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Barry Arrowsmith
arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid
Fri Dec 2 20:07:28 UTC 2005
--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "davewitley" <dfrankiswork at n...> wrote:
>
> A liberal wouldn't bite.
Really?
Maybe you know best - though whenever I have a chat to one they
always seem to end up foaming at the mouth and chewing the furniture.
Odd that. Perhaps it was something I said.
> Shouldn't that be "...was subjected to a progressive tax regime by..."?
Ooh, yes please! An extra 5% for owning a Volvo, 10% for naming your
kids Damien or Clarissa, 15% to pay for the counselling to stressed-out
nesting spuggits bothered by Bill Oddie look-a-likes, 20% for wearing a
Fair-Isle sweater and the full 50% if they work at the BBC. Seems fair.
>
> Presumably a Thestral patronus would be effective only against those
> Dementors that had lost a loved one - unfair, but there it is.
>
Quite possibly.
Though since Dementors thrive on misery, shouldn't that be 'lost
someone they heartily disliked"? There's nothing so vulnerable as a
happy Dementor.
Kneasy
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