to post an updated list later, but this will hit the high points. What I loved/liked: ** HERMIONE ---------- Hermione really has a chance to shine in this one, IMHO, and she makes the most of it. Pippin earlier commented that for many readers (or maybe it was her own personal feeling alone?), there should be more to Hermione than books and House Elves. I've thought about that alot lately actually, and I'm left with a question: like what? What else *ought* there to be about Hermione? What would make her a more fully-developed character in your mind? To my mind, having her brains and her social consciousness (even if her methodology isn't yet perfected), is way more than enough. Boys? She's still snagged the best date yet in the series! Seriously, she's shown interest in boys, and she's obviously got *some* amount of emotional maturity/depth (since she came up with very complicated explanations of Cho's feelings, etc.). Other female friends? Well, I wasn't willing to give it much credence based on GoF alone, but it does appear that there's more than just a passing friendship between Hermione and Ginny. She also obviously talks to her female roommates more now, since we see she had a small 'chat" with Lavender about Harry early-on in the school term. So, color me baffled. But, er........what's not to like? What's not to love? She has faults to be sure, but I assume we don't want Hermione to be *perfect* (and, yes, I know there are some readers who believe she was in fact *too* perfect in OoP). Well, enough of that, the rest of my list won't be accompanied by so much verbiage. ** HARRY -- Yes, every bit of his anger and self-pity was endearing to me. ** Harry and Hermione as a team (well, you knew I had to mention it, right?!) ** McGonagall -- she rocks. One of my favorite OoP scenes is Harry's career counseling with McGonagall! ** Umbridge (a baddy we love to hate as Jim said) ----> By the same token, I was really intrigued by the detention scenes. I think that was a bit of a gutsy move on Rowling's part, and I know a good many readers would rather she have not gone that route, but I thought it added considerable depth. ** Neville!! ** Dean Thomas (and a 3-dimensional Seamus!). Oh, and Ernie Macmillan! Loved Ernie. Loved him. ** Harry's Snake PoV in the attack on Mr. Weasley ** Luna ** Dementor attacks on Privet Drive ...... that was unexpected! ** Harry's taunting of Dudley and Dudley's stabs about Harry's nightmares ----- I thought this was a great way to communicate how scarred Harry remains by Voldemort's resurrection. And, I think the whole interchange brings more depth to Harry's relations with the Dursleys. He's showing that he doesn't always play fair himself for one thing. ** the Prefect Badge scene --- oh how I love that one. ** We don't see much Lupin, but I liked what we did get. ** Hermione's completely lacklustre reaction to Ron's romantic Christmas gift of perfume. Bwahahahaha! ** the Black family background........what a great way to communicate a good deal of backstory ** the Occlumency sessions with Snape (and the Snape pensieve scene!). James is complex! Yay! And Lily looks very, very interesting. WHAT I HATED/DISLIKED/or WOULD CHANGE: ** Molly Weasley ----> unequivocally top of my hated list. Bleh. I absolutely detest this character. ** Sirius is ......sob!........DEAD!!!!!!!!!! How *could* she???????! ** "And you, Harry ---" No dashes please, Ms. Rowling. You will only foster tortured lengthy grammar debates amongst the fans for the next 3 bloody years about whether the dash means that she kissed Harry too or didn't. I would change that scene to be more specific that she *did* kiss Harry too. ** Percy!! What has happened to my Percy? And we don't even get a red-herring about him maybe under Imperius or some other *reasonable* explanation for his behavior! As founding member of PINE, I am sorely, sorely disappointed by this, and well, I'm just not satisfied at all. I hope there is a very good explanation forthcoming! ** Ginny's development communicated through other people, rather than through direct interactions with Harry. We need to find out that Ginny's become a good Quidditch player by stealing the boys' brooms all this time? Okay, well show us a conversation between Harry and Ginny. Cough. *Especially* if you intend the fair red-headed girl to be the love interest of the Hero in the final analysis. Cough turns into choking cough. ** Hagrid. I'm completely bored in the chapter about his mission to the giants. Of course, on the bright side, he's missing for a good bit of the book really. I'm just not getting much out of his character at this point. ** I thought the Fred & George leave Hogwarts scene was over-written (and thus over-rated), but I'm probably in the minority on that one. ** Ron as Quidditch star and prefect ...... on the one hand, I'm glad that he gets to have these honors because his self-confidence has been so sorely in need of a boost for a very long time, but on the other hand, I disliked Rowling's treatment of these issues with Ron. It smacks of "tokenism" for lack of a better term. It seemed more thrown in as a sop than anything else. I'd rather have seen more development of those issues in a direct way. Ron, IMHO, continues to get the least development of any of the Trio. That's all I can think of at this point, though, like I said, I do plan to continue going through the book slowly and making some notes about things I liked or disliked. I liked far more than I disliked overall and certainly my likes outnumber my dislikes in the first 1/3 of the book. This is my favorite book in the series actually. Penny [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 15 02:47:45 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 02:47:45 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <010501c37b2f$f829e380$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pennylin" wrote: > ** Percy!! What has happened to my Percy? And we don't even get a red-herring about him maybe under Imperius or some other *reasonable* explanation for his behavior! As founding member of PINE, I am sorely, sorely disappointed by this, and well, I'm just not satisfied at all. I hope there is a very good explanation forthcoming! Oh, Penny! Don't despair of our Percy! (::waves the PINE flag::) I have an elaborate theory about how the letter Percy wrote to Ron AND the quotes from him in the Prophet the next day are a very clear indication that Percy is a spy, and that at least one of his parents knows it. I think Molly knows at the very least, based upon one of her boggart visions being a dead Percy, although I think Arthur is probably also in on it. They have to do their best not to blow his cover, so I doubt that many other people know (apart from Dumbledore, who knows everything, after all). The possibility that they were angry with him volunteering to do something so dangerous probably accounts for their ability to maintain a believability in their anger-toward-Percy acts. (They might really have been upset that he did this, perhaps without first consulting them.) The letter to Ron was clearly sent at night so that no one else in the school would see him getting it, and possibly also because he's aware of owls being intercepted when they're timed to come at breakfast, the usual owl post time of day. (Percy may even be someone authorized by Fudge to oversee the interception of the owls, which is probably why he would know how to avoid this.) And just in case it WAS intercepted, his warnings to Ron about a number of things are couched in language that is designed to allow him to keep his cover while telling Ron a lot of things the Ministry would probably rather he not know. His quotes in the Prophet also sound like things that are properly 'loyal,' but at the same time, he's giving away a load of information about inside activities at the Ministry. And Fudge and Umbridge are stupid enough that all they see is a bowing and scraping toady, rather than someone blabbing to the world about a lot of things that should probably be kept hush- hush. Percy is not evil! He is a brave and daring spy in the Ministry, keeping an ear out for signs that his family members or the members of the Order may be in danger and leaking information to his family and others--and to the general wizarding public, through the Prophet. Whether this role of his will change now that the Ministry is acknowledging Voldemort's return remains to be seen, but in my book (UK copy of OotP, that is ) he was never and will never be evil. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. --Barb, who should probably volunteer to do something about this for the HPFGU FAQ From vderark at hp_lexicon.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 15 04:32:50 2003 From: vderark at hp_lexicon.yahoo.invalid (Steve Vander Ark) Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 00:32:50 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <000b01c37b42$6c79b780$f000a8c0@castle> --Barb, who should probably volunteer to do something about this for the HPFGU FAQ How about doing something about this for the Lexicon instead? Steve [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 15 12:20:46 2003 From: pennylin at plinsenmayer.yahoo.invalid (pennylin) Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 07:20:46 -0500 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP References: <000b01c37b42$6c79b780$f000a8c0@castle> Message-ID: <015101c37b83$ccee5710$4f5ffea9@cq5hs01> Hi -- Oh, Barb, *thank you*! I'm soooooo relieved. <<<<<<<--Barb, who should probably volunteer to do something about this for the HPFGU FAQ How about doing something about this for the Lexicon instead?>>>>>>> How about for both places, as the HPfGU FAQ would be the Weasley Family FAQ with lots of other info besides. Penny (proudly waving the PINE banner again.........) [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 15 13:06:16 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 13:06:16 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <000b01c37b42$6c79b780$f000a8c0@castle> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Steve Vander Ark" wrote: > > --Barb, who should probably volunteer to do something about this for > the HPFGU FAQ > > How about doing something about this for the Lexicon instead? > > Steve > That would also work. I'm still making copious notes on my OotP reread, and I'm writing down all of the additional evidence that I'm finding to support my theory. --Barb From vderark at hp_lexicon.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 15 14:50:00 2003 From: vderark at hp_lexicon.yahoo.invalid (Steve Vander Ark) Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 10:50:00 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <000001c37b98$a72b63f0$1901a8c0@castle> Now if we could just find a theory that redeems Bitchy!Molly and IdioticBeyondBelief!Hagrid. Steve > That would also work. I'm still making copious notes on my OotP reread, and I'm writing down all of the additional evidence that I'm finding to support my theory. --Barb [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 15 15:59:20 2003 From: heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid (heiditandy) Date: Mon, 15 Sep 2003 15:59:20 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <000001c37b98$a72b63f0$1901a8c0@castle> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Steve Vander Ark" wrote: > Now if we could just find a theory that redeems Bitchy!Molly and > IdioticBeyondBelief!Hagrid. > Well, it's not really *redemption* but it does, IMHO, give a more fitting end to chapter 35 than the one JKR created: http://f3.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/8NNlPyDLhKsxxEBsT_ijdSvXIkpLwARiUGH2S7gn uB6ujFygj2uXrvRqYrk12qLh7dw_CwgiydX1jPHCOXZmKcDcqpI/RevisedOotP.doc Enjoy! From the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com Mon Sep 15 18:55:09 2003 From: the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com (the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com) Date: 15 Sep 2003 18:55:09 -0000 Subject: New file uploaded to the_old_crowd Message-ID: <1063652109.2171.27425.w51@yahoogroups.com> Hello, This email message is a notification to let you know that a file has been uploaded to the Files area of the the_old_crowd group. 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SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 16 14:14:33 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 14:14:33 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: <000001c37b98$a72b63f0$1901a8c0@castle> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Steve Vander Ark" wrote: > Now if we could just find a theory that redeems Bitchy!Molly and > IdioticBeyondBelief!Hagrid. > Hey, maybe it's her time of life. But as for Hagrid, I am pleased to announce the formation of HIND (Hagrid Is Not Dumb). Grawp, unlike Norbert, Aragog, Buckbeak or the Skrewts, is a Being. "any creature that has sufficient intelligence to understand the laws of the magical community and to bear part of the responsibility in shaping those laws." Even the Death Eaters acknowledge that Giants are capable of reason; you don't negotiate with beasts. Grawp's situation is comparable to that of the young Helen Keller. He is capable of reason but unaware of what is considered civilized behavior and has no means of communication other than violence. He is not a monster, except that he's been treated as one. Why should Grawp be considered less worthy of Harry's help than Buckbeak? Is it the same reason that clever handsome Sirius, who told Harry to judge a man by how he treats his inferiors, is thought more worthy to survive than guileless, ugly Hagrid, who doesn't think anyone has to be ashamed of what they are? Pippin HIND badges, two sickles each Oh, and a word about Percy...how do we know that Arthur didn't tell him he wasn't wanted at the hospital? From heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 16 17:34:52 2003 From: heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid (heiditandy) Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 17:34:52 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" > Grawp, unlike Norbert, Aragog, Buckbeak or the Skrewts, is a > Being. "any creature that has sufficient intelligence to understand > the laws of the magical community and to bear part of the > responsibility in shaping those laws." Even the Death Eaters > acknowledge that Giants are capable of reason; you don't > negotiate with beasts. > > Grawp's situation is comparable to that of the young Helen > Keller. He is capable of reason but unaware of what is > considered civilized behavior and has no means of > communication other than violence. He is not a monster, except > that he's been treated as one. > > Why should Grawp be considered less worthy of Harry's help > than Buckbeak? I don't think that "less worthy" plays into this at all, and I'm not sure how or why you jump from Steve's comment, and possibly my agreement, that Hagrid behaves less than sensibly in parts of OotP to theorizing that Grawp isn't worthy to live. It's just that Hagrid didn't handle things as sensibly as he could have, regarding Grawp. I admit, I may be misremembering the book here, but I did just listen to the bit of OotP when Firenze told Harry to tell Hagrid that his attempt was not working, and I don't think that Hagrid had spoken with Dumbledore before bringing Grawp back to the forest either. I'm not suggesting that Hagrid, or anyone else, should've tried to *kill* Grawp, and I am sure that JKR will have some use for the giant later in the series, and that's why he had to be in the forest, but had Hagrid been more sensible, he could have organized things better. There is a very big difference between "dead" and "located elsewhere" and I think you're skimming over it in the leap you made in your last post. > Is it the same reason that clever handsome > Sirius, who told Harry to judge a man by how he treats his > inferiors, is thought more worthy to survive than guileless, ugly > Hagrid, who doesn't think anyone has to be ashamed of what > they are? Wha? Huh? Are you trying to say that my post yesterday, and ancillary fic, were created out of some sort of presumption that Sirius is more worthy to live than Hagrid? Excuse me? Now, that is a rather enormous leap. I played with the story and gave it the resolution I did because I wanted to still include a death that *would* be devestating to Harry in the moment - I don't think he would've been quite as hysterical if, say, Moody or Tonks had died, and it's not like Molly was *there* at the time - but would have had less reprucussions on his future. Through the first half of OotP, he misses Hagrid when he's not there, but he has no desperation to connect with Hagrid, other than a concern for his general well-being. Hagrid is a friend, to be sure, but Harry doesn't cling to him in the same visceral and desperate way that he attaches himself to Sirius - he didn't even do so during Book One, when Hagrid played the role of his saviour from the Dursleys. I didn't revise it so Hagrid would be dead because he's ugly, or because he's guileless, or for any reason OTHER than the fact that I happen to think that his presence is not as useful to Harry, going forward, as Sirius' would've been. And I mean useful in the emotional sense. From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 16 18:53:27 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 18:53:27 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Pippin wrote: > > Sirius, who told Harry to judge a man by how he treats his > > inferiors, Prophetic words from Sirius, when you think about it. Harry should indeed have paid attention to the way Sirius treated Kreacher--not to mention the fact that Sirius sorts people in categories with names like 'inferiors.' Although Sirius was a somewhat sympathetic character at the time he said this, in GoF, a closer examination of what he said makes him seem far LESS sympathetic. And more than a little hypocritical, once we see him interacting with Kreacher. Heidi: > I played with the story and gave it the resolution I did because I > wanted to still include a death that *would* be devestating to > Harry in the moment - I don't think he would've been quite as > hysterical if, say, Moody or Tonks had died, and it's not like > Molly was *there* at the time - but would have had less > reprucussions on his future. > > Through the first half of OotP, he misses Hagrid when he's not > there, but he has no desperation to connect with Hagrid, other > than a concern for his general well-being. Hagrid is a friend, to > be sure, but Harry doesn't cling to him in the same visceral and > desperate way that he attaches himself to Sirius - he didn't even > do so during Book One, when Hagrid played the role of his saviour > from the Dursleys. Hagrid is another interesting Sirius doppelganger, like Harry himself. Both were falsely accused of having done something that ended in death for someone (Hagrid and Aragog being blamed for Myrtle's death) which in turn resulted in each of them not being allowed to do magic and having their emotional growth somewhat stunted, since Hagrid was no longer a student and therefore no longer interacting with his peers, just as, emotionally, Sirius is probably still in his early twenties, rather than mid-thirties. Both of them were also in Azkaban for something they didn't do (although Hagrid came back before the end of CoS). Sirius and Hagrid have both been parent-figures for Harry, although, interestingly enough, I think Hagrid's relationship to him is more motherly and Sirius' more fatherly. Hagrid baked for Harry and provided a comforting womb-like refuge for him--a home away from Gryffindor Tower; when he invites Ron and Hermione there, it's like he's bringing his friends home to meet his mum, and when Malfoy insults Hagrid early in the first book, it's like he's INSULTING Harry's mum. (Which means it's hardly unsurprising that he doesn't take well to Malfoy.) Also, when Hagrid delivered Harry to Surrey (a childbirth metaphor, I believe) he behaved a bit like a mother who'd just given birth being forced to give up her baby for adoption. Both Hagrid and Sirius, oddly, were lacking in the mother department (a murderous giantess seems about equivalent to Mrs. Black, IMO), and Sirius made a big point of saying that it was James' MOTHER who welcomed him into the Potter home, not James' father. (When Sirius moved out, he was looking for a new mum.) I think this may show that Harry's search for a mother may soon move to the fore of the series and become more important than his previous search for a father--and the fact that JKR is slowly leaking information to us about Lily and her sister, and simultaneously depicting James as a fallible human plays into all of that. It also brings us back to the fact that Lily is the real hero of the first fall of Voldemort--her sacrifice saved Harry and defeated the Great Dark Wizard. I think OotP represents a change both in Harry's attitude toward Sirius and toward Hagrid--they sort of switch places. Pre-OotP, Hagrid was in fact more important to Harry than one would believe from reading OotP. Harry was somewhat disconnected from Sirius by necessity, first by dint of believing that Sirius had betrayed his parents, then because Sirius was still on the run and they really couldn't spend much time together. Harry's going back and forth (in OotP) on which parent figure is more important to him feels very much like a real teenager waffling on whether his mother or father is 'cooler.' It is a time in life when a child is likely to 'choose' one parent over the other, which inevitably results in a good deal of pain for the rejected parent. This is another reason why Hagrid struck me as more 'motherly' than Sirius--and his taking care of his 'little' brother also contributes to that motherly image. In a way, Sirius and Hagrid were also partners (dad and mum) in Harry's metaphorical rebirth as a Muggle (his delivery to Surrey) since Sirius provided the motorcycle and Hagrid actually got Harry there. > I didn't revise it so Hagrid would be dead because he's ugly, or > because he's guileless, or for any reason OTHER than the fact that > I happen to think that his presence is not as useful to Harry, > going forward, as Sirius' would've been. And I mean useful in the > emotional sense. I think that the reason why I assumed, pre-OotP, that Hagrid would be the one to die was because that switch between him and Sirius had not yet taken place. Hagrid was formerly important enough to Harry that his death could have impacted him the same way that Sirius' did in OotP--and I had already decided that a death like that would eventually show up in the series, after reading GoF. Cedric's death simply seemed like a warm-up and far greater grief for Harry seemed inevitable. However, you'd really have to re-write the entire book, I believe, to negate that switch and make it plausible for Hagrid to stay in that role, rather than just re-writing one tiny part. It just doesn't ring true, I think, when you consider everything else in OotP, plus the additional information we're given about Hagrid's near-invulnerability. Pre-OotP, we also didn't know about that, and Hagrid-as-victim seemed far more plausible as a result. The story has become almost Oedipal, without the sexuality being literal (as it never is with JKR). James, Harry's literal father, had already died, and in OotP he died for Harry again when the perfect, noble father was revealed to be something of a bully. His substitute father, Sirius, died literally, but in truth that death (to Harry) had begun metaphorically very close to the start of the book when Harry had the opportunity to spend more time with Sirius and find out that he was also not perfect, that he did not always agree with Sirius and that sometimes he was annoyed by him and found him hypocritical. This is a classic relationship between a father and teenage son before the son decides that he needs to break away from his father's influence to mature and become his own man-- especially a father displaying so many undesirable traits that will only hinder the boy in fulfilling his destiny. Only by breaking away from ALL of his fathers can Harry embrace the legacy of his mother and defeat Voldemort, I believe. It's possible that JKR didn't have to kill Sirius literally--it could have continued to be metaphorical. But she didn't choose metaphor this time--unless you believe, as I do, that Sirius' death represents the parts of Harry that are similar to Sirius dying (of necessity) and that, afterward, the new Harry will be reborn from Sirius' ashes. (There are phoenix metaphors all through OotP.) Hagrid, OTOH, is for me an inadequate substitute for the dead father- figure. He has many similarities to Sirius but is far too motherly. IMO, after OotP, being one (metaphorically) with his mother has become Harry's goal, and will ultimately prove to be the path to Voldemort's destruction. His mother's love saved him and love has already provided Harry with a very powerful weapon against Voldemort, one which he cannot understand or fight. I expect mother figures--including Hagrid, Petunia, and Mrs. Weasley--and mother- love to be of utmost importance in the concluding books of the series. --Barb From pbnesbit at harpdreamer.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 16 21:34:35 2003 From: pbnesbit at harpdreamer.yahoo.invalid (harpdreamer) Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 21:34:35 -0000 Subject: Very OT- Hurricane Isabelle In-Reply-To: <20030916014206.33799.qmail@...> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, Wanda the *B*Witch wrote: > Praying for everybody's safety down south! Keep everyone informed of your safety. Will be worrying about online friends in harm's way.This is a monster about to strike, be careful. > > Wanda the *B*Witch and Her Muggles 100%- All praying and worrying for those in harm's way Thanks, Wanda! It looks like we in SC,GA, & FL are pretty much out of harm's way. We may feel some breezes from it, but they're expecting it to hit somewhere around the Outer Banks. It's also been downgraded to a Category 3, right now, & they expect it to lose more strength, down to a Category 2. Parker, *still* trying to understand the 'Hurricane Party' mentality From jkusalavagemd at jkusalavagemd.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 16 22:27:31 2003 From: jkusalavagemd at jkusalavagemd.yahoo.invalid (Haggridd) Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 22:27:31 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "psychic_serpent" wrote: > Sirius and Hagrid have both been parent-figures for Harry, although, > interestingly enough, I think Hagrid's relationship to him is more > motherly and Sirius' more fatherly. Hagrid baked for Harry and > provided a comforting womb-like refuge for him--a home away from > Gryffindor Tower; when he invites Ron and Hermione there, it's like > he's bringing his friends home to meet his mum, and when Malfoy > insults Hagrid early in the first book, it's like he's INSULTING > Harry's mum. (Which means it's hardly unsurprising that he doesn't > take well to Malfoy.) Also, when Hagrid delivered Harry to Surrey > (a childbirth metaphor, I believe) he behaved a bit like a mother > who'd just given birth being forced to give up her baby for > adoption. ME: There is perhaps nobody who is fonder of the character Hagrid than I (as witness my screen name). I think his loss would have proved eqqually as devastating to Harry, though Harry would have dealt with it as well as he has/will with the loss of Sirius. I question your assigning him a particularly maternal role, in contradisinction to Sirius's paternal role. It seems artificial. First, who is to say which roles are maternal? In the mystery genre, Spenser (written by Robert Parker) is a most virile "manly" man, and because he was raisd by his uncles in a unisex household, has learned to cook well and to love it. Hagrid's protective measures for Harry can be described as paternal, but also maternal in the way a mother linoness fights to defend her cubs from an attack by hyenas. I think that you can make a case that Hagrid fills a major "parental" role for Harry. The first loving family he has known in ten years-- and it is indeed familial in character. I find your comment below about search for mother interesting, because I noted Harry's very powerful reaction to Molly's calling herseld as good as a mother to him. This is a new note not heard before in canon, and dovetails nicly with the increased attention to Lily. > > I think this may show that Harry's search for a mother may soon move > to the fore of the series and become more important than his > previous search for a father--and the fact that JKR is slowly > leaking information to us about Lily and her sister, and > simultaneously depicting James as a fallible human plays into all of > that. It also brings us back to the fact that Lily is the real hero > of the first fall of Voldemort--her sacrifice saved Harry and > defeated the Great Dark Wizard. > ME: Here is where I think you hit thw nail on the head. OoP represented a switch in importance for Sirius and Hagrid. But Sirius's position is now frozen, because of his demise. Even though she has left herself an "out" with the Veil and the Archway, everything JKR has said about the sries, and abut the death of a major character leads me to believe she would not resort to one of these cheap measures to soften the loss of Sirius, or to have it both ways. So the death of Sirius, IMO, moots any choice of which parental figure Harry loves best. > I think OotP represents a change both in Harry's attitude toward > Sirius and toward Hagrid--they sort of switch places. Pre-OotP, > Hagrid was in fact more important to Harry than one would believe > from reading OotP. Harry was somewhat disconnected from Sirius by > necessity, first by dint of believing that Sirius had betrayed his > parents, then because Sirius was still on the run and they really > couldn't spend much time together. > > Harry's going back and forth (in OotP) on which parent figure is > more important to him feels very much like a real teenager waffling > on whether his mother or father is 'cooler.' It is a time in life > when a child is likely to 'choose' one parent over the other, which > inevitably results in a good deal of pain for the rejected parent. > This is another reason why Hagrid struck me as more 'motherly' than > Sirius--and his taking care of his 'little' brother also contributes > to that motherly image. In a way, Sirius and Hagrid were also > partners (dad and mum) in Harry's metaphorical rebirth as a Muggle > (his delivery to Surrey) since Sirius provided the motorcycle and > Hagrid actually got Harry there. > > > I didn't revise it so Hagrid would be dead because he's ugly, or > > because he's guileless, or for any reason OTHER than the fact that > > I happen to think that his presence is not as useful to Harry, > > going forward, as Sirius' would've been. And I mean useful in the > > emotional sense. > > > The story has become almost Oedipal, without the sexuality being > literal (as it never is with JKR). James, Harry's literal father, > had already died, and in OotP he died for Harry again when the > perfect, noble father was revealed to be something of a bully. His > substitute father, Sirius, died literally, but in truth that death > (to Harry) had begun metaphorically very close to the start of the > book when Harry had the opportunity to spend more time with Sirius > and find out that he was also not perfect, that he did not always > agree with Sirius and that sometimes he was annoyed by him and found > him hypocritical. This is a classic relationship between a father > and teenage son before the son decides that he needs to break away > from his father's influence to mature and become his own man-- > especially a father displaying so many undesirable traits that will > only hinder the boy in fulfilling his destiny. > > Only by breaking away from ALL of his fathers can Harry embrace the > legacy of his mother and defeat Voldemort, I believe. It's possible > that JKR didn't have to kill Sirius literally--it could have > continued to be metaphorical. But she didn't choose metaphor this > time--unless you believe, as I do, that Sirius' death represents the > parts of Harry that are similar to Sirius dying (of necessity) and > that, afterward, the new Harry will be reborn from Sirius' ashes. > (There are phoenix metaphors all through OotP.) > If there is any Oedipal breaking away from a father figure, I think we have seen it in OoP, but not with Sirius or Hagrid. I refer to that other, ultimate parental figure, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. In fact, if there is a theme for the book, other than recounting the run-up to VW II, it is Harry challenging Dumbledore's heretofor sacrosanct infallibility. psychic Serpent: I expect mother figures--including Hagrid, Petunia, and Mrs. Weasley--and mother- > love to be of utmost importance in the concluding books of the > series. > > --Barb Yes on the mother-love, no on your assignment of gender roles. (But I loved your reasoning) John (Haggridd) From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 16 23:09:18 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 23:09:18 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Haggridd" wrote: > If there is any Oedipal breaking away from a father figure, I > think we have seen it in OoP, but not with Sirius or Hagrid. I > refer to that other, ultimate parental figure, Albus Percival > Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. In fact, if there is a theme for the > book, other than recounting the run-up to VW II, it is Harry > challenging Dumbledore's heretofor sacrosanct infallibility. Well, I both agree and disagree with you. I didn't mention Dumbledore previously, but you're absolutely right that Harry is breaking away from him as well. He's breaking away from ALL of his father-figures, and the fit he threw in Dumbledore's office was perhaps the culmination of this in OotP. He's already seen that James had feet of clay, he was constantly at odds with Sirius, who is now dead, so there can be no reconciliation, and on top of all that, he feels that the previously-infallible Dumbledore has let him down. It is also ironic that it was by ASSOCIATING with Dumbledore--at least in name--that Harry was saved from expulsion. If the defense club had been called Potter's Army rather than Dumbledore's Army, Harry would have been up a creek. (Also worth noting: the name of the DA was Ginny's idea.) It's almost as though Harry is a young man who's finding his father's NAME useful for opening doors (or keeping him from being expelled, as the case may be), but not much else at this stage. He's at that point when his father figures are striking him as being monumentally useless and yet also far too distant. > psychic Serpent: > I expect mother figures--including Hagrid, Petunia, and Mrs. > Weasley--and mother-love to be of utmost importance in the > concluding books of the series. > Yes on the mother-love, no on your assignment of gender roles. Well, actually I'm doing quite the opposite of assigning gender- roles. The very fact that Hagrid is filling a nurturing, motherly role in Harry's life shows that someone doing this doesn't have to be a particular gender. There's quite a lot of gender-bending in the Potter books, actually. I wish I had had the chance to go to the session at Nimbus in which Harry and Hermione were discussed as transgender heroes (each of them embodying traits that are traditionally associated with the opposite gender), but scheduling difficulties interfered. I can't wait until the collected works of the presenters are available, though, so I can finally read about this theory in full! --Barb From jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid Wed Sep 17 02:26:18 2003 From: jflanagan1 at jamesf991.yahoo.invalid (Jim Flanagan) Date: Tue, 16 Sep 2003 22:26:18 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Very OT- Hurricane Isabelle References: <20030916014206.33799.qmail@...> Message-ID: <002001c37cc3$14903d50$0302a8c0@athena> Thanx, Wanda. We're battening down the hatches here in North Carolina. Jim Flanagan ----- Original Message ----- From: "Wanda the *B*Witch" To: "Harry Potter OT" Cc: "The Old Crowd from HPFGU" Sent: Monday, September 15, 2003 9:42 PM Subject: [the_old_crowd] Very OT- Hurricane Isabelle > Praying for everybody's safety down south! Keep everyone informed of your safety. Will be worrying about online friends in harm's way.This is a monster about to strike, be careful. > > Wanda the *B*Witch and Her Muggles 100%- All praying and worrying for those in harm's way > > > --------------------------------- > Do you Yahoo!? > Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: > the_old_crowd-unsubscribe at yahoogroups.com > > > > Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ > > From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 18 21:04:16 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 21:04:16 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Heidi: >>It's just that Hagrid didn't handle things as sensibly as he could have, regarding Grawp. I admit, I may be misremembering the book here, but I did just listen to the bit of OotP when Firenze told Harry to tell Hagrid that his attempt was not working, and I don't think that Hagrid had spoken with Dumbledore before bringing Grawp back to the forest either. I'm not suggesting that Hagrid, or anyone else, should've tried to *kill* Grawp, and I am sure that JKR will have some use for the giant later in the series, and that's why he had to be in the forest, but had Hagrid been more sensible, he could have organized things better. There is a very big difference between "dead" and "located elsewhere" and I think you're skimming over it in the leap you made in your last post. << Er, wait. You're supposing that Hagrid, on a mission for the Order, somehow managed to smuggle a twelve foot Giant out of Europe, over the Channel and into a Scottish forest without Dumbledore's knowledge, much less his help? I'm sure that Dumbledore and McGonagall knew all about Grawp and supported what Hagrid was trying to do. IMO, Firenze resorted to using Harry as a conduit because he knew Hagrid would listen only to Harry or Dumbledore, and Dumbledore wasn't cooperating. Hagrid turned to Harry as a last resort when Dumbledore was not available and McGonagall was in no position to help without arousing Umbridge. In choosing Harry to provide for Grawp, Hagrid put Harry into a position very similar to the one Petunia found herself in when Harry showed up on her doorstep. Which, I think, is *the* reason JKR put Grawp in the forest and is one of the most significant developments in OOP. Pippin: > Is it the same reason that clever handsome > Sirius, who told Harry to judge a man by how he treats his > inferiors, is thought more worthy to survive than guileless, ugly > Hagrid, who doesn't think anyone has to be ashamed of what > they are? Heidi: >>Wha? Huh? Are you trying to say that my post yesterday, and ancillary fic, were created out of some sort of presumption that Sirius is more worthy to live than Hagrid? << You said that your fic was created to "give a more fitting end to chapter 35" . I interpreted that as "It is more fitting for Sirius to live than Hagrid." Thanks for explaining further. Heidi: >>I played with the story and gave it the resolution I did because I wanted to still include a death that *would* be devestating to Harry in the moment - I don't think he would've been quite as hysterical if, say, Moody or Tonks had died, and it's not like Molly was *there* at the time - but would have had less reprucussions on his future. << Well, I have to disagree about the repercussions. IMO, the relationship between Harry and Sirius that fell to ashes in OOP would have been doomed even if Sirius hadn't died, even if he'd been free of Grimmauld Place. Molly and Hermione testify to Sirius's need to see Harry as James. IMO, it works the other way too. It wasn't Sirius Harry was so desperate to connect with. It was James. When Harry demands an accounting for Snape's memory, it's *James's* motives and history he's concerned with, even though Sirius was there too. At the very end, Harry sorrows for the question about *James* he never got to ask, even though Sirius's past is just as much a mystery. This, IMO is why when Harry and Sirius are together for any length of time their connection fades instead of deepening. It's why Harry not only doesn't use the Mirror, but isn't even tempted by it. The real Sirius isn't as satisfying as the imagined one because the real Sirius isn't, and never could be, James. If Sirius had lived I don't know if either of them could have escaped the shadow of James and forged a relationship in which they were valued for themselves alone. IMHO, in the end Harry will realize he can replace his father only as he did in PoA; by taking his father's place. Harry must do the things his father failed to do: accord with Snape, expose the secret traitor and finally save his beloved from Voldemort.(SHIPping Note: this is why I don't see H/H as a long term possibility. It would be a waste of Hermione's heroic potential for her to need Harry to rescue her from Lord V.) Pippin From psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid Thu Sep 18 22:23:09 2003 From: psychic_serpent at psychic_serpent.yahoo.invalid (psychic_serpent) Date: Thu, 18 Sep 2003 22:23:09 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" wrote: > When Harry demands an accounting for Snape's memory, it's > *James's* motives and history he's concerned with, even though > Sirius was there too. At the very end, Harry sorrows for the > question about *James* he never got to ask, even though > Sirius's past is just as much a mystery. > > This, IMO is why when Harry and Sirius are together for any > length of time their connection fades instead of deepening. It's > why Harry not only doesn't use the Mirror, but isn't even tempted > by it. The real Sirius isn't as satisfying as the imagined one > because the real Sirius isn't, and never could be, James. If > Sirius had lived I don't know if either of them could have > escaped the shadow of James and forged a relationship in which > they were valued for themselves alone. Yes! Neither one was seeing the other person for who he really was. And neither was satisfied with the other person--Sirius thought that Harry wasn't enough like James, and Harry wasn't satisfied with Sirius, either, although I think it was because he wasn't literally his father, not because he necessarily wanted him to be like the prat he saw in the Pensieve. The fact that he wondered why his mother ever married his father was a clear indication that he was getting 'over' James, and perhaps the idea of finding a substitute father in general. As you say below, the solution is for him to become his own father, which is reminiscent of that line in Wordsworth's "My heart leaps up"--The child is father of the man. So perhaps PoA was strangely prophetic during the episode when Harry mistook himself for James. After reading OotP, I'm finding many things in the earlier books (especially the first one) to be possible indications of foreshadowing, even though certain episodes previously did not come across that way at all. > IMHO, in the end Harry will realize he can replace his father only > as he did in PoA; by taking his father's place. Harry must do the > things his father failed to do: accord with Snape, expose the > secret traitor and finally save his beloved from > Voldemort.(SHIPping Note: this is why I don't see H/H as a long > term possibility. It would be a waste of Hermione's heroic > potential for her to need Harry to rescue her from Lord V.) Well, I'm not sure he needs to find accord with Snape as much as Snape needs to stop visiting the sins of the father on the son. If he hadn't done that to begin with, they probably wouldn't have the adversarial relationship that they do. Harry has been responding to Snape's patent unfairness all along. He's lived with that all of his live, at the Dursleys, and perhaps he thought he could escape it at Hogwarts. Just as Sirius needed to see that Harry wasn't James, Snape needs to see that as well. I don't really see that as Harry's problem but Snape's. Now, I would have thought exposing the secret traitor would have been a priority before OotP, but that's when the purpose of that would seem to have been to clear Sirius. As that is no longer a concern (although he could be cleared posthumously, I suppose), Peter must serve some other purpose. (I thought it was weird that he was nowhere to be seen in OotP.) It seemed that Dumbledore telling Harry that Peter is indebted to him was a clear foreshadowing of Peter turning on Voldemort and doing something to benefit the good guys. Does NO ONE else see Peter redeeming himself? Probably only just before buying the farm, yeah, but still. ;) I also don't see Harry rescuing a damsel-in-distress from Voldemort as part of the climactic conclusion (pun intended ) to the series. I sort of think he's already been there and done that in CoS. At that stage, Ginny was young enough to be truly helpless. At this point in the series, none of the possible female candidates for Harry-counterparts are really frail and helpless enough for this to ring true. The damsels have all grown up and are forces to be reckoned with in their own right. --Barb From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Fri Sep 19 16:44:47 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Fri, 19 Sep 2003 16:44:47 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: I said: > IMHO, in the end Harry will realize he can replace his father only as he did in PoA; by taking his father's place. Harry must do the things his father failed to do: accord with Snape, expose the secret traitor and finally save his beloved from Voldemort. (SHIPping Note: this is why I don't see H/H as a long term possibility. It would be a waste of Hermione's heroic potential for her to need Harry to rescue her from Lord V.)< Barb: >>Well, I'm not sure he needs to find accord with Snape as much as Snape needs to stop visiting the sins of the father on the son. If he hadn't done that to begin with, they probably wouldn't have the adversarial relationship that they do. Harry has been responding to Snape's patent unfairness all along. He's lived with that all of his live, at the Dursleys, and perhaps he thought he could escape it at Hogwarts. Just as Sirius needed to see that Harry wasn't James, Snape needs to see that as well. I don't really see that as Harry's problem but Snape's.<< "At the sight of [Snape] Harry felt a great rush of hatred beyond anything he felt toward Malfoy... Whatever Dumbledore said, he would never forgive Snape...never..." --OOP ch.38 Snape basically has stopped seeing Harry as James, IMO. The Occlumency lessons did that much good at least. Trouble is, Harry can't bear to think that Sirius died because he, Harry, was hoodwinked by Voldemort. Harry doesn't know how to forgive himself for that and so he's displaced all his guilty feelings on to Snape. As of the end of OOP, the undeserved hatred shoe is on the other foot. Barb: >>Now, I would have thought exposing the secret traitor would have been a priority before OotP, but that's when the purpose of that would seem to have been to clear Sirius. As that is no longer a concern (although he could be cleared posthumously, I suppose), Peter must serve some other purpose. (I thought it was weird that he was nowhere to be seen in OotP.) It seemed that Dumbledore telling Harry that Peter is indebted to him was a clear foreshadowing of Peter turning on Voldemort and doing something to benefit the good guys. Does NO ONE else see Peter redeeming himself? Probably only just before buying the farm, yeah, but still. ;)<< Yes! Yes! I didn't want to clutter my post with Evil!Lupin theory, but yes, Peter will redeem himself. IMO, Peter was absent from OOP because JKR isn't ready to reveal that he wasn't the chief traitor to the Order. Barb: >>I also don't see Harry rescuing a damsel-in-distress from Voldemort as part of the climactic conclusion (pun intended ) to the series. I sort of think he's already been there and done that in CoS. At that stage, Ginny was young enough to be truly helpless. At this point in the series, none of the possible female candidates for Harry-counterparts are really frail and helpless enough for this to ring true. The damsels have all grown up and are forces to be reckoned with in their own right.<< No, I don't think Ginny needs to reprise her fainting damsel routine. But I wouldn't call Lily frail and helpless either. When all else failed, Lily died in an act of passive resistance. That scenario has to repeat itself so that Harry can do what James did not and make such a sacrifice unnecessary. It would be a waste of Hermione's long struggle to get to the point where she doesn't freeze in battle (she's there!) and fights to win (erm, not quite), to cast her in the passive resistance role at the end. As for Luna, she is so strong in her acceptance already that for her to be the one who accepts her death as the price of victory would seem too pat. Pippin From catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid Sat Sep 20 06:40:27 2003 From: catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid (Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)) Date: Sat, 20 Sep 2003 06:40:27 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP was Redeeming Hagrid In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" wrote: << When all else failed, Lily died in an act of passive resistance. That scenario has to repeat itself so that Harry can do what James did not and make such a sacrifice unnecessary. >> What are you proposing that James should have done? By the time that Voldemort found their hidey-hole, James shouted to Lily to take Harry and run away while James held him off (as long as he could). He needed to be better at dodging Avada Kedavra so that he could have held him off long enough that Lily *could* have run away? << As for Luna, she is so strong in her acceptance already that for her to be the one who accepts her death as the price of victory would seem too pat. >> To me, OoP shows that JKR is more willing to be pat than we are. For example, Hermione's blackmail of Rita Skeeter worked just fine despite so many listies predicting it would come back to bite her. From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 22 02:12:00 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 02:12:00 -0000 Subject: Rewriting OotP was Redeeming Hagrid In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)" wrote: > --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" wrote: > > << When all else failed, Lily died in an act of passive resistance. > That scenario has to repeat itself so that Harry can do what James > did not and make such a sacrifice unnecessary. >> > > What are you proposing that James should have done? Lily died because James, or she and James, trusted the wrong person. I think Harry will have to make better choices than James did. Pippin From heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 22 11:30:59 2003 From: heidit at heiditandy.yahoo.invalid (heiditandy) Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 11:30:59 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" wrote: > Er, wait. You're supposing that Hagrid, on a mission for the > Order, somehow managed to smuggle a twelve foot Giant out of > Europe, over the Channel and into a Scottish forest without > Dumbledore's knowledge, much less his help? Yes, I am. I am *sure* that Dumbledore had previously given Hagrid instructions on where to travel (i.e. a map) if he did return with any giants, and I'm also quite sure that Madame Maxime assisted Hagrid in getting his trip back started, as shown here in Chapter 30: 'Did Madame Maxime want to bring him back?' asked Harry. 'She - well, she could see it was right importan' ter me,' said Hagrid, twisting his enormous hands. 'Bu' - bu' she got a bit tired o' him after a while, I must admit so we split up on the journey home she promised not ter tell anyone, though " 'How on earth did you get him back without anyone noticing?' said Harry. 'Well, tha's why it took so long, see,' said Hagrid. 'Could on'y travel by nigh' an' through wild country an' stuff. Course, he covers the ground pretty well when he wants ter, but he kep' wantin' ter go back.' ************ Clearly, from what Hagrid said, she stayed with them in the initial stage of their return trip - perhaps a week or two? - and that help, rather than any help from Dumbledore, is what assisted Hagrid. > > I'm sure that Dumbledore and McGonagall knew all about Grawp > and supported what Hagrid was trying to do. IMO, Firenze > resorted to using Harry as a conduit because he knew Hagrid > would listen only to Harry or Dumbledore, and Dumbledore > wasn't cooperating. IMO, Minerva didn't know anything about it - if she had, or at least if Hagrid had thought she had, he would've gone to her to ask for help, rather than to Harry and Hermione (and Ron in absentia). And while I think that once Hagrid returned Dumbledore may've known about it because of Hagrid's injuries, he knew about it in the way that he's demonstrated knowing things about Harry from time to time - and not getting in the way of what the person is trying to do. > > Hagrid turned to Harry as a last resort when Dumbledore was > not available and McGonagall was in no position to help without > arousing Umbridge. In choosing Harry to provide for Grawp, > Hagrid put Harry into a position very similar to the one Petunia > found herself in when Harry showed up on her doorstep. Which, I > think, is *the* reason JKR put Grawp in the forest and is one of > the most significant developments in OOP. Oh, I just think she put him there because she'll need him, somehow, in a later book - and am I the only one who thought Hermione was leading Umbridge to Grawp when they went into the forrest a few chapters later? I was thinking a very Sondheim-esque fairy tale combination involving feeding the wicked witch to the giant. From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Mon Sep 22 19:26:06 2003 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 19:26:06 -0000 Subject: Redeeming Hagrid was Rewriting OotP In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Heidi: I am *sure* that Dumbledore had previously given Hagrid instructions on where to travel (i.e. a map) if he did return with any giants, and I'm also quite sure that Madame Maxime assisted Hagrid in getting his trip back started, as shown here in Chapter 30: > > 'Did Madame Maxime want to bring him back?' asked Harry. > > 'She - well, she could see it was right importan' ter me,' said > Hagrid, twisting his enormous hands. 'Bu' - bu' she got a bit tired o' him after a while, I must admit so we split up on the journey home she promised not ter tell anyone, though " Pippin: But Dumbledore would have wondered why Hagrid was delayed, particularly if Madame Maxime kept her promise and told Dumbledore that no giants had agreed to come back with them. Dumbledore would have investigated, if only to assure himself that Hagrid hadn't been taken by Dementors and tossed into some foreign equivalent of Azkaban. Also if Dumbledore made arrangements for Hagrid to bring giants back with him, he must have given thought to where the Giants were going to stay. This would neatly explain why Harry doesn't have to concern himself with Grawp's feeding (canon) and sanitary arrangements (assumed) even though he is penned...Dumbledore's magic has taken care of it all. Pippin: > > I'm sure that Dumbledore and McGonagall knew all about Grawp Heidi: > IMO, Minerva didn't know anything about it - if she had, or at least if Hagrid had thought she had, he would've gone to her to ask for help, rather than to Harry and Hermione (and Ron in absentia). < It's got to be obvious even to Hagrid that Umbridge is looking for excuses to sack everyone who's too close to Dumbledore. You also wouldn't need to be a seer to figure out that McGonagall and Umbridge are going to lock wands sooner or later. "Only one queen in a hive," as Terry Pratchett puts it. And I can see McGonagall, who certainly seems to be very protective of Hagrid, warning him that if he's not going without a fight, he's not going to fight alone. Harry's a safer choice: Umbridge *doesn't* want to expel Harry once she's got rid of Dumbledore...she wants the boy under her control, not his. Of course, Hagrid can't have expected to Harry to stay at Hogwarts for the summer either, so he must have made further arrangements we don't know about. Hagrid probably figured he'd be able to sneak back onto the grounds once term was over and Umbridge left. Heidi: And > while I think that once Hagrid returned Dumbledore may've known about it because of Hagrid's injuries, he knew about it in the way that he's demonstrated knowing things about Harry from time to time - and not getting in the way of what the person is trying to do. < Exactly! So when Firenze tells Dumbledore that Hagrid's got to be told to stop, Dumbledore either pretends he doesn't know what Firenze is talking about, or flat out refuses to interfere. When Dumbledore trusts you, he doesn't get in the way of what you're trying to do. Pippin said: In choosing Harry to provide for Grawp, Hagrid put Harry into a position very similar to the one Petunia found herself in when Harry showed up on her doorstep. Which, I think, is *the* reason JKR put Grawp in the forest and is one of the most significant developments in OOP. Heidi: > Oh, I just think she put him there because she'll need him, somehow, in a later book - and am I the only one who thought Hermione was leading Umbridge to Grawp when they went into the forrest a few chapters later? I was thinking a very Sondheim-esque fairy tale combination involving feeding the wicked witch to the giant.< JKR obviously had a darker theme in mind...offering a virgin sacrifice to the monsters. Hermione's hubris, which I expected to bite her when she kidnapped Rita, finally took its toll here. Of course it's Grawp who helped her escape a fate worse than death. The leaves and twigs which seem to be permanently attached to Umbridge's hair when she comes out of the forest suggest that something really strange happened in there. Am I the only one who sees a parallel between Petunia's choice to assume responsibility for Harry and Harry's choice to assume responsibility for Grawp? -------- "She may have taken you grudgingly, furiously, unwillingly, bitterly, yet still she took you, and in doing so, she sealed the charm..." "I explained what I had done in the letter I had left...She knows that allowing you houseroom..." "I suspected that she might need reminding of the pact she sealed by taking you...the dementor attack might have awoken her to the dangers of having you for a surrogate son. " ---- "Harry could not think of a single thing to say. What was going to happen when somebody found out Hagrid had hidden Grawp in the Forest? And he had promised that he, Ron, and Hermione would continue Hagrid's totally pointless attempts to civilize the giant...How could Hagrid, even with his immense capacity to delude himself that fanged monsters were lovably harmless, fool himself that Grawp would ever be fit to mix with humans?" --- Change the nouns, and that could be Petunia, having second thoughts about her pact with Dumbledore. Pippin From estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid Tue Sep 23 01:12:09 2003 From: estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid (Randy Estes) Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 18:12:09 -0700 (PDT) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: There Be Giants Ahead was Redeeming Hagrid In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <20030923011209.35131.qmail@...> Regarding Giants.... If you look at the end of Sorcerer's Stone at the different challenges that Harry faced to get to the stone, there are several interesting things. Someone else brought this up about parallels with the ending of Book One and the seven books in the series. If you look at the next to the last task, you see Snape's potion challenge. It describes the different bottles of potions. It also says: "Neither dwarf nor giant holds death in their insides." I think the next book has dwarf and giant stories to tell! Since both are considered inferiors to wizards, Padfoot's remark about how one treats his inferiors seems important to this too. Harry will obviously befriend the giants and dwarves and they will help him somehow. I also wonder about the line that reads: "Three of us are killers, waiting hidden in line." I think Book One has lots of clues for the series. Randy > Heidi: > > Oh, I just think she put him there because she'll > need him, > somehow, in a later book - > --- > === message truncated === __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com