Death Eaters Song
Randy Estes
estesrandy at estesrandy.yahoo.invalid
Wed Feb 2 02:37:41 UTC 2005
A Death Eater Song about those not so evil guys in the
books.
Words by Randy Estes
(Sung to the tune of "Goldfinger")
Death Eaters ! (trumpet BWA BWAAAA BWA!)
Sort of Mean!
But they just don't scare us much!
Death Eaters ! (BWA BWAAAA BWA !)
Beat up kids!
And old people who aren't too tough !
They're not too swift!
They might give you a lift!
But then even if...
You'll be okay
The very next day
Because they're just....
Death Eaters ! (BWA BWAAA BWA !)
Voldy's Gang !
They must do his every whim!
Death Eaters ! (BWA BWAAA BWA !)
Sing "Auld Lang Syne"
Their days are all behind them !
Cause Harry's here !
So be of good cheer.
He'll kick Voldy's bum
And send them all home
Put a fork in them
They're all Done !!!!
--- Sean Dwyer <ewe2 at ...> wrote:
> On Fri, Jan 28, 2005 at 11:42:51AM -0600, Smythe,
> Boyd T {FLNA} wrote:
> >
> > Kneasy, another wonderfully soul-staining take on
> the "villains" in the
> > Potterverse.
>
> Yes, it's been enthralling. I never cease to wonder
> at how many angles you can
> look at this from!
>
> > Is anybody else out there actually rooting for
> Lord Thingy to finally look
> > the part in HBP? Kill a few key adults (DD,
> please!) and a couple of
> > students, maybe even a treacherous DE for fun? And
> all in a *very* foul way.
> > And, most importantly, that nothing good happens
> to offset those
> > deaths--yet.
> >
> > Otherwise, we're not talking about good triumphing
> over evil.
>
> I have the occasional fear that the rabbit may
> refuse to leave the hat...then
> Kneasy comes along and reminds me that there's
> always an angle an author can
> cheat you with. Rowling strikes me as a student of
> Christie, in which case the
> herring will be very red indeed.
>
> > Of course, the other option is that LV represents
> something larger, such as
> > the recurring baddie or the world of magic, as
> proposed by others. Running
> > out of time on those predictions, though....
>
> Whether we like it or not, I feel Rowling will
> ignore that unless it justifies
> plot. We hear a lot, for example, about the enormous
> importance of Harry to
> the WW but only because Harry hears that, or perhaps
> that he focusses on it,
> is a better way to put it. Only because Voldy is
> prepared to make use of the
> historical tensions of the WW are those tensions
> even employed.
>
> I'd like to know why she is interested in killing
> major characters, and what
> the whole death theme is leading up to. That's
> certainly a theme she has to
> stick to.
>
> --
> Mac OS X. Because re-branding NeXTStep was easier
> than fixing Mac OS.
>
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