Jo on Voldemort

dungrollin spotthedungbeetle at dungrollin.yahoo.invalid
Tue Sep 12 22:54:04 UTC 2006


> "Annemehr" wrote:
> > "I am sorry not to be there in person to join your celebration 
of literary evil, but Lord Voldemort requires my constant presence 
at the moment, as his Dark plans are unfolding in all their grisly 
glory. I hope those of you who voted for him in the Big Bad Read 
enjoy reading about him in book seven, where he finally gets the 
legroom for which he has been aching during all those years in 
> > exile. 
> > <snip>

> Kathy W:
> Anne sent the above quote. I'm surprised it didn't generate at 
least a few comments. A similar post at TOL didn't get a rise 
either. You'd think lines like, "grisly glory... aching for 
legroom...deluxe model..." would have gotten something.
> 
> My first thought was "grisly"---**grisly?** Just what is she 
> planning? I don't like the sounds of this. Are we going to find 
out what sort of Dark Magic results in wounds similar to Moody's? Is 
> Greyback going to get free reign? 
> 
> Or, does no one believe her?
>

Dung:

I'm rather cheered. I was thinking the other day, it's got to be 
darkest before dawn, right?

So, Scrimgeour's dead, Voldemort's in control of the Ministry, and 
all supporters of DD are now in hiding, because they're being hunted 
by the aurors?

Or, Scrimgeour's dead, A Death Eater is puppet Minister for Magic, 
Voldemort's Headmaster of Hogwarts and has burned DD's portrait?

Or, Hogwarts doesn't reopen, the Death Eaters get in and make it 
their base, (probably killing Hagrid) and fortify it against the 
aurors and the Ministry. 

(I like this one, because then you could have Voldemort not being 
able to get into the Head's office because he's not the rightful 
Head, McGonagall is - and thus he can't get at the sword or at DD's 
painting - but Harry, with his intricate knowledge of the Castle and 
the help of the invisibility cloak and the Marauder's map manages to 
get in because the password is clearly raspberry jam. - Ha! And when 
he gets in there he finds Snape talking to DD's portrait...)

Any takers?








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