Babies. Re: [the_old_crowd] Is there anybody there?

[Amanda Geist]

> Heidi wrote:
> 
> <JoAnna - congratulations! There seems
> to be a baby boom in the fandom - >

Sait:> 
> Which is by passing me completely.
> Really, so unfair.  I want a baby!!

*ahem*

Said the night wind, to the mommy's ear,
Do you hear what I hear?
Waking you again, mommy dear,
Do you hear what I hear?
A child, a child,
Crying in the night,
And his dad is out like a light,
Yes, his dad is out like a light.

Said the mom to the daddy snoring there,
Do you smell what I smell?
Wake and deal with that, snoring dad,
Do you smell what I smell?
He pooped, he pooped,
And I bet it leaked,
So he's not just hungry, he reeks,
Yes, he's not just hungry, he reeks.

Said the dad to his hungry baby boy,
Do you see what I see?
Now that you're all clean, hungry boy,
Do you see what I see?
They're huge, they're great, 
Lovely sight to see,
And they're all for you, not for me,
Yes, they're all for you, not for me.

Said the mom, to the daddy in the dark,
Do you know what I know?
As you lay him down, sneakily;
Do you know what I know?
He'll sleep, he'll sleep
Close his little eyes
For about an hour, till he cries,
Till about an hour, when he cries.

Said the dad, to the mom, in 18 months,
Do you want what I want...?
C'mon, sexy thing--he's asleep--
Do you want what I want?
"Oh, yes"; "Do that";
And it goeth on,
For we never, ever, will learn,
No we never, ever will learn.

~Amanda.
aka VoldeMom