FILK: Muggle Ducky

[Caius Marcius]

Muggle Ducky

To the tune of the Sesame Street classic Rubber Ducky

Dedicated to CV

Lyrics & MIDI at:

http://www.walkthroughlife.com/midis/kidsmidis/rubberducky.htm

THE SCENE: A ward on St.  Mungo's - Healers try (unsuccessfully) to 
repair the Dark Arts damage done against Junior Minister Herbert 
Chorley.

HERBERT CHORLEY:
Oh! Muggle Ducky
I'm the flack
Who Lord Voldy
Taught to quack
Muggle Ducky
I'm awfully bird-brained, too! (bobobodeo)

Muggle Ducky
I'll attack
When I strangle, I'll still quack
Muggle Ducky
Far away all my reason flew

Since the day that they
Cast that curse rather poorly
I'm quackin' like a birdy who's
Mean and dirty
But sorely
Herbert J. Chorley!

Muggle Ducky
I must go 
To a back ward at Mungo
Muggle Ducky, now locked up with Lockhart, too!

    -	CMC

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