The Chosen One_ Police Filk

[Randy]

Someone sent me an email to request a Harry Potter filk sung to the 
tune of "King of Pain" by Sting and the Police.

Here it is.

The Chosen One

Sung to the tune "King of Pain" by Sting and the Police

Words by Randy Estes

There's a Death Eater's mark in the Sky today.
It's a symbol that Dumbledore has gone away.
There's a teacher that's caught in a spinner's web.
Cause his job is now done and his headmaster's dead.

I have stood here before when I first used my wand
And faced a man in a turban with the Sorcerer's stone
I guess I'm always hoping that this battle is done
But it's my destiny to be the Chosen One!

There's a lightning bolt scar on my aching head.
That's my soul's despair.
It's the one that I got on the night I dread.
That's my soul's despair.
There's a flash of green light and my mother's dead.
That's my soul's despair.
Because she yelled at her foe: "to just take her instead!"
That's my soul's despair.

I have stood here before with my best friend Ron.
Against Tom Riddle's Diary whose memory is now gone.
I guess I'm always hoping that this battle is done
But it's my destiny to be the Chosen One!

There's a Man and a Dog who just fell through the veil
That's my soul's despair.
And he'd already suffered twelve long years in jail
That's my soul's despair.
He was wrongly accused of both my parents' deaths
That's my soul's despair.
And it seems I lost him too soon after we first met
That's my soul's despair.

I have stood here before with all my loved ones gone
And now I'm staring blindly at the setting sun
I guess I'm always hoping that this battle is done
But it's my destiny to be the Chosen One!



There's a basilisk corpse with his eyes torn out
There was a Mad Eye Moody who was Barty Crouch
There's a rich man sleeping in a prison cell
And his son's afraid to cast the AK spell.

There's a werewolf who has now lost his three best friends.
That's my soul's despair.
There are a lot of us wondering how the story ends.
That's my soul's despair.

There's a Death Eater's Mark in the Sky today
It's a symbol that Dumbledore has gone away!

I have stood here before to hear the Phoenix song
But I think he flew off now that Dumbledore's gone
I guess I'm always hoping that this battle is done
But it's my destiny to be the Chosen One!

Chosen One
I must fight on! Chosen One!
I`ll always be the Chosen One!

Red <0> Randy

Hey, you asked for it!