[the_old_crowd] Subverting the genre?

[Randy Estes]

Brilliant!

I now have proof after all these years!  I knew that
my children and their mother were evil with their dark
eye color and dark hair! <:0 

On the other hand, my red beard proves that I have
special magical powers.  Since it will soon turn
white, I will mysteriously disappear and appear out of
nowhere later (probably at the Betty Ford Clinic or
somewhere like it). My kids will probably verify that
I become more bossy, smug, and tiresomely
philosophical as time goes by!  It makes one ponder
the deeper meaning behind late homework assignments
and oversleeping on the weekends......blah, blah,
blah......;0)  

My kids started out with my eye color (greenish-light
brown), but my wife's evil eye color took over after
only a few weeks.  I equate it to the transformation
of the eye color of the people in "The X files"!  "I'm
not implying anything; I'm just letting the facts
speak for themselves!" ;0) 

Thanks for clearing that up for me!

Red Eye Randy

who's eyes are actually green, but he took the name
from staying up late trying to read all of these yahoo
posts and constantly saw bloodshot eyes staring at him
in the mirror.


--- S A H Culfeather <Pookie1_uk at ...> wrote:

> 
> SSSUSan this was far too tempting to ignore!!
> 
> <Kneasy reported, from "The Tough Guide to Fantasy
> Land:"
> 
> "Colour Coding is very important in Fantasyland.  2.
> Hair.  Black hair is Evil, particularly if combined
> with a corpse-white complexion. ...3. Eyes. Black
> eyes
> are invariably Evil.
> SSSusan:
> Well.  It's certainly looking bad, then, for my
> DDM!Snape, isn't it?  Someone from the Pip! Squad of
> Snape supporters want to help rebut this? :-)>
> 
> 
> 
> BUT you ignore this little gem:
> 
> <Fair hair, specially if it is silvery blonde  
> always means goodness. (Whoops!)>
> 
> So, is nice Mr. Malfoy not a natural blonde????
> Draco??
> 
> OR maybe Snape deliberately dyes his hair dark to
> look
> evil. Yes, that has to be it. He's naturally
> nouse-brown and wanted to look more death-eatery!!!!
> 
> 
> 
> Serena
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 


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