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Barry Arrowsmith arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid
Fri Dec 2 20:07:28 UTC 2005


--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "davewitley" <dfrankiswork at n...> wrote:
> 
> A liberal wouldn't bite.  

Really?
Maybe you know best - though whenever I have a chat to one they
always seem to end up foaming at the mouth and chewing the furniture.
Odd that. Perhaps it was something I said. 

> Shouldn't that be "...was subjected to a progressive tax regime by..."?

Ooh, yes please! An extra 5% for owning a Volvo, 10% for naming your
kids Damien or Clarissa, 15% to pay for the counselling to stressed-out
nesting spuggits bothered by Bill Oddie look-a-likes, 20% for wearing a 
Fair-Isle sweater and the full 50% if they work at the BBC. Seems fair.
 
> 
> Presumably a Thestral patronus would be effective only against those 
> Dementors that had lost a loved one - unfair, but there it is.
> 

Quite possibly.
Though since Dementors thrive on misery, shouldn't that be 'lost
someone they heartily disliked"? There's nothing so vulnerable as a
happy Dementor.

Kneasy







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