Non-HBP spoiler, was (SHIP: Oh, my.)

[pippin_999]

:
There once was  a wizard named Snape
Who looked like a bat in a cape
Jo says there's no reference
In canon to preference
A reading of Spoilerspace!Snape

> Nora quoted She-who-shoots-from-the-hip:
> 
> > 
> > "...it's when people devote hours of their time to proving that 
 Snape is a vampire that I feel it's time to step in, because
there's  really  nothing in the canon that supports that."

David: 
> Golly.  Wow.  I hadn't got that far when I dashed over here.
> 
> Naturally one took sides in these debates, but I hadn't expected or 
> wanted it to end in a hail of bullets like this.
> 
> Blood on the floor.  Blood on the floor.

Pippin:
Not mine, I assure you. It was fun while it lasted. And she can't
stop me from thinking he might be part-vampire, you know.

Pippin