FILK: I Am the Quidfan (about Quidditch World Cup)

[Randy]

The music to "I Am the Walrus" by John Lennon & Paul McCartney

http://www.danapannell.com/beatles/walrus.htm

I had fun with this one....

Red Eye Randy


I was channeling John Lennon last night during my stream
of consciousness daydreaming....so I came up with this
Filk...

The Scene:
Harry and Ron and the gang are at the Quidditch World
Cup Match having a blast!

I Am the Quidfan 
(silly words by Randy Estes)

Sung to the tune of "I am the Walrus" by
Lennon/McCartney


Eye of Newt, and old left boot, and some old coot, and we touched all
together
See how they run to portkeys for fun
See how they fly
I'm trying.

Sitting in the top box, waiting for the fans to come
Irish Quidditch Tee Shirts , Stupid Dancing Veelas
Ron, you've been a naughty boy, you kept your gaze too
long

I am the Quidfan, They are the Quidfans!
Krum is a genius!  Ron's come unglued!

Mister Ludo Bagman sitting 
Here near little Winky up a row.
See how they fly Omnioculars in my eyes, that's Victor
Krum.
I'm trying, I'm trying
I'm trying, Krum's flying!

Quigley hit a Bludger right into Victor Krum's eyes
Lynch just saw the Snitch dive, that's no Wronski
Feint now!
Krum is on his tail; you know I think they're gonna
crash!

I am the Quidfan, They are the Quidfans
Krum is a genius! The crowd's come unglued!

Sitting next to Ronald Weasley watching Victor Krum
If Krum's team can't win, at least the man
Is standing with the Golden Snitch!

I am the Quidfan, They are the Quidfans
Krum is a genius! We all camed unglued! Krum's a Cool
Dude!

Ireland wins the Quidditch World Cup!
Don't you think that Krum's a hero too?
See how they smile, those leprechauns gone wild!
See Krum's black eyes!
I'm trying.

Aidan Lynch, the Seeker, supported by his two
teammates.
Irish fans are smiling. Singing Quidditch Fight Songs
Man, you should have seen those Veelas when their
faces changed!

I am the Quidfan! They are the Quidfans!
Krum is a genius! Let's go get stewed! Zooma Zooma
Zooba Zooba!