[the_old_crowd] Re: Jasper Fforde

[Randy Estes]

Just a note to the wise....

You can protect your household from Evil spirits
including SEBs with the help of Killer Dust Bunnies.

Too much cleaning removes the protection of the Killer
Dust Bunnies or KDBs.  So don't overdo it!

We often sacrifice old socks to the KDBs in our house.
 They demand sacrifices.  You may have wondered what
happens to the lost sock mate in the dryer.  The KDBs
have merely taken the sock to a better place.

Red Eye Randy

--- carolynwhite2 <carolynwhite2 at ...> wrote:

> --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "kneasy"
> <arrowsmithbt at b...> 
> wrote:
> > 
> > And I'm distressed at your choice of best scene. 
> > Anger management? Dear, oh dear.
> > Sorry, but it has to be the performance of R3 at
> the Ritz, Swindon.
> > 
> > Kneasy
> 
> No, no, it has to be Thursday's night out with Spike
> from Spec-Ops17 -
>  extracting a SEB (Supreme Evil Being) from his own
> head with a 
> vacuum cleaner..
> 
> 'you see, unlike conventional vacuum cleaners, this
> one works on a 
> dual cyclone principle that traps dust and evil
> spirits by powerful 
> centrifugal force. Since there is no bag there is no
> loss of suction -
>  you can use a lower wattage motor there's a hose
> action - and a 
> small brush for stair carpets.'
> 
> 'You find evil spirits in stair carpets?'
> 'No, by my stair carpets need cleaning just the same
> as anyone 
> else's.'
> 
> Note from Spike:
> 'Every SEB I ever captured considered itself not
> only the worst 
> personification of unadulterated evil that ever
> stalked this earth, 
> but also the *only* personification of unadulterated
> evil that ever 
> stalked the earth. It must have been quite a
> surprise - and not a 
> little galling - to be locked away with several
> thousand other SEB's, 
> all pretty much the same, in row upon row of plain
> glass jars at the 
> Loathsome Id Containment Facility.'
> 
> Carolyn
> utterly convinced this is a dig at
> Voldy-the-hopeless-evil-overlord, 
> what's in Harry's head, and the things in glass jars
> in Snape's 
> office.
> 
> 



		
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