[the_old_crowd] Re: Happy Holidays!

[Kat Macfarlane]

Dear one, please don't. Bing Crosby does something unpleasant to Gatta's back fillings. And if those are house elves going wild, the prospect is too appalling to contemplate.

Gatta is observing a quiet Solstice and staying reclusively at home until the Xian feeding frenzy is over. (Why on earth can't these people do their shopping in August, when it isn't raining, snowing, sleeting, etc.?) Then she has a week to go out and run errands before people again feel compelled to eat too much, drink too much, and then go out on icy roads and drive cars crazy. She can hardly wait until January 2....

Bah, humbug! Ah fooh!

--Gatta, who prefers to be a wet blanket



  --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Kat Macfarlane" <katmac at ...> 
  wrote:
  ... Gatta isn't a sun bunny...the weather is rainy...

  Alright darlin, you can be a moist-kitten.

  Kneasy's got a damp basement, Anne's been under a wet blanket,
  Silmariel's showing her island cheek, and depending on his swimwear,
  Ewe may be, too.

  Sounds like the whole soggy lot of you need to be pelted with a
  couple of rounds of Bing Crosby.

  If that doesn't sort you out I'll have to unleash the new video:
  "Santa's Elves Gone Wild."

  (Hope that translates...or do I?)

  T

  Looking forward to scraping at least a small pile of frost off the 
  ground, for her own White Christmas. I'll try to toss a pinch in all 
  your general directions.



   

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