INIT obvious?
mooseming
josturgess at mooseming.yahoo.invalid
Sat Jul 30 09:08:01 UTC 2005
Following JKR's comment in a recent interview that she views some
hints as `anvil sized' I consulted some old books to see if there
was a standard against which clues can be assesed.
In `Mystery Measured' by Prof Carmine Clupeidae I found the
following which members of this group may find useful.
Implied Narrator Intent Table
Cannon
100% Purity of intent
Affect on speculative theory: Total destruction.
Anvil
80% Purity of intent
Affect on speculative theory: Extremely large holes, limited
repetition can sink theory or cause confusion.
Sack
60% Purity of intent
Affect on speculative theory: Minimal damage unless filled with
nails (see below) however theory requires disguise, blind spot or
plugging of leaks.
Quart
40% Purity of intent
Affect on speculative theory: Douses enthusiasm.
Tod
20% Purity of intent
Affect on speculative theory: Usually found in multiples requires
fancy footwork to avoid damage (AKA the Terpsichore Tap).
Nail
10% Purity of intent
Affect on speculative theory: Limited damage in isolation, large
numbers can be terminal either when combined with a sack (see above)
or by repetition (e.g. another nail in
)
Dram
0% Purity of intent
Affect on speculative theory: No damage whatsoever but likelihood of
a headache in the morning.
Regards
Jo
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