OMG!

[davewitley]

> Ginger:  
> Or worse, the officials WEREN'T being paranoid that day, and a 
real 
> terrorist got on the plane with her and the manuscript was lost, 
as 
> well as the author.

Well, they did let her on the plane in the end.  If there were any 
terrorists present, maybe they held off for her sake?

"Pssst!  You remember those Harry Potter books we used to read in 
Gitmo?  That's *her*!  JK Rowling, who wrote them!"

"Oh, those were the days!  I miss my orange suit and the 
camaraderie.  Being an unlawful combatant *meant* something, then.  
I think I'm going to cry - I can't do this today.  What say we wait 
for another flight?  Maybe Lemony Snicket will be on board.  I can't 
stand his post-modernist deconstruction of the conventions of the 
children's novel."

"OK, then, good idea."
 
David