Non-HBP spoiler, was (SHIP: Oh, my.)

[joywitch_m_curmudgeon]

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "davewitley" 
<dfrankiswork at n...> wrote:

> Nora quoted She-who-shoots-from-the-hip:
> 
> > 
> > "...it's when people devote hours of their time to proving that 
> Snape 
> > is a vampire that I feel it's time to step in, because there's 
> really 
> > nothing in the canon that supports that."
> 
> Golly.  Wow.  I hadn't got that far when I dashed over here.
> 
> Naturally one took sides in these debates, but I hadn't expected 
or 
> wanted it to end in a hail of bullets like this.
> 
> Blood on the floor.  Blood on the floor.
> 

Joywitch picks herself up off the floor, shakes the bullets off her 
silver armor, cleans up the blood and the dead bat carcasses with a 
wave of her wand, and admits defeat.

"Although," she adds, with a whining tone in her voice, "that bit 
about 'nothing in the canon that supports that' is rather unfair, 
considering how many times she's refered to Snape looking like an 
overgrown bat."

And, Amanda, if you dare to gloat at me I will send presents to your 
children and then they will think that Auntie Joywitch is a nice 
witch, and you will no longer be able to threaten them with my 
cauldron.

--JZC