Filk: Run Off With Severus Snape, Dear

[Randy]

Red Eye Randy is on another roll, so here is yet
another Christmas Filk Song.....

The Scene:

Bellatrix feels the holiday spirit and sings this song
to young Draco one night during his Occlumency
lessons.....



Run Off With Severus Snape, Dear

(sung to the tune of "Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer"

Run off with Severus Snape, Dear
He's the one Narcissa chose
And if you fail the Dark Lord
He's the one whose life gets hosed

He'll help your mother's pain, dear
Cissy never called him names
She felt he'd help get you off
Death from He Who'll Not Be Named

Cause one night at Spinner's End
Severus made a vow
If Draco should lose his fight
Snape steps in to end his plight

Then Bellatrix can trust him
Once he does the dirty deed
Run off with Severus Snape, dear
He'll fulfill the Dark Lord's need!

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