Harry Potter joke

[quigonginger]

Jeralyn asked for it.  Remember that.

> I'm currently rereading GOF, and have stumbled upon something I 
think would 
> be fun.  In the opening feast, Dumbledore begins a joke:
> 
> "...I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a 
hag, and a 
> leprechaun who all go into a bar..."
> 
> Unfortunately, McGonagall cuts him off before he can finish.
> 
> So your mission, should you choose to accept, is to finish the 
joke.  Any 
> takers?


A troll, a hag and a leprechaun all go into a bar.  The place is 
packed.  The band is playing.  There's hardly a seat left open.  As 
soon as they walk in, the troll takes a run towards the bar, 
scattering patrons left and right and toppling drinks.  As soon as he 
reaches the end of the bar, he hits it with his club, and keeps 
running, smashing it lengthwise.

The hag glares down at the leprechaun and says, "You just had to tell 
him we were expecting a really big bash."

Ok, it's the best I could do off the top of my head.
Take care, y'all, Ginger