Voldy needs YOU

[mooseming]

Exciting vacancies for the ambitious and disaffected in HBP?

Surely JK isn't going to spring the DE's from Azkaban *again*, 
they're not doing the hokey-cokey from chokey you know.

So who's ripe for Voldy's recruitment drive?

Fudge
Percy
Umbridge
Uncle Algy
Baggy

They're all in line to visit the local tattoo parlour
..entrance 
fee - one death (accredited).

Let's not forget the youth contingent either, if they ain't hanging 
with the DA's are they down with the VD's (Voldy's darlin's)?

Major Malfoy Minor, commander in chief
?

Do we anticipate gang violence in the corridors of Hogwart's, 
rumbles in the playground, love across the divide leading to 
assisted suicide (oh no that's Romeo and Juliet isn't it)?

Regards
Jo