Horcrux thriller

[quigonginger]

--- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Tim Regan" <timregan at m...> 
wrote:
> Hi All,
> 
> I think I know who the human whorecrotch is, and it is not Harry. 
Let's
> examine the evidence
> 
> 1) Having part of the soul of the Dark Lord residing inside you would
> drain you of your vitality and color.
> 2) Voldemort's meddling in his own soul reduced his once handsome
> features to "glaring red eyes and slits for nostrils" (PS/SS C17)
> 3) Voldemort's sense of grandeur and destiny would start to take over
> your own judgements.
> 
> In short, one of Voldemort's horcruxes is Michael Jackson.
> 
> Cheers,
> 
> Dumbledad.

Ginger sighs, 
Thanks a lot, I'll never again read the scene where Harry fights the 
Inferi without imagining them dancing to Thriller.  Oooh, filk bunny.

Actually, if you go to to CMC's filk site, and go to Abe's Babes, 
you'll find out who Michael Jackson really is.

Ginger, doggiesitting a dog named Jackson this weekend.