XPOST: Lupin is Ever So Evil Part One -- The Prank (long)

[fritter_my_wig]

Kneasy
> A thought has just struck me.
> Has anyone explored the possibility that Voldy is Snapes father?
> Now that'd be a turn-up for the books.
> "Father, father! How can you be so cruel?"
> "Practice, my boy; practice."

Eloise:
How do you mimic my exchanges with my children so accurately? (They 
don't call me 'Father', I hasten to add.)


Kneasy:
> It'd explain why we know zero about Sevvy's antecedents, too. > 
> Nothing against it so far as the time-line is concerned SFAIK.
> Mm. Must browse through canon and search for unconsidered trifles
> that may be pointers.

Eloise:
Thing against it is that JKR is definite that Voldemort is the last 
surviving descendent of Salazar Slytherin. 

Oops... this is the second time to day that the thought has struck me.
She's said that we'll find out in Book 7 why it's such a "horrible" 
idea to be loved by Snape.

Severus is not one of the living dead...Severus is not one of the 
living dead...Severus...