Filk: The DE Yuletide Song

[bluesqueak]

Another one for the Christmas filk challenge.

To the tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open 
fire)


House Elves roasting on an open fire,
Green skulls shining on your home.
Tortured screaming that will sound like a choir,
And folks dressed up in old dark robes.

Everybody knows a muggle and some
Crucio help to make the season bright.
Voldemort with his eyes all aglow
Will make it hard to sleep tonight.

You know that Voldy's on his way,
He's loaded lots of ghouls and werewolves
on his sleigh.

And ev'ry DE's
Child is gonna spy to see if
Dumbledore did know how to fly.

As so, as you hunt up some
Shielding spells, for all from
One to ninety-two

Altho' it's been said many times,
We'll just say:
"A Dark Yuletide, to you."




Pip!Squeak
"Where do you think I would have been all these years, if I had not 
known how to act?" - Severus Snape