HBP - spoilers - that textbook
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jmmears at serenadust.yahoo.invalid
Wed Jul 20 21:45:17 UTC 2005
Vikings: snape snape snape snape...
Waitress: ...snape snape snape egg and snape; snape snape snape
snape baked beans ...snape snape snape
Vikings: Snape! Lovely snape! Lovely snape!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce
served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished
with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and snape.
Wife: Have you got anything without snape?
Waitress: Well, there's snape egg sausage and snape, that's not got
much snape in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY snape!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon snape and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got snape in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much snape in it as snape egg sausage and snape,
has it?
Vikings: Snape snape snape snape... (Crescendo through next few
lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon snape and sausage without the snape
then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
That should be enough snaper space...
Kneasy wrote:
> It's that Advanced Potion-Making thing:
>
> "It was nearly fifty years old. Neither his father, nor his
father's
> friends, had been at Hogwarts fifty years ago."
>
> But Tom was there in the mid-40's, and Tom was a brilliant student.
> I haven't heard anyone say the same of Sevvy, have you?
>
> We've been told that Voldy isn't the HBP. Has is actually been
spelled
> out that Tom isn't either? 'Cos unless it has Jo might be doing a
Dobby.
>
> If it did belong to Tom and Sevvy 'inherited' or otherwise
acquired it
> during his time at Hogwarts, what would be the significance?
> Oh, while I'm here, does anyone know of a description of Snape's
> handwriting that is his for sure?
Page 637, Chapter 30, Scholastic
"Well, it's just that I was sort of right about the Half-Blood
Prince business," she said tentatively.
<snip>
"No - no- Harry, I didn't mean that!" she said hastily, looking
around to check that they were not being overheard. "It's just that
I was right about Eileen Prince once owning the book. You
see ...she was Snape's mother!"
<snip>
"I was going through the rest of the old Prophets and there was a
tiny announcement about Eileen Prince marrying a man called Tobias
Snape, and then later an announcement saying that she'd given birth
to a --"
So, you see that while Sevy wasn't at school 50 years ago, his dear
mummy was. It seems to me that this talent for potion making was
passed down to him from the lovely Eileen Prince, who may have been
talented at more than Gobstones. So, the handwriting was very
likely hers and not her son's. That would explain why neither
Harry or anyone else recognized it.
Jo S., slightly misty at the thought of Snape's birth announcement
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