[the_old_crowd] Ethics, Schmethics

Waldo Glatisant waldoglatisant at waldoglatisant.yahoo.invalid
Tue Aug 16 18:45:38 UTC 2005



--- Abeforth's goat baaa'd:

[regarding the morality of using truth serum to force
info in the context of serving the greater good]

> ... And if that doesn't work,
> just let them live in
> an, umm, nice, politically unplottable little island
> not too far from an
> evil-magical superpower somewhere in the Caribbean.
> Put them on a bit of
> a diet (a little thinning never hurt anybody) and
> don't let them sleep
> too much (sloth is evil too, you know) and play some
> other harmless
> games with their precious wee noggins. 

Waldo Glatisant bays like 20 hounds in return: 
[In a faux Texan twang, with undertones of blueblood,
silver spoons, and New England prep schools]

Well, ah'm gonna make it real simple, see? 
Y'see we're the good guys, see?  Them other guys are
the evil guys, y'see?  They are `evil-doers,' and that
is why they are evil. We fight against them, because
we are *good.*  Now, the answer's obvious, of course
... sticking them boys in chicken wire crates on
Azkaban and hooking 'em up to the jumper cables
while's we give it a little gas ... well ... it's
gotta be *good* right,  see'in as how we're the *good*
guys,  and they're the *evil doers*, right?  Makes
perfect sense, don't it?  
[breaking into evil maniacal laughter "Mmhmm
oowahahahaha ... AAAH Ha Ha ha!!]

- Waldo 


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