From judy at judyserenity.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 00:14:37 2007 From: judy at judyserenity.yahoo.invalid (Judy) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 00:14:37 -0000 Subject: US Book Cover,the headstones In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- entropymail wrote: > No, no! It's arches! And a veil! Sirius is coming back! (Yippee!) That occured to me, too. The picture sort of fits the OoP description of the Death Chamber, as seen from the other side of the veil.... -- Judy From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 09:00:23 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:00:23 -0000 Subject: Smile, and smile, and be a villain In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "davewitley" wrote: > Catlady: > > > > Prince Henry the Navigator? Fernando Magellan? Aren't there any > > > > Portuguese great authors? > CMC: > > Luis de Camoes (1524-1580) is usually ranked as Portugal's greatest > > author Some rank him as the equal of Homer, Virgil and Dante. (I've > > not read him, even in translation, so I have no opinion). > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lu%C3%ADs_de_Cam%C3%B5es > > > > Maybe Portugal's educational system has been imitating America's > too > > closely..... > > Those were my reactions at first, too (Vasco da Gama?), until I > meditated on the implications of the phrase "a TV show". No doubt a > poll of all Portuguese would come up with something different. > > David Surprised me too. Did a search and the rest of the 10 finalists were: Admiral Vasco da Gama (1469-1524) who discovered the sea route to India, King Alfonso Henr?ques, the 12th century founder of the nation, 15th century King Jo?o II, Prince Henry the Navigator (1394-1460), Sebasti?o Jos? de Carvalho de Melo (regent of Portugal in the 18th century), the poets Luiz Vaz de Camoes (1524-1580) and Fernando Pessoa (1888-1935), and Ar?stides de Sousa Mendes (1885-1954), who as consul in France saved the lives of thousands of Jews in the Second World War. Seems like a fair list of meritorious types. However: "Historian and former parliamentary deputy Jos? Pacheco Pereira told the newspaper P?blico de Lisboa on Tuesday that he was not surprised at the result, "because the programme format encouraged the mobilisation of vocal supporters of either Salazar or Cunhal, who in a way personify the divisions among Portuguese in the 20th century." Pandering to the current fashion of 'politics is all', then. Still surprising that a righty trounced a lefty so convincingly though, especially in the Europe of today. Kneasy From fmaneely at fhmaneely.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 12:12:01 2007 From: fmaneely at fhmaneely.yahoo.invalid (fhmaneely) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:12:01 -0000 Subject: US Book Cover,the headstones In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "entropymail" wrote: > > --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "fhmaneely" wrote: > > > > On the US bookcover, it looks like headstones in the background. Is > > this the Deadly Hallow? Also, is that an amulet around Harry's neck. > > > > So it looks like HRH will find GG's vault. Final showdown is in a > > graveyard. Nagini will be in the picture as well. Looks like she is > > contained in an orb on the back cover of the US book. > > > > Fran > > > > > No, no! It's arches! And a veil! Sirius is coming back! (Yippee!) > Actually I went to scholastic site to view the US cover and I think the headstones are actually people, DE's to exact! I hope somehow Sirius shows up in the this book. Fran From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 14:49:31 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:49:31 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 1 Message-ID: WYSIWYG. Usually. Question is, how usual is HP? Twist things around a bit, look at things differently and guess what? What you get is a chance to be perverse. Whether the perversity will actually be *helpful* is something else again, but if it isn't then stirring the pot is a decent second-best. We've been trying for years to second-guess an author who by her own admission enjoys playing the trickster, so it's unlikely that all the sneaky bits have been uncovered and explained. There should be loads we haven't sussed out yet; in fact, I'll be bloody disappointed if there isn't. Mind you, it's possible that the misdirection has been so slick that we'll be lucky even identifying where and when the slight-of-hand occurred, let alone finding the right pea under the shuffled shells. Results are by no means guaranteed: sometimes you'll giggle at a ridiculous idea, or the fog gets even thicker - though at other times you may indeed get an insight. It's what my old Pop called "going at it upside-back'rds", or by others as never accepting the obvious when the alternative looks more interesting. Not the same as presenting a fallacious argument IMO, which is more about employing, inadvertently or otherwise (naughty!) faulty logic, a very different kettle of fish. Nor is it a phallacious argument - that's what you'd call a daft idea proposed by a dickhead. No, the main objective is to question whether you've got the right or wrong end of the stick to start with, are you looking at it the right way, 'cos if you haven't and aren't, logic won't help much. It tends not to when one starts from false premises. And it's a question well-worth asking, what with Jo chortling into her writing pad while planning to throw dust in our eyes. Of course we won't know whether she succeeded or not until July. Dunno about you, but come the end, I'd really like to be able to say that there were a few pieces of her trickery that I'd seen through... assuming they are trickery....um. Another point worth thinking about. In the earlier books our appreciation of Harry (or whoever) and the WW was less developed than it is now - but that wasn't the case for Jo. Except in maybe a few instances she knew from the beginning what the characters were up to, their strengths and weaknesses, what they could and couldn't do and when she was going to reveal these little nuggets of knowledge. We didn't. And when those nuggets gleamed in the dawn of a bright new morning, our first inclination has been to try to figure out what they mean for the future, using them to re-assess the past tended to come a long way second. IMO we just don't dig backwards nearly enough, we tend to take for granted that the earlier books are more or less sorted - except for on-going mysteries such as the nature of House- Elfdom or what actually happened at GH, or the missing 24 hours, or whatever. There are incidents where the majority (probably) of fans consider it's all cut and dried, nothing more to be said, not worth going over that again. Boring. Maybe. Maybe not. So with a few months before the denouement it might help pass the time to look at a few scenes or situations in the light of later revelations. Can't hurt, might even help. Besides, there are a handful of episodes that niggle, little itches, mostly small stuff. You don't mind if I have a bit of a scratch, do you? Only one itch per post. First up, from book 1 - The Mirror of Erised - or should that be eriseD fo rorriM ehT? And from there to other conclusions - possibly. We're encouraged to believe that gazing into the Mirror will give a reflection of what the viewer desires most. First point that occurred: You mean he doesn't already know what he desires most? He's never spent hours thinking about it? Second - if Harry doesn't know what his parents and family look like, how come the Mirror does? Harry didn't even know that the other family members shown had ever existed, so how come the Mirror plonks 'em in as buckshee bonus background and classifies them as 'hearts desire'? Must have one hell of a database in there, puts Google in its place, that's for sure. And why is the inscription back-to-front to the viewer? "'Cos it's mirror writing, half-wit!" came the reply. "Yup. I can see that," says I, "but why have mirror writing on a mirror which would require another mirror to read it? Seems a bit redundant to me." Right. Now apply the upsides-back'rds potion and look at it again. Change the basic premise. The inscription would be perfectly intelligible to someone on the other side of the Mirror, i.e. inside looking out. The Mirror would show what *they* desire rather than that of a viewer standing in front of the Mirror. What a nifty device for manipulating the unwary. Like Harry, Ron and Quirrell. Down the trapdoor, bound hand and foot, facing Quirrell and at his mercy, it was not Harry's hearts desire to smile, wink at himself, pull the Stone out of his pocket and then slip it back in again. Quirrell could see the Stone in the Mirror, but Harry hadn't the slightest idea of where it was or how to find out. And the best way to stop Voldy from snaffling it is for Harry not to know - what he doesn't know, he can't tell. Yet suddenly he's lumbered with it - and Voldy, ace Legilimens that he is, knows it too. Not a very clever ploy, then. Ah, but if we'd known then what we know now, it puts a very different complexion on it - just as it did to Quirrell. Harry's protection, his Voldy proofing. Voldy-ridden beings can't touch him, so it's perfectly safe. Unless Quirrell acts sensibly and uses Accio! Which he doesn't. So - painful collapse of two-faced creep, applause all round - paff, paff, paff, "Well done, Harry old thing. You saved the day" But Harry didn't know about the protection either, he'd never dreamed that he'd be encountering Voldy, didn't want the damn thing in his pocket and his dearest wish was probably to get out of there and warn somebody grown-up that there was a spot of bother in the cellars and can they sort it out, please? Conclusion - the Mirror is under someone else's control and is showing what that other person wants Harry to see. Wonder who it could be? Must be someone who knows about the protection and knows that Harry has already encountered the Mirror and knows what it does. Guess who? In the WW mirrors are not passive, they're invariably some sort of communication device - they may vary - from the sarky comments from the mirrors in the Leaky Cauldron and GP to Sirius' linked pair, but communicate they do. What sort of communicator is the Mirror? The developing argument ineluctably leads to the conclusion that it was all a set-up, planned in advance. There're a lot of fans that'll be shuffling their feet with that. Understandable - on more than one level - it implies that Harry is not quite as free an agent as they would like, and that DD is a manipulative old bastard. Welcome to my world. One of the dangers of theorising is gilding the lily. Coming up with a neat idea based on scanty though indicative evidence is one thing; desperately grabbing at any old ambiguous snippet and claiming that it supports the case is a risky temptation that's difficult to resist. Not to be recommended though, all too often it can weaken the over-all argument rather than strengthen it. However (he said, in a blatant attempt to hijack a few bits of text and weasel them in as supportive evidence) the following are worth considering as suggestive, IMO. Harry is 11 years old, new to magic and the WW and there are those at Hogwarts that wish him ill - the bucking broomstick shows that. (Did anyone ever make any inquiries about who was responsible for that? No? Odd.) Yet DD sends him an invisibility cloak with the advice "Use it well." (Was that wise, do you think?) So he does. And finds the Mirror. In a room whose door just happens to be ajar. Hm. (Note: Fluffy has been on guard since Day 1 of the term. Were the other safeguards in place too? Bet they were. Why wasn't the Mirror?) DD appears (eventually), tells Harry that he (DD) doesn't need a cloak to be invisible - and we get strong hints in CoS that DD can see through the cloak. So how did he know that Harry was sitting in front of the Mirror? An alarm of some sort? - or was he following Harry to make sure he didn't run into problems? DD tells Harry that what the Mirror shows is not necessarily true, real or even possible. "If you ever do run across it, you will now be prepared." Yup. A nod is as good as a wink to a thingy whatsit. Hagrid is a key figure in the affair: He's been DD's gopher for years, he does whatever DD wishes him to do, and DD knows him and his weaknesses better than anyone else. He also likes Harry - a lot. He'd make a marvellous foil if DD wanted to lead Harry around by the nose, don't you think? A conduit for information that Harry would never question. It's while with Hagrid that Harry learns that a special something is being taken to Hogwarts from Gringott's. It's Hagrid that Harry (plus Ron and Hermy) visit frequently. No other pupil does so as far as we can tell. It's in Hagrid's hut that Harry sees a clipping about the Gringott's break-in. (A clipping? Why would Hagrid cut that out - and leave it where Harry could see it?) It's Hagrid that lets slip the name Flamel. It's Hagrid that lets slip that he has accidentally told a mysterious stranger how to get past Fluffy - and does the same for the trio. The trio hardly need to be rocket scientists to figure out what's going on, do they? And so three 11 year olds dive down the trapdoor. The puzzles are not particularly easy ones to solve - for most 11 year olds, that is. For an experienced nasty-type wizard it's unlikely they'd be much of a problem. Hardly magical at all, most of 'em. And they play to whatever strengths the trio have; wheedling Hagrid; Hermy - remembering lessons and basic logic; Ron - chess; Harry - flying. There's even a troll (a challenge they've successfully faced before) though this one is hors de combat. Could hardly have been better, could it? Like an exam where you've been asked the questions previously. And afterwards - the DD snow-job. Lovely. Yet after all that it seems that the best protection the Stone could have *against Voldy* was Harry. He was probably the one obstacle Voldy wouldn't be able to get past - so long as Harry physically had the Stone. Wonder if DD realised that? Must have done - the protection thwarted Voldy at GH, didn't it? Why change a winning formula? And win it did. Harry 2 - Dissoluted Voldy 0. So just how much of a coincidence was it that Harry turned up when he did and that the Stone slipped into his pocket? Can't help being suspicious. Just goes to show, express doubts about how a plot device really works and who knows where you'll end up? Kneasy From entropymail at entropymail.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 14:54:50 2007 From: entropymail at entropymail.yahoo.invalid (entropymail) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 14:54:50 -0000 Subject: US Book Cover,the headstones In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "fhmaneely" wrote: > Actually I went to scholastic site to view the US cover and I think the > headstones are actually people, DE's to exact! I hope somehow Sirius > shows up in the this book. > > Fran I think you're referring to the shadowy figures *in front* of the arches. In the foreground is a draper or veil, then Harry, then the figures, then the big, big arches. Is that correct? From entropymail at entropymail.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 15:00:02 2007 From: entropymail at entropymail.yahoo.invalid (entropymail) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 15:00:02 -0000 Subject: US Book Cover,the headstones In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "entropymail" wrote: > > --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "fhmaneely" wrote: > > Actually I went to scholastic site to view the US cover and I think the > > headstones are actually people, DE's to exact! I hope somehow Sirius > > shows up in the this book. > > > > Fran > > I think you're referring to the shadowy figures *in front* of the > arches. In the foreground is a draper or veil, then Harry, then the > figures, then the big, big arches. Is that correct? > Also, should have mentioned this before: If you look at the UK cover, the background is clearly made up of a big, single arch (keystone and all). Just sayin'... :: Entropy :: From catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 21:37:58 2007 From: catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid (Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 21:37:58 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 1 In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Barry Arrowsmith" wrote: > > Second - if Harry doesn't know what his parents and > family look like, how come the Mirror does? Harry didn't > even know that the other family members shown had > ever existed, so how come the Mirror plonks 'em in as > buckshee bonus background and classifies them as > 'hearts desire'? Must have one hell of a database in > there, puts Google in its place, that's for sure. Harry remembers, at least unconsciously, what his parents looked like (just as he unconsciously remembered his mother's last words), so the mirror picked their images from his mind. I believe that the other people shown were images generated by the mirror on the principle 'people of varied ages with family resemblance to Harry' rather than pictures of real people. > > And why is the inscription back-to-front to the viewer? > "'Cos it's mirror writing, half-wit!" came the reply. > "Yup. I can see that," says I, "but why have mirror writing > on a mirror which would require another mirror to read it? > Seems a bit redundant to me." It's not really mirror-writing, as the individual letters are right-ways round altho' the words are spelled backwards. The viewer inside the mirror has as much trouble reading the backwards letters (unless, like my DH, he is too dyslexic to NOTICE that each letter is backwards) as the viewer outside the mirror has reading the backwards words. The Mirror could be a big fake, programmed by DD to show Harry this videoclip, show Ron this videoclip, show Hermione a videoclip that us readers didn't get to see; then the picture of Ron older with the Head Boy badge and the Quidditch Cup would have to be cgi, so the picture of people who look like Harry could be cgi or real photographs because DD did know so many people, but cgi or real doesn't make any difference to DD's scheme. Are you suggesting that DD knew what each kid's heart's desire was, because it was pretty obvious, or that he was taking the opportunity to implant desires that were convenient for him? The Mirror could be exactly what DD told Harry it is, and still DD put it in front of Harry as part of a plan to send Harry through those silly obstacles to confront Voldemort -- such has been suggested by many people on the other list, a few of whom even suggested that DD expected Neville to be the fourth in the party, and the Devil's Snare was intended for him, the budding herbologist, rather than for Hermione. From catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 21:37:53 2007 From: catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid (Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 21:37:53 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 1 In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Barry Arrowsmith" wrote: > > Second - if Harry doesn't know what his parents and > family look like, how come the Mirror does? Harry didn't > even know that the other family members shown had > ever existed, so how come the Mirror plonks 'em in as > buckshee bonus background and classifies them as > 'hearts desire'? Must have one hell of a database in > there, puts Google in its place, that's for sure. Harry remembers, at least unconsciously, what his parents looked like (just as he unconsciously remembered his mother's last words), so the mirror picked their images from his mind. I believe that the other people shown were images generated by the mirror on the principle 'people of varied ages with family resemblance to Harry' rather than pictures of real people. > > And why is the inscription back-to-front to the viewer? > "'Cos it's mirror writing, half-wit!" came the reply. > "Yup. I can see that," says I, "but why have mirror writing > on a mirror which would require another mirror to read it? > Seems a bit redundant to me." It's not really mirror-writing, as the individual letters are right-ways round altho' the words are spelled backwards. The viewer inside the mirror has as much trouble reading the backwards letters (unless, like my DH, he is too dyslexic to NOTICE that each letter is backwards) as the viewer outside the mirror has reading the backwards words. The Mirror could be a big fake, programmed by DD to show Harry this videoclip, show Ron this videoclip, show Hermione a videoclip that us readers didn't get to see; then the picture of Ron older with the Head Boy badge and the Quidditch Cup would have to be cgi, so the picture of people who look like Harry could be cgi or real photographs because DD did know so many people, but cgi or real doesn't make any difference to DD's scheme. Are you suggesting that DD knew what each kid's heart's desire was, because it was pretty obvious, or that he was taking the opportunity to implant desires that were convenient for him? The Mirror could be exactly what DD told Harry it is, and still DD put it in front of Harry as part of a plan to send Harry through those silly obstacles to confront Voldemort -- such has been suggested by many people on the other list, a few of whom even suggested that DD expected Neville to be the fourth in the party, and the Devil's Snare was intended for him, the budding herbologist, rather than for Hermione. From fmaneely at fhmaneely.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 1 22:02:05 2007 From: fmaneely at fhmaneely.yahoo.invalid (fhmaneely) Date: Sun, 01 Apr 2007 22:02:05 -0000 Subject: US Book Cover,the headstones In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "entropymail" wrote: > > --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "fhmaneely" wrote: > > Actually I went to scholastic site to view the US cover and I think the > > headstones are actually people, DE's to exact! I hope somehow Sirius > > shows up in the this book. > > > > Fran > > I think you're referring to the shadowy figures *in front* of the > arches. In the foreground is a draper or veil, then Harry, then the > figures, then the big, big arches. Is that correct? > Yes indeed! I will go with drapes rather than a veil. The book cover for SS has Harry flying by similar lookin arches. I looked at the book covers at The Leaky site. This point was brought up as well. I have no idea if there is any relationship or not. Fran From silmariel at a_silmariel.yahoo.invalid Mon Apr 2 13:42:51 2007 From: silmariel at a_silmariel.yahoo.invalid (silmariel) Date: Mon, 2 Apr 2007 15:42:51 +0200 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: US Book Cover,the headstones In-Reply-To: <56f2b65c0704020640g785559fcm2353bb2d8b700ce9@...> References: <56f2b65c0704020640g785559fcm2353bb2d8b700ce9@...> Message-ID: <56f2b65c0704020642u72010930h1b0741402ee88dc0@...> On 4/2/07, fhmaneely wrote: > Yes indeed! I will go with drapes rather than a veil. The book cover > for SS has Harry flying by similar lookin arches. I looked at the > book covers at The Leaky site. This point was brought up as well. I > have no idea if there is any relationship or not. > > Fran > I've been to the scholastic site. No idea on the figures in the back, but guy in the front is snake eyed, that points to Voldemort. The curious thing is that he and Harry are not paying atention to each other, both are focused on something else. And where is Harry's scar? I don't see it even using the lens. Silmariel From silmariel at a_silmariel.yahoo.invalid Mon Apr 2 14:03:56 2007 From: silmariel at a_silmariel.yahoo.invalid (silmariel) Date: Mon, 2 Apr 2007 16:03:56 +0200 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Re: DH cover In-Reply-To: References: <268956.16216.qm@...> Message-ID: <56f2b65c0704020703p30573940nfe4e071186823f45@...> On 3/30/07, fhmaneely wrote: > Fran: > I bet its Dobby with what looks like GG's sword,as it has a ruby > hilt. Anyone notice the red marks on the trio? Harry looks like he > has a bite on his arm. You can see this when the pic is magnified > 400x. Regardless, looks like they are in deep doo. Seemed like a standard treasure cave, but on a closer look, it's not. Every single gem in the scene is red... It would be very fun if Dobby is griffindor heir. What an insult to purebloodness. Silmariel From kking0731 at snow15145.yahoo.invalid Wed Apr 4 02:51:04 2007 From: kking0731 at snow15145.yahoo.invalid (snow15145) Date: Wed, 04 Apr 2007 02:51:04 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 1 In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Barry Arrowsmith" wrote: > > WYSIWYG. > Usually. > Question is, how usual is HP? > > Twist things around a bit, look at things differently > and guess what? What you get is a chance to be perverse. > Whether the perversity will actually be *helpful* is > something else again, but if it isn't then stirring the pot > is a decent second-best. We've been trying for years to > second-guess an author who by her own admission > enjoys playing the trickster, so it's unlikely that all the > sneaky bits have been uncovered and explained. There > should be loads we haven't sussed out yet; in fact, I'll > be bloody disappointed if there isn't. Snow: Oh yes! And yes Dumbledore has been hiding information...or should I say shelving it out as the boy seems fit to handle it! Just look at one excerpt from HBP, wherein Harry is outraged over Trelawney's enlightenment that Snape was the culprit who heard and reported the newsworthy info to the boss. What did Dumbledore say as his reply to Harry: "When did you find out about this?" pg 548 U.S. (The Seer Overheard) Dumbledore knew all along (as he always does) and only gives Harry the bare minimal facts. (Don't want to mess with the power of choice you know) Or maybe an excerpt from one of the other books that have the same impact to Dumbledore's authority where it concerns Harry being kept in the dark. (The Order of The Phoenix pg. 88 when Sirius boldly states that: "That's your parents' decision. Harry on the other hand ?" And Molly replies: "It's not down to you to decide what's good for Harry!" [...] "You haven't forgotten what Dumbledore said, I suppose?" (Dumbledore did have quite a time of it keeping Sirius under thumb... didn't he?) My favorite has to be Dumbledore's indecision on what to tell Harry in reply to: "...how can you be sure Snape's on our side?" "Dumbledore did not speak for a moment; he looked as though he was trying to make up his mind about something. HBP 549 (the Seer Overheard) Dumbledore knew what was facing him in the cave and after, or fairly sure he would not survive one of the encounters, but remained steadfast that Harry should not be enlightened over this particular situation even if... Harry is damned to figure out from point A to point B by his lonesome self. Why? How can it matter whether Dumbledore confides everything to Harry or not...oh yeah...Voldy can read Harry's mind, that is if he's close enough and Harry allows it. Harry didn't succeed in Occlumency because there was no memory he thought he needed to protect from anyone...until there was (Cho) and then the boy kicked butt. So I don't think Snape's report to Dumbledore could have included that the boy sucks under certain personal circumstances. (That is if he reported it) So why is Dumbledore being mister obscure about information concerning Snape or his parents and a rather long list of parental friends and acquaintances? Why is Dumbledore on a teaching mission with Harry in the cave: "I cannot touch [...] See? I cannot approach any nearer than this. You try." HBP 568 (The Cave) And yet, Dumbledore gives Harry the hush when Harry asks a significant question: "Harry made to speak again, but this time Dumbledore raised his hand for silence... HBP 569 Every time the boy asks a valid question (throughout the books) he gets the heave hoe. Is Dumbledore wielding a plan that concerns the boy or is he simply protecting the boy and allowing him to choose his own path? My vote would be that Dumbledore has a plan; in fact, I believe he mentions it in OOP during his great prophecy speech. It isn't like children haven't been used before. No one wants to acknowledge a child being used to such a circumstance but the Order realizes that "there are things worth dying for!" OOP 477 (St. Mungo's...) Mom and Dad Potter knew there were things worth dying for otherwise they wouldn't have defied the Dark Lord three times like the Longbottoms who, as much as we might not like to have acknowledged, abandoned their son for the greater good when they denied Bella. I'm not saying that Harry was brought into the world as a weapon but when `they' found that he was the intended weapon; he ended up being the Ginny Pig that may or may not survive the threat and the protection against it. In the end, `they knew'! Snow ? glad to see Kneasy ruffling some old feathers although I would like it better if he shook up the main list again...they need big time shake up...You never no what you might get! From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Wed Apr 4 14:10:06 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:10:06 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 1 In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "snow15145" wrote: > Snow: > > Oh yes! And yes Dumbledore has been hiding information...or should I > say shelving it out as the boy seems fit to handle it! Just look at > one excerpt from HBP, wherein Harry is outraged over Trelawney's > enlightenment that Snape was the culprit who heard and reported the > newsworthy info to the boss. What did Dumbledore say as his reply to > Harry: > > "When did you find out about this?" pg 548 U.S. (The Seer Overheard) > > Dumbledore knew all along (as he always does) and only gives Harry > the bare minimal facts. (Don't want to mess with the power of choice > you know) > >snip interesting selection of material> Oh, yes. Tell Harry as little as possible - mushroom mangement par exellence. (Though the 'eavesdropper' incident is one of the four or five itches I'm intending to have another scratch at.) But in general, whatever the actual sequence of events the result is the same - DD says as little as possible and on closer analysis the actual words/phrasing aren't as enlightening as one first assumed - which is just how Jo likes it, much to our continuing frustration. > > Is Dumbledore wielding a plan that concerns the boy or is he simply > protecting the boy and allowing him to choose his own path? > > My vote would be that Dumbledore has a plan; in fact, I believe he > mentions it in OOP during his great prophecy speech. > Agreed. He has a plan, he's had one from the start and Harry is integral to it. We have to assume that it will take more than just magic to beat Voldy - otherwise DD as the numero uno magikmeister would have been able to stroll out and nail the bugger any time he wanted to. He didn't, yet in the MoM battle Voldy was the one under pressure, not DD. Something more is needed, and Harry either has it/will have it/is part of it. plan (OED) 4a - An organised and esp. detailed method according to which something is to be done; a scheme of action, a design; an intention; a proposed proceeding. Also, loosely, a way of proceeding. To some fans the plan is quite simple - defeat Voldy. Erm.... no. That's not a plan, that's an aspiration, an aim. Nor do the 'victories' in the sporadic encounters with Voldy and his dastardly hench-wizards throughout the series count as a plan IMO. They're tactical skirmishes, a concatenation of incidents local in space and in time, mostly reactive rather than pro-active (horrible term, that), and as such are unlikely to be more than incidental to a Master Plan. More about keeping Harry alive than in getting Voldy dead. True, fend off Voldy's attacks often enough and his options may start to get somewhat limited - and in HBP the Horsecrutch hunt is a DD initiative that could force further limitations on Voldy by eliminating the reincarnation ploy, so that when the crunch comes it's do or die for Voldy. But has it weakened Voldy? Will it make it easier for Harry to zap him come High Noon in Hogsmead? No. Harry still has to be able to beat him (we assume). The absence of Hosscruxes merely ensures that when Voldy is beaten there'll be no replays. A long time ago I observed that there were times when it seemed that DD had already read the script, that he knew of events before they heaved up over the horizon and that perhaps his function was to make sure that it all stayed on the rails, that there was no deviation from a fairly specific 'foreseen' progression. Not only mentor but also monitor. And one of his functions was to prevent anyone else pre-empting events and (perhaps) cocking things up. So Harry (nor anyone else) gets told anything that could trigger premature activities. Good job too; he'd only mess it up. It's an idea that has its attractions, though since it would probably involve my two least favourite plot devices (time-travel and/or fool-proof prophesying) it doesn't get my blood pounding from excitement. However, one thing is clear - DD has had Harry on an accelerated learning programme. And occasionally he's learnt the necessary skills just in time to avoid disaster. For sure Harry is 'it', the culmination of DD's schemes. Though whether 'it' is Weapon!Harry, Pawn!Harry or Sacrifice!Harry, or how it is intended to play out, is still up for grabs. > It isn't like children haven't been used before. No one wants to > acknowledge a child being used to such a circumstance but the Order > realizes that "there are things worth dying for!" > OOP 477 (St. Mungo's...) > Interesting you should say that. Has any child died within the time sequence of the books? Myrtle was decades back and Diggory was 17 and therefore an adult in WW terms. Authorial distaste? Probably. "No child has been killed in the writing of this epic." But Harry is no longer a child, he's an adult. So are his friends. How nice. How encouraging. How..... fatal? > Snow ? glad to see Kneasy ruffling some old feathers although I would > like it better if he shook up the main list again...they need big > time shake up...You never no what you might get! > Kind of you to say so, but no, I'll not be going back to tol, despite it offering the opportunity to rattle a lot more cages than here on toc. Kneasy From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 7 12:14:45 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Sat, 7 Apr 2007 13:14:45 +0100 Subject: GoF unfinished... Message-ID: <5FBFE6ED-A4C9-4CD9-9156-637D2031AD3C@...> .... by 32% of UK readers in an online poll. Wasn't that bad, was it? Anyway, it rated as the second most unfinished-by-readers book in the fiction section, just behind Vernon God Little and ahead of Ulysses, Satanic Verses, War and Peace and a handful of other critically acclaimed but grossly over-rated (IMO) tomes. http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/ books/article1500061.ece If only booksellers offered refunds for the unread bits ..... and registered the number of returns in the best-sellers lists to give net sales. That would be fun. Embarrassing for some authors, too. Kneasy From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 7 12:21:33 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:21:33 -0000 Subject: GoF unfinished... In-Reply-To: <5FBFE6ED-A4C9-4CD9-9156-637D2031AD3C@...> Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, Barry Arrowsmith wrote: > > http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/ > books/article1500061.ece Caution. As the url can't be contained on one line it doesn't load to the right page. Bugger. All very well Yahoo having fancy layout, but if it doesn't do what you want it to... Kneasy From pengolodh_sc at pengolodh_sc.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 7 13:14:07 2007 From: pengolodh_sc at pengolodh_sc.yahoo.invalid (pengolodh_sc) Date: Sat, 07 Apr 2007 13:14:07 -0000 Subject: GoF unfinished... In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd, "Barry Arrowsmith" wrote: > Caution. > As the url can't be contained on one line it doesn't load > to the right page. > Bugger. > All very well Yahoo having fancy layout, but if it doesn't > do what you want it to... And once the digest makes it to me, Yahoo!Mail has also inserted a ton of spaces at random spots throughout the URL, making copy&paste needlessly difficult too. Anyway, when you're faced with long URLs, you can use tinyurl.com or similar services to make a short redirection link that will lead to the same page - in the case of this Times Online article, the URL is: http://tinyurl.com/2xhllr Best regards Christian Stub? From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 7 18:24:41 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Sat, 07 Apr 2007 18:24:41 -0000 Subject: GoF unfinished... In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pengolodh_sc" wrote: > > Anyway, when you're faced with long URLs, you can use tinyurl.com or > similar services to make a short redirection link that will lead to > the same page - in the case of this Times Online article, the URL is: > http://tinyurl.com/2xhllr > > Best regards > Christian Stub? > Hmm. Looks useful. Can't load it into my toolbar 'cos a mac ain't that sort of girl. No matter, I've found a nifty bit of software on google that links the two. Thanks Kneasy From catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 8 01:14:38 2007 From: catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid (Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)) Date: Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:14:38 -0000 Subject: tinyurl In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pengolodh_sc" wrote: > Anyway, when you're faced with long URLs, you can use tinyurl.com or > similar services to make a short redirection link that will lead to > the same page - in the case of this Times Online article, the URL is: > http://tinyurl.com/2xhllr What does tinyurl get out of providing this helpful service to lots of people? I suppose they must have a huge server to store all a look-up table matching all the short names they've given out with the long actual urls, and servers cost money. From pengolodh_sc at pengolodh_sc.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 8 16:29:32 2007 From: pengolodh_sc at pengolodh_sc.yahoo.invalid (pengolodh_sc) Date: Sun, 08 Apr 2007 16:29:32 -0000 Subject: tinyurl In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd, "Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)" wrote: > What does tinyurl get out of providing this helpful service > to lots of people? I suppose they must have a huge server > to store all a look-up table matching all the short names > they've given out with the long actual urls, and servers > cost money. There are Google-ads (i.e. ads that Google facilitate, not ads for Google) on the site, and also a couple of links to donate money to the site. Apart from that, I don't know. Best regards Christian Stub? From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Wed Apr 11 18:51:05 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:51:05 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 2. Message-ID: The second itch comes, appropriately enough, from the second book, though key parts of our understanding on this subject come from the fifth volume. But there's a chance, judging by the cover of book 7, that we might get some actual answers regarding this one. Yup, it's old Big Ears. Yoda without the brains, Gollum without the attitude, that disaster dressed in a dish-rag, Dobby, often referred to (around Schloss Kneasy, anyway) as "That F***ing Elf". It's safe to assume he's not my favourite character. The Shorter OED provides the following definitions: dobby 1. a stupid fellow; a booby; a dunce 2. a spirit or apparition attached to a particular house or locality esp. a household brownie. [...] Is that typecasting, or what? But hold on a second, half a dozen entries before that is: dob 1. put down with an abrupt movement. Best thing that could happen to him IMO. Pardon? It's not that meaning of 'put down'? Well it bloody-well ought to be. [...] 3.... betray, inform against. That sounds as if it might fit the obnoxious little creep, but who will he/has he betrayed and how? 'Cos it's a racing cert he's done the dirty on somebody. Most fans take the view that he's betrayed his family obligations and is offering aid to the enemy by helping Harry, yet from what we learn about Winky in GoF and Kreacher in OoP this is difficult to believe. There is a way that he could do what he did and still remain within the bounds of the H-F Code of Duty and Ethics, but it's not a popular theory among the fans. A stray thought, probably not relevant, but what the hell - there's something almost feudal in the relationship between H-Fs and masters, complete with parallels of ownership and high and low justice. Why, we don't know. Is it an instinct, an imperative in their nature or is it something more formal, a form of contract, perhaps. 'Cos there's the old feudal concept of diffidatio - if a lord doesn't fulfill his responsibilities, then revolt is condoned. I wonder if there's a WW equivalent? We've surmised that H-Fs generally show family loyalty and obey more or less any and all orders. There's a is a bit more to this than might appear at first sight and this loyalty can be interpreted in - not so much different ways, but with different emphases. It's more than whether they approve of what individuals in the family are up to, as is evident with Kreacher and in the Twinky episode. Crouch Snr has always been rabidly anti-DE, yet Twinkers, even after being cast out, is obviously concerned and almost aggressively protective to the pro-DE Barty Jnr in GoF, no matter that he's a baddun and that she's no longer associated with the family. And it was his fault she got the elbow, anyway. Kreacher turns this loyalty on its head, constructively interpreting instructions so as to cause damage to the head of the house, and gives the impression that he'd be happy to see Sirius come to a sticky end, preferably before tea-time. Effectively, one puts the care of individual family members above the family ethical code (or lack of one), the other puts the code first and duty to the individual second. But whichever gets priority they seem to care little about anyone or anything that isn't directly connected to the family - and in direct contradiction to all that "Harry Potter is noble and brave" guff. All very interesting, but it doesn't help in sorting out Dobby. Since H-Fs invariably gravitate towards family, what the hell is Dobby doing in Harry's bedroom? Harry isn't family, isn't anything to Dobby. Or so we believe. But it's not just Privet Drive; Dobby commutes to Hogwarts a couple of times as well. OK, Kreacher managed to sneak out of GP by 'misunderstanding' Sirius, but when he did he went to Bella - family. Can't imagine Lucius giving instructions that sloppy, not on a fairly regular and convenient basis. And if he did, wouldn't Dobby head for a 'goody' member of the more extended family? That's assuming that the Potters have no (or only distant) blood connections to the Malfoys and the Blacks. Don't forget that Narcissa Malfoy, Dobby's (ahem) mistress is a Black and even at this early stage of plot development is probably determined to keep young Draino out of trouble. Conceivably this could include keeping Harry as far away from him as possible, particularly as Lucius intended to drop the Weasleys, close associates of Harry, in deep doodoo. Would Narco order Dobby to persuade Harry to give Hogwarts a miss? Possible, I suppose, but awfully thin. Which leaves two alternatives that I can see: 1. Dobby used to be a Potter H-F, got relocated but still has residual concerns for the last of the line. Mmm, could have legs, not very exciting though, is it? 2. Lucius gave clear orders and Dobby followed them to the letter; in other words Lucius is being very, very sneaky and playing a very complicated game. (And it might be film contamination, but I can't forget the expression on Dobby's face when he dumped the cake - evil, or what? Not nice at all. Typically Malfoy, in fact.) Which makes Lucius nasty, devious and thoroughly unprincipled. What a surprise. Fair warms the cockles, that does. But likely? Probably not. Pity. Which leaves us where we started - what the hell is Dobby all about? Kneasy From catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 14 23:14:21 2007 From: catlady at catlady_de_los_angeles.yahoo.invalid (Catlady (Rita Prince Winston)) Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 23:14:21 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Barry Arrowsmith" wrote: > Dobby, often referred to (snip) as "That F***ing Elf". > It's safe to assume he's not my favourite character. > still remain within the bounds of the > H-F Code of Duty and Ethics, Throughout this post, you abbreviate House Elf as H-F. Once could be a typo. F**king Elf would be F-E. Maybe you're thinking H**** **f? > 'Cos there's the old feudal concept > of diffidatio - if a lord doesn't fulfill his responsibilities, then > revolt is condoned. I was struck by how alien that is to Japanese feudal codes -- "the biggest test of a good samurai is how well he serves a bad daimyo", and peasants who dare to petition their lords for relief of famine confidently expect to be crucified for doing it (altho' etiquette requires the lord to act on their petition). I wonder if there's a WW equivalent? > Effectively, one puts the care of individual family members > above the family ethical code (or lack of one), the other puts > the code first and duty to the individual second. Maybe not. Maybe both have a favorite family member (Winky - Junior, Kreachy - first Old Mistress, then Bella) whom they assist despite the head of the family. From kking0731 at snow15145.yahoo.invalid Wed Apr 18 02:00:47 2007 From: kking0731 at snow15145.yahoo.invalid (snow15145) Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:00:47 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Kneasy: The second itch comes, appropriately enough, from the second book, though key parts of our understanding on this subject come from the fifth volume. But there's a chance, judging by the cover of book 7, that we might get some actual answers regarding this one. Yup, it's old Big Ears. Yoda without the brains, Gollum without the attitude, that disaster dressed in a dish-rag, Dobby, often referred to (around Schloss Kneasy, anyway) as "That F***ing Elf". It's safe to assume he's not my favourite character. Snow: Dobby is a great puzzlement. Dobby shows up under self-interest for Harry's well-being (so he says) and the first thing he does is cause Harry trouble: making noise so that Uncle Vernon reprimands Harry; keeps Harry's letters from his friends (a bit of owl interception) and finally the dessert ala disaster. Next we meet the dear elf-that-wants-to-save-the-chosen-one, we find that his attempt to do so damn near killed Harry and at the very least his ways and means to save him have resulted in a hospital stay; all this to save Harry Potter sir. So far, Dobby is better represented as an enemy than a friend, that is, until the end of the book where he saves Harry from his owner. The next we meet Dobby, he has knitted socks for Harry; something Dumbledore has longed for as a gift. Interestingly enough, something that Harry gives back to Dobby, several times. Then we find that Dobby has the answer to the second task through `mad eye' as he explains it. I really like the fifth book wherein, Dobby tells Harry about the ROR where Dobby helps poor innocent Winky with her drinking problem. Dear Winky gets drunk as a skunk from Butterbeer like Professor Trelawney gets toasted from her cooking Sherry. Both of them need the ROR to hide their I-took-too-much-Nyquil-problem!!! Dobby seems to be a very serviceable elf; he only appears when he is needed. Dobby blinks in and out of service as required. But here's a thought, why can Dobby enter the home of Harry Potter when not even Voldemort can touch him there? Since when can a house- elf just pop into anyone's house let alone the one whose house is protected even beyond his mother's love? I can go along with the `powers of the house elf' can disapperate when Hogwarts strictly prohibits it, but an elf that is to service only his masters desires that can appear anywhere he wishes despite his masters orders is a tad-bit bizarre. Snow I'm torn between commenting on the totally late reply or the congratulations to the acknowledgements to Barry Arrowsmith for his insight to The End of Harry Potter (U.S. edition, March 2007). Congrats Kneasy! ... Name in lights! From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Wed Apr 18 02:35:06 2007 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 02:35:06 -0000 Subject: Petunia's Secret Message-ID: Excerpt from something I posted on TOL today with a few changes: Pippin: Try this -- She's not a witch, nor a squib. Petunia is ex-Phoenix (the Order, that is, not the bird.) No, seriously, wipe the coffee off your keyboard and think about it. We know you don't have to be magical to be in the Order, because there's Mrs. Figg. Petunia reads the newspapers and the magazines, listens to the news, always has her eye on what the neighbors are up to. She'd make a very good spy. And it would be helpful to Dumbledore to have a Muggle's view of things-- he can follow the Muggle media, but not with a Muggle's eyes. He doesn't have the intuitive knowledge to separate tabloid stuff about water-skiing budgies from possible reports of wizard interference, but Petunia does. I've always thought there was a parallel between her and Snape. Both driven by jealousy, yet both seeming to have at their core not so much envy as outrage that life's gifts are distributed so unfairly. Lupin says James was what Snape always wanted to be -- I can certainly see that between Lily and Petunia. It would certainly extend the parallel further if they were both spies. I can't see Lily recruiting Petunia, but maybe Dumbledore did. Maybe young Petunia nursed a hope, like Filch, that she could somehow learn enough to become a witch. And then, when she grew up enough to realize how vain that hope was, she quit. She got involved with Vernon and hoped she had left the WW behind. Sirius says you can't quit the Death Eaters. That implies that you can leave the Order if you choose. Having released Petunia from his orders, Dumbledore could issue no commands or threats, he could only hold her to a bargain. Perhaps the bargain Dumbledore made with his ex-spy was this: if you will take your sister's child into the house on Privet Drive until he comes of age, the Order will keep your secret, you'll never see them at Privet Drive and no Muggle will ever have to know that you once worked with us. That is why no Order member (except Dumbledore himself) ever came to Privet Drive to visit when the Dursleys were there. It explains why Petunia trusted Mrs. Figg to babysit Harry but wouldn't let anyone else do it, even when it caused her massive inconvenience. She knew that Mrs. Figg was a Squib, and wouldn't be alarmed if Harry did any childish magic. It would also explain why Hagrid expected Petunia would have told Harry everything, even though the general wizard assumption is that Muggles know absolutely nothing. It would explain why Petunia hustles Harry away from the oddly dressed strangers who seem to know who they are even though Harry's never seen them before. It would explain why the Order can accost Vernon and Petunia at Kings Cross, but doesn't seem able to follow up on Moody's threat to send someone along if they haven't heard from Harry in three days. I note that Petunia reacts very differently from Vernon in this scene. Vernon blusters angrily, but Petunia is immediately terrified. And of course it explains why Dumbledore can presume to be so familiar with Petunia when he's polite even to the gang of DE's that's trying to murder him. It's why he can leave a baby on her doorstep with only a letter of explanation, send her a Howler, or barge into her house with only the pretense of an invitation. They're old acquaintances, and Petunia is desperate that Vernon never, ever finds this out. That's why "Remember my last" is such a threat. Naturally when Dumbledore shows up in HBP, he makes like they've never met. But "You must be Petunia" is the sort of equivocal language we've heard before. Thoughts? Pippin From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Wed Apr 18 10:48:15 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:48:15 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "snow15145" wrote: > > snip > > > So far, Dobby is better represented as an enemy than a friend, that > is, until the end of the book where he saves Harry from his owner. > > snip > > Dobby seems to be a very serviceable elf; he only appears when he is > needed. Dobby blinks in and out of service as required. > > But here's a thought, why can Dobby enter the home of Harry Potter > when not even Voldemort can touch him there? Since when can a house- > elf just pop into anyone's house let alone the one whose house is > protected even beyond his mother's love? > > I can go along with the `powers of the house elf' can disapperate > when Hogwarts strictly prohibits it, but an elf that is to service > only his masters desires that can appear anywhere he wishes despite > his masters orders is a tad-bit bizarre. > Pertinent observations. Is Dobby a sort of grab-bag plot device, there to provide justification/ explication for bits it would be awkward to assign to other characters, or does he have (or has had, or will have) a key role in his own right in the plot arc? And if so, how and why? The former would be understandable, but the latter would have a much bigger bang factor. For example - there's a post up from Pippin suggesting that Petunia is a Phoenix member - mmm, possible but unlikely IMO. But what if Dobby had been co-opted as a little helper for the organisation? Who on the Voldy side would suspect the lowly House-Elf of a DE as a spy for DD? And DD does have spies. It could explain why DD isn't too bothered about Dobbles making free with the Hogwarts air-space; visiting Harry when possible with timely (if incompetently communicated) warnings; how he came to appreciate Harry's importance - and, possibly very significant if the theory has legs - the reason why Dobby has ended up at Hogwarts under DD's protection. SFAIK it's never explained why, at the end of CoS, Lucius turns up to see DD *with Dobby*. Why was Dobby there? Can't say, but there he was and *in the presence of his master* was busy giving signals to Harry connecting the diary to Malfoy. Does anyone else think that this is strange behaviour from a House-Elf? DD has it all sussed of course. He knows or has surmised that Lurkio was behind the whole thing. Time for the traditional end-of-vol explication from DD, omniscience on the hoof. Except. How did DD find out? Good question. Logical deduction might help somewhat, but a spy would be better. Dobby's actions at the end of CoS are more or less redundant - unless as a clue to the reader that there's been something very interesting going on. Why should Harry be the only person that Dobbles visited at Hogwarts? Lets face it, he'd make an ideal agent-in-place; right in the centre of the enemy camp, able to overhear anything discussed, and totally ignored. Have we been under-estimating the little freak? > > I'm torn between commenting on the totally late reply or the > congratulations to the acknowledgements to Barry Arrowsmith for his > insight to The End of Harry Potter (U.S. edition, March 2007). > Congrats Kneasy! ... Name in lights! > Um. Thank you. It was a surprise to me, too. Or will be; SFAIK the 2nd ed. hasn't been released here in the UK yet. Langford is a friend of a friend, so I traded on that in contacting him and noting that there were lots more ideas and theories available from the Potterhead fanatics on the boards and did he want suggestions? And by the way, here's one: Ravenclaw's wand. To-ing and fro-ing of emails, but unfortunately he couldn't. Gollancz wanted the same page count and there was no space to expand, though he did like the idea I'd thrown in and would squeeze it in as a footnote. I hope he's included my caveat that the idea that it was the wand in Olivanders window came from someone else; hate it to be thought that I'd claim another fan's brainwaves as my own. Kneasy From kking0731 at snow15145.yahoo.invalid Thu Apr 19 02:27:48 2007 From: kking0731 at snow15145.yahoo.invalid (snow15145) Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 02:27:48 -0000 Subject: OT The Book, was: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Snow previous: > I'm torn between commenting on the totally late reply or the > congratulations to the acknowledgements to Barry Arrowsmith for his > insight to The End of Harry Potter (U.S. edition, March 2007). > Congrats Kneasy! ... Name in lights! > Kneasy: Um. Thank you. It was a surprise to me, too. Or will be; SFAIK the 2nd ed. hasn't been released here in the UK yet. Langford is a friend of a friend, so I traded on that in contacting him and noting that there were lots more ideas and theories available from the Potterhead fanatics on the boards and did he want suggestions? And by the way, here's one: Ravenclaw's wand. To-ing and fro-ing of emails, but unfortunately he couldn't. Gollancz wanted the same page count and there was no space to expand, though he did like the idea I'd thrown in and would squeeze it in as a footnote. I hope he's included my caveat that the idea that it was the wand in Olivanders window came from someone else; hate it to be thought that I'd claim another fan's brainwaves as my own. Snow: I'm shocked you didn't even know your were given credit, not just any credit but the lead credit of the Acknowledgements and Thanks section at the back end of the book. I must enlighten you of what was written: "When I write a book, I need a good many people to get behind and shove hard. Thanks are due to all the following: Barry Arrowsmith, for the Ravenclaw-Tarot-Wand theory and other interesting comments on this book's hardback edition." (The End Of Harry Potter? By David Langford) The list continues on to include Rich Coad, Malcolm Edwards, Nick Lowe, Christopher Priest, Lizzy Priest, Mark Rodgers, J.K. Rowling (credit given before the author), Yvonne Rousseau, Gordon Smith, Martin Morse Wooster and W. Fredrick Zimmerman. The wand in the window was part of the scenario but no specifics as to who gave the actual idea appeared at the citation so I would say you were off the hook as to whether or not you attempted to take credit for that particular idea within the theory. In fact, I'm rather curious what other ideas you gave him after reading his first hard back edition, since he doesn't specify directly. (Hell, you might be asking yourself the same question once you read this edition) Langford was an interesting read, unlike the majority of the `unauthorized' guild. There were a few delicious tidbits that I hadn't thought of which brought the old mind back to churning out new possibilities. I hadn't read Langford's first copy but in this one he questions whether Voldy is an animagus of the snake in the ministry...and I thought I scoped everything. It was very cool to see your name in the book...although I always thought, like many, that you would have broke down and wrote one yourself. (I remember you being encouraged to do so some time ago) Congrats again, Snow From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Thu Apr 19 09:51:25 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:51:25 -0000 Subject: OT The Book, was: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "snow15145" wrote: > > I'm shocked you didn't even know your were given credit, not just any > credit but the lead credit of the Acknowledgements and Thanks section > at the back end of the book. I must enlighten you of what was written: > > "When I write a book, I need a good many people to get behind and > shove hard. Thanks are due to all the following: > > Barry Arrowsmith, for the Ravenclaw-Tarot-Wand theory and other > interesting comments on this book's hardback edition." (The End Of > Harry Potter? By David Langford) > > The list continues on to include Rich Coad, Malcolm Edwards, Nick > Lowe, Christopher Priest, Lizzy Priest, Mark Rodgers, J.K. Rowling > (credit given before the author), Yvonne Rousseau, Gordon Smith, > Martin Morse Wooster and W. Fredrick Zimmerman. > Not surprising I'm first; it's one of the benefits of having a surname starting with a letter from the front end of the alphabet. I recognise a couple of heavyweights from the UK SF crowd amongst the names - Malcolm Edwards and Chris Priest (he wrote 'The Prestige' recently filmed, along with many other good books). The others, I'm not familiar with, though Fred Zimmerman rings a faint bell. > The wand in the window was part of the scenario but no specifics as > to who gave the actual idea appeared at the citation so I would say > you were off the hook as to whether or not you attempted to take > credit for that particular idea within the theory. In fact, I'm > rather curious what other ideas you gave him after reading his first > hard back edition, since he doesn't specify directly. (Hell, you > might be asking yourself the same question once you read this edition) > None, as a matter of fact. Though I did push the idea that Possession Theory had wider applicability than many currently appreciate. (In retrospect it didn't matter. The 2nd ed. was intended to correct errors, not introduce new material, though this only emerged later. There was a tight time-frame, too. Gollancz wanted the corrections like, yesterday. This was in January.) In the 1st. ed. he suggests linking the Mirror to RR because it has clawed feet - reaching a bit IMO, so my opening gambit was to posit a Tarot connection (plenty of other Tarot references in HBP) to identify the Ravenclaw relic as a wand and as a theory with pointers already in the text. "Ah," said he,"mind if I use that?" "Feel free," says I, "but I didn't think up the Olivander window bit." (That was Neri, I think; must check back.) The main reason I contacted him was to lead up to the suggestion that someone, sometime, ought to produce a book looking at the HP phenomenon from the *adult* fan perspective, including the boards, theorising, fan-fiction and so on, and since his book seemed to be clearly aimed at that end of the market, had he ever considered the idea? Hell of a cheek, but he has written a lot of reviews, analyses and lit. crit. pieces on SF and Whodunnit books and phenomena already. Mostly it was an exercise in trying to tempt/persuade him to get more heavily involved in adult Potterdom (he's a fan but by no means a Potterhead). Swamping him with theories and extracts of posts from distinguished posters was ajudged as probably being counter-productive. Caused him enough trouble as it was - a comment from Carolyn questioning the quality of his research - an observation he made re: Jo's plotting and info dumps becoming more sophisticated, and using the scene in the PM's office at the start of HBP to highlight his contention (even though Jo has stated that she had considered using this scene as far back as book 2). That caused a groan - he knew this but didn't think fans would bother about it and wasn't aware that such a piece of trivia misuse could cause outrage. It was then that I introduced him to the existence of LOONs and the possibility of doubts being cast on his credibility. I assume that's been tidied up as well. > Langford was an interesting read, unlike the majority of > the `unauthorized' guild. There were a few delicious tidbits that I > hadn't thought of which brought the old mind back to churning out new > possibilities. I hadn't read Langford's first copy but in this one he > questions whether Voldy is an animagus of the snake in the > ministry...and I thought I scoped everything. > He's a good bloke, has a pleasant and informed writing style and has an eye for plotting and clues. Seemed an ideal candidate for authoring more on HP. Unfortunately he's committed to other stuff and so escaped the net. For the time being, anyway. I plan a further campaign at a later date. > It was very cool to see your name in the book...although I always > thought, like many, that you would have broke down and wrote one > yourself. (I remember you being encouraged to do so some time ago) > Yes, it will be... when I eventually get a copy. Mind you, conscientiously quoting sources, references etc. is inbred, he started life as a nuclear physicist and in the sciences any back- sliding in that area results in a professional lynching. Me write a book? Too much like hard work. Besides, can you imagine the quantity of unsolicited HP related material from unknowns that's already cluttering up publishers offices? How much of it will actually be read, do you think? Much better if someone who already has a foot in the door does it. Kneasy From svderark at hp_lexicon.yahoo.invalid Thu Apr 19 12:12:35 2007 From: svderark at hp_lexicon.yahoo.invalid (Steve Vander Ark) Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 08:12:35 -0400 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Petunia's Secret In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <002601c7827c$04c89bc0$0e59d340$@com> This is a wonderful theory. I'd love to post it on the Lexicon, Pippin. Would you mind sending me an email so we can talk about that? Steve The Harry Potter Lexicon -----Original Message----- From: the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com [mailto:the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of pippin_999 Sent: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 10:35 PM To: the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com Subject: [the_old_crowd] Petunia's Secret Excerpt from something I posted on TOL today with a few changes: Pippin: Try this -- She's not a witch, nor a squib. Petunia is ex-Phoenix (the Order, that is, not the bird.) No, seriously, wipe the coffee off your keyboard and think about it. We know you don't have to be magical to be in the Order, because there's Mrs. Figg. Petunia reads the newspapers and the magazines, listens to the news, always has her eye on what the neighbors are up to. She'd make a very good spy. And it would be helpful to Dumbledore to have a Muggle's view of things-- he can follow the Muggle media, but not with a Muggle's eyes. He doesn't have the intuitive knowledge to separate tabloid stuff about water-skiing budgies from possible reports of wizard interference, but Petunia does. I've always thought there was a parallel between her and Snape. Both driven by jealousy, yet both seeming to have at their core not so much envy as outrage that life's gifts are distributed so unfairly. Lupin says James was what Snape always wanted to be -- I can certainly see that between Lily and Petunia. It would certainly extend the parallel further if they were both spies. I can't see Lily recruiting Petunia, but maybe Dumbledore did. Maybe young Petunia nursed a hope, like Filch, that she could somehow learn enough to become a witch. And then, when she grew up enough to realize how vain that hope was, she quit. She got involved with Vernon and hoped she had left the WW behind. Sirius says you can't quit the Death Eaters. That implies that you can leave the Order if you choose. Having released Petunia from his orders, Dumbledore could issue no commands or threats, he could only hold her to a bargain. Perhaps the bargain Dumbledore made with his ex-spy was this: if you will take your sister's child into the house on Privet Drive until he comes of age, the Order will keep your secret, you'll never see them at Privet Drive and no Muggle will ever have to know that you once worked with us. That is why no Order member (except Dumbledore himself) ever came to Privet Drive to visit when the Dursleys were there. It explains why Petunia trusted Mrs. Figg to babysit Harry but wouldn't let anyone else do it, even when it caused her massive inconvenience. She knew that Mrs. Figg was a Squib, and wouldn't be alarmed if Harry did any childish magic. It would also explain why Hagrid expected Petunia would have told Harry everything, even though the general wizard assumption is that Muggles know absolutely nothing. It would explain why Petunia hustles Harry away from the oddly dressed strangers who seem to know who they are even though Harry's never seen them before. It would explain why the Order can accost Vernon and Petunia at Kings Cross, but doesn't seem able to follow up on Moody's threat to send someone along if they haven't heard from Harry in three days. I note that Petunia reacts very differently from Vernon in this scene. Vernon blusters angrily, but Petunia is immediately terrified. And of course it explains why Dumbledore can presume to be so familiar with Petunia when he's polite even to the gang of DE's that's trying to murder him. It's why he can leave a baby on her doorstep with only a letter of explanation, send her a Howler, or barge into her house with only the pretense of an invitation. They're old acquaintances, and Petunia is desperate that Vernon never, ever finds this out. That's why "Remember my last" is such a threat. Naturally when Dumbledore shows up in HBP, he makes like they've never met. But "You must be Petunia" is the sort of equivocal language we've heard before. Thoughts? Pippin Yahoo! Groups Links From carolynwhite2 at carolynwhite2.yahoo.invalid Thu Apr 19 21:04:35 2007 From: carolynwhite2 at carolynwhite2.yahoo.invalid (carolynwhite2) Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 21:04:35 -0000 Subject: OT The Book, was: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Barry Arrowsmith" wrote: > The main reason I contacted him was to lead up to the suggestion > that someone, sometime, ought to produce a book looking at the > HP phenomenon from the *adult* fan perspective, including the > boards, theorising, fan-fiction and so on, and since his book > seemed to be clearly aimed at that end of the market, had he > ever considered the idea? > Hell of a cheek, but he has written a lot of reviews, analyses and > lit. crit. pieces on SF and Whodunnit books and phenomena already. > Carolyn: Nearly worked, too. Might still come off..let's keep on at him. > > Caused him enough trouble as it was - a comment from Carolyn > questioning the quality of his research - an observation he made > re: Jo's plotting and info dumps becoming more sophisticated, and > using the scene in the PM's office at the start of HBP to highlight > his contention (even though Jo has stated that she had considered > using this scene as far back as book 2). That caused a groan - he > knew this but didn't think fans would bother about it and wasn't > aware that such a piece of trivia misuse could cause outrage. > It was then that I introduced him to the existence of LOONs and > the possibility of doubts being cast on his credibility. > I assume that's been tidied up as well. Well, tut tut. Have to uphold standards y'know. Not trivia. LOONS forever etc. Anyway, his carelessness defeated the point of his observation; I was only trying to help.. > > He's a good bloke, has a pleasant and informed writing style and has an eye for plotting and clues. Seemed an ideal candidate for authoring more on HP. Unfortunately he's committed to other stuff and so escaped the net. For the time being, anyway. I plan a further campaign at a later date. C: Still think an edited digest of the very best theory might whet his appetite. Snow: > > It was very cool to see your name in the book...although I always > > thought, like many, that you would have broke down and wrote one > > yourself. (I remember you being encouraged to do so some time ago) > > Me write a book? Too much like hard work. > Besides, can you imagine the quantity of unsolicited HP related material from unknowns that's already cluttering up publishers offices? > How much of it will actually be read, do you think? > Much better if someone who already has a foot in the door does it. > > Kneasy > Ah, but, nothing like the twisted Kneasy mind on top form. 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man of a certain age would be vastly entertained to annoy a significant number of people by being ever-so right..' etc Carolyn ..always a publisher, despite other distractions From joym999 at joywitch_z_curmudgeon.yahoo.invalid Thu Apr 19 23:15:39 2007 From: joym999 at joywitch_z_curmudgeon.yahoo.invalid (joywitch_z_curmudgeon) Date: Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:15:39 -0000 Subject: Petunia's Secret In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" wrote: a really interesting theory about Petunia that explains a lot, to me. > > Thoughts? > Wow, you're brilliant, Pippin. Wrong about Lupin, but brilliant. --Joy From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Fri Apr 20 14:27:12 2007 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 14:27:12 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Kneasy:> > DD has it all sussed of course. He knows or has surmised that Lurkio > was behind the whole thing. Time for the traditional end-of-vol > explication from DD, omniscience on the hoof. > Except. How did DD find out? Pippin: Unless Dumbledore's peripheral vision is extraordinarily poor, he should be able to see Dobby pointing to the diary too. Besides, Lucius slips up a bit. "Have you caught the culprit?" should have been "I take it Hagrid had an accomplice?" Only someone with information on the real villain would *know* that Hagrid had been innocent all along. Even Harry couldn't be sure till he'd heard from Aragog. Kneasy: > Dobby's actions at the end of CoS are more or less redundant - unless > as a clue to the reader that there's been something very interesting > going on. Pippin: Kneasy, my boy, you're on to something. Not that I believe Dobby was Dumbledore's agent-in-place at the Malfoys though I could well believe be became a Dumbledore agent when he went to work at Hogwarts. But since he's the one who warns Harry of Umbridge's ambush and he seems to be currently employed in supervising Kreacher, that's hardly bangy. But according to Dumbledore in HBP, Lucius believed The Diary would simply cause the Chamber to reopen. A memory, we're told, should not have been able to think and act for itself. I assume that means the Diary should have had only limited volition, like the portraits and the Marauder's Map -- they can do the sorts of things they've always done, but they don't attempt anything new. Mrs. Black can't be persuaded to temper her opinions, and the Map, though it is now older than two of its makers will ever be, still has the sensibility (so to speak) of a teenager. If the Diary were an object of that sort it would have been no threat to Harry. His blood is purer than that of many a Slytherin -- Severus Snape for one. But Dobby knew it was something more, knew that Harry Potter specifically would be in great danger. So, did Dobby recognize the Diary as a horcrux? Do all House Elves have this ability? Does Kreacher? Pippin Congratulating Kneasy on his ascent to the heights of BNFdom From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Fri Apr 20 16:30:52 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:30:52 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "pippin_999" wrote: > > > Pippin: > Unless Dumbledore's peripheral vision is extraordinarily poor, he should > be able to see Dobby pointing to the diary too. Besides, Lucius slips up > a bit. "Have you caught the culprit?" should have been "I take it Hagrid had > an accomplice?" Only someone with information on the real villain would > *know* that Hagrid had been innocent all along. Even Harry couldn't be > sure till he'd heard from Aragog. > Depends on positioning, which is alluded to, but not nailed down for certain. According to the text: "And still, behind his back, Dobby was pointing..." The assumption being that Dobby is behind Malfoy when viewed from DD's position, 'cos if he'd been in front or to the side, then Lucius would have seen his signals. And if he's behind Malfoy, can DD see what he's up to? Probably not. And anyway, it's more fun if DD is a sneaky, conniving old rogue who keeps his cards (and his sources) close to his chest. > > Pippin: > Kneasy, my boy, you're on to something. Not that I believe Dobby was > Dumbledore's agent-in-place at the Malfoys though I could well believe be > became a Dumbledore agent when he went to work at Hogwarts. But since > he's the one who warns Harry of Umbridge's ambush and he seems > to be currently employed in supervising Kreacher, that's hardly bangy. > > But according to Dumbledore in HBP, Lucius believed The Diary would > simply cause the Chamber to reopen. A memory, we're told, should not > have been able to think and act for itself. I assume that means the Diary > should have had only limited volition, like the portraits and the > Marauder's Map -- they can do the sorts of things they've always > done, but they don't attempt anything new. Mrs. Black can't be > persuaded to temper her opinions, and the Map, though it is now > older than two of its makers will ever be, still has the sensibility > (so to speak) of a teenager. > > If the Diary were an object of that sort it would have been no > threat to Harry. His blood is purer than that of many a Slytherin -- > Severus Snape for one. But Dobby knew it was something more, > knew that Harry Potter specifically would be in great danger. So, > did Dobby recognize the Diary as a horcrux? Do all House Elves > have this ability? Does Kreacher? > Hmm. Worth thinking about, might offer more on that after pondering. Though as one who doesn't totally trust everything that DD says to Harry, the deductions do tend to get a bit twisty. For example, how did DD know what Lucius thought would happen? > Pippin > Congratulating Kneasy on his ascent to the heights of BNFdom > BNF? Wasszat? Go on, I'm mug enough to fall for it. From dfrankiswork at davewitley.yahoo.invalid Fri Apr 20 21:26:08 2007 From: dfrankiswork at davewitley.yahoo.invalid (davewitley) Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:26:08 -0000 Subject: Professor Snape still on the loose Message-ID: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180391,00.html David From dfrankiswork at davewitley.yahoo.invalid Fri Apr 20 21:34:02 2007 From: dfrankiswork at davewitley.yahoo.invalid (davewitley) Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:34:02 -0000 Subject: Once more - with answers In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Pippin > > Congratulating Kneasy on his ascent to the heights of BNFdom > > > Kneasy: > BNF? > Wasszat? > Go on, I'm mug enough to fall for it. It's an ancient fandom curse. Big Name Fan. The normal fate of a BNF is to be torn to pieces by all the other BNFs. D From foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid Fri Apr 20 22:06:21 2007 From: foxmoth at pippin_999.yahoo.invalid (pippin_999) Date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 22:06:21 -0000 Subject: Once more - with questions. part 2. In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Kneasy: > Depends on positioning, which is alluded to, but not nailed down for certain. > According to the text: > "And still, behind his back, Dobby was pointing..." > The assumption being that Dobby is behind Malfoy when viewed from DD's > position, 'cos if he'd been in front or to the side, then Lucius would have > seen his signals. And if he's behind Malfoy, can DD see what he's up to? > Probably not. Pippin: Dobby is pointing first to the diary, which is in Dumbledore's hand, and then to Lucius. If he were standing directly behind Lucius in a line with Dumbledore, then he shouldn't be able to point at the diary because Lucius would be in the way. He must be leaning out, or be standing at an angle. Dumbledore would be able to see him pointing at the diary and then pointing at something else, then a pause, and the sound of Dobby punching himself, which Lucius has learned to ignore. Kneasy: > Hmm. Worth thinking about, might offer more on that after pondering. > Though as one who doesn't totally trust everything that DD says to > Harry, the deductions do tend to get a bit twisty. For example, how > did DD know what Lucius thought would happen? Pippin: Snape, I suppose, though doubtless you will come up with a twistier answer. > > > Pippin > > Congratulating Kneasy on his ascent to the heights of BNFdom > > > > BNF? > Wasszat? > Go on, I'm mug enough to fall for it. Pippin: Big Name Fan, ie, someone who has achieved recognition for his fandom. The proper response of course, is to deny that one is any such thing Well done. Pippin From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 21 09:56:22 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:56:22 -0000 Subject: Will there be dragons? Message-ID: Dragons are popular, dragons are fun - in the abstract, that is. Kids love 'em, or the idea of them - monstrous, scaly, flying flame-throwers, what could engage the imagination of a blood-thirsty little 'un more? The treatment dragons get in legend, fiction and especially art, tends to be ... patchy. There are some weird and wonderful depictions out there, usually of St George doing his stuff, with things from the size of a house down to the Pistrucci representation. Titchy thing. Hardly worth polishing your armour for. No wonder George won. In fairness, it had to be fitted onto the reverse of gold sovereigns 0.75 inches across, so perhaps he was forced to think small. Still, it does call to mind Pratchett's swamp dragons - small, dim, harmless and liable to explosively self-destruct at the slightest provocation. You don't think that copies of his books slipped through a time-warp back to 1816, do you? Fantasy writers soon put things in their true perspective. After all, if you want to paint someone as really heroic, he'll need to face down something a bit more impressively sized than a pig with a goose-neck. As a consequence Diana Wynne Jones, in her ''Tough Guide to Fantasy Land' can assert: "Dragons are very large [...] They are always very old [...] They are quite like people, provided you can get their attention. They are very wise and can do magic of a type not known to other magic users. But they do not have human emotions. This can cause misunderstandings [...] the relationship can be a bit edgy. This is because dragons can, if they want, eat people." Sounds more like the description of a fearsome aunt from Wodehouse than a species of killer lizard, but perhaps I'm out of date. And what's with the fashion for inter-species chatter? Never did get to grips with that. Why would dragons want to talk to humans anyway instead of getting on with dragonish things for dragonish reasons? And age-old wisdom and philosophising thrown in for good measure. Ugh. It's irritating enough having know-it-all mages acting smugly omniscient while swanning around the fantasy tales without the livestock getting in on the act as well. Personally, if dragons have to communicate, I'd prefer the ones that look the hero in the eye with the words "Ah! Lunch!" (Note: McCaffreys lot on Pern aren't proper dragons - they came out of a test-tube, a deliberate GM breeding programme - though how you invent a telepathic beastie when your own species isn't telepathic even amongst themselves defeats me. It's to up the slush-factor during those heart-warming 'impressings' that occur with depressing regularity, I suppose.) And why make them magical? They've enough going for them already - big verging on ginormous, more or less impervious scales, able to fly intercontinental without a break, big teeth, claws, a touchy disposition and with a built-in pest-zapper. Isn't that enough? Happily, with Jo, it is. None of the flaming philosophers, arcane arsonists, nor inscrutable incendiarist types here, thank you very much. And not a dietary preference for chubby sacrificial maidens and/or a gold fixation in sight for the flammenwerfing reptiloids in HP. (Though as explained in a previous post, the gold bedding thing is a misunderstanding. In short, in olden days gold was portable currency, dragons ate people wearing their life savings (who says you can't take it with you), and gold being a notoriously inert element, it survived the journey through the chemical hell of the dragon digestive system to be expelled at the distal end. Dragons therefore sleep on their own droppings. Most unhygienic.) No, Jo gives us the full monte of short-tempered ravening monsters who just want to be left in peace to snack on cattle and unwary travellers and any interferring busybody who pokes their nose into dragon affairs is liable to find that it's reduced to a dribble of ash down their shirt-front. No short-changing of mayhem-addicted readers or infliction of insipid fluffiness here. Splendid. But are they to feature in book 7, that's the question. Be nice if they did, but rumours (unsubstantiated? dunno) say not, which would be a pity. Crispy wizards scattered around the fringes of the Last Battle would add that little extra something, not so much a blaze of glory as a blaze of gory. Mmm! Yes please! OK. If no dragons, so be it, disappointing as that may be - but what about dragon's blood? Will that have a role to play? Many hope so, convinced that among the 12 properties of dragon's blood is a little something of plot significance. In Norse mythology being dipped in dragon's blood makes one impervious to weapons, but since there aren't many weapons as such in the WW, that's not much help. One small thing, though - dragon's blood is 'greenish'. And green is such an important colour in the Potter books. Kneasy P.S. Calling Sally Gallo! What happened with your ponderings over dragon's blood? Seem to recall it's been, what, a year or more? Any conclusions? P.P.S. Re: BNF. >Dave: >It's an ancient fandom curse. Big Name Fan. The normal fate of a >BNF is to be torn to pieces by all the other BNFs. Ah. Thank you (I think). Do you mean literally, or just my posts? 'Cos that's been happening for years... no change there, then. Psst! What's the counter-curse? >Pippin: >Big Name Fan, ie, someone who has achieved recognition for his >fandom. >The proper response of course, is to deny that one is any such >thing BNF? Me? Nah, just a humble scribbler, a dewy-eyed ingenue toiling away on the boards, undeserving of reward or recognition, surprised and grateful if the newest of neo-fans deigns to notice his insubstantial offerings. The acknowledgement? Probably an editorial error. Like that, you mean? From carolynwhite2 at carolynwhite2.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 21 12:29:54 2007 From: carolynwhite2 at carolynwhite2.yahoo.invalid (carolynwhite2) Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:29:54 -0000 Subject: Will there be dragons? In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "Barry Arrowsmith" wrote: > BNF? Me? Nah, just a humble scribbler, a dewy-eyed ingenue toiling > away on the boards, undeserving of reward or recognition, surprised > and grateful if the newest of neo-fans deigns to notice his > insubstantial offerings. > The acknowledgement? Probably an editorial error. > Like that, you mean? > One of those posts where it's inadvisable to be drinking anything whilst sat at the keyboard. The clean up operation may take some time. C From Pookie1_uk at pookie1_uk.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 21 19:40:16 2007 From: Pookie1_uk at pookie1_uk.yahoo.invalid (S Culfeather) Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 20:40:16 +0100 (BST) Subject: [the_old_crowd] Professor Snape still on the loose In-Reply-To: Message-ID: <378288.11076.qm@...> Haha, love the picture's title - "Rickman as Sanpe" I reckon Severus would have a thing or three to say about that typo! Serena > http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180391,00.html > > David > > From katmac at lagattalucianese.yahoo.invalid Sat Apr 21 23:59:38 2007 From: katmac at lagattalucianese.yahoo.invalid (Kat Macfarlane) Date: Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:59:38 -0700 Subject: [the_old_crowd] Will there be dragons? References: Message-ID: <002e01c78471$2d402d60$482fdcd1@...> Magical ones-- Gatta is just coming down from a writing assignment (actually, several writing assignments), which is why she has been incommunicada lately. Gatta would love to adopt a swamp dragon, except that she isn't sure how it would get along with her cat children. Also, she has a shag carpet, which might suffer catastrophically should the poor little guy ingest a can of beans.... (Gatta wonders, do dragons ever spout flames at both ends?) She is pleasantly reminded of a fantasy short story a friend of hers wrote, in which the Princess is explaining kindly but firmly to the rescuing Knight in Shining Armor that yes, she really prefers to go on living with the dragon, because he talks with her, something no human males she has encountered ever do, and she finds his company much more enjoyable than that of ardent swains in or out of armor. (He's also teaching her serious magic.) In re Harry Potter: The Latin word draco is both a dragon and a serpent. Has anyone speculated that LV is on his way to becoming a dragon? Perhaps in the last battle, Harry will become the archetypal hero prince facing down the archetypal dragon? Purrs, --Gatta Dragons are popular, dragons are fun - in the abstract, that is. Kids love 'em, or the idea of them - monstrous, scaly, flying flame-throwers, what could engage the imagination of a blood-thirsty little 'un more? The treatment dragons get in legend, fiction and especially art, tends to be ... patchy. There are some weird and wonderful depictions out there, usually of St George doing his stuff, with things from the size of a house down to the Pistrucci representation. Titchy thing. Hardly worth polishing your armour for. No wonder George won. In fairness, it had to be fitted onto the reverse of gold sovereigns 0.75 inches across, so perhaps he was forced to think small. Still, it does call to mind Pratchett's swamp dragons - small, dim, harmless and liable to explosively self-destruct at the slightest provocation. You don't think that copies of his books slipped through a time-warp back to 1816, do you? Fantasy writers soon put things in their true perspective. After all, if you want to paint someone as really heroic, he'll need to face down something a bit more impressively sized than a pig with a goose-neck. As a consequence Diana Wynne Jones, in her ''Tough Guide to Fantasy Land' can assert: "Dragons are very large [...] They are always very old [...] They are quite like people, provided you can get their attention. They are very wise and can do magic of a type not known to other magic users. But they do not have human emotions. This can cause misunderstandings [...] the relationship can be a bit edgy. This is because dragons can, if they want, eat people." Sounds more like the description of a fearsome aunt from Wodehouse than a species of killer lizard, but perhaps I'm out of date. And what's with the fashion for inter-species chatter? Never did get to grips with that. Why would dragons want to talk to humans anyway instead of getting on with dragonish things for dragonish reasons? And age-old wisdom and philosophising thrown in for good measure. Ugh. It's irritating enough having know-it-all mages acting smugly omniscient while swanning around the fantasy tales without the livestock getting in on the act as well. Personally, if dragons have to communicate, I'd prefer the ones that look the hero in the eye with the words "Ah! Lunch!" (Note: McCaffreys lot on Pern aren't proper dragons - they came out of a test-tube, a deliberate GM breeding programme - though how you invent a telepathic beastie when your own species isn't telepathic even amongst themselves defeats me. It's to up the slush-factor during those heart-warming 'impressings' that occur with depressing regularity, I suppose.) And why make them magical? They've enough going for them already - big verging on ginormous, more or less impervious scales, able to fly intercontinental without a break, big teeth, claws, a touchy disposition and with a built-in pest-zapper. Isn't that enough? Happily, with Jo, it is. None of the flaming philosophers, arcane arsonists, nor inscrutable incendiarist types here, thank you very much. And not a dietary preference for chubby sacrificial maidens and/or a gold fixation in sight for the flammenwerfing reptiloids in HP. (Though as explained in a previous post, the gold bedding thing is a misunderstanding. In short, in olden days gold was portable currency, dragons ate people wearing their life savings (who says you can't take it with you), and gold being a notoriously inert element, it survived the journey through the chemical hell of the dragon digestive system to be expelled at the distal end. Dragons therefore sleep on their own droppings. Most unhygienic.) No, Jo gives us the full monte of short-tempered ravening monsters who just want to be left in peace to snack on cattle and unwary travellers and any interferring busybody who pokes their nose into dragon affairs is liable to find that it's reduced to a dribble of ash down their shirt-front. No short-changing of mayhem-addicted readers or infliction of insipid fluffiness here. Splendid. But are they to feature in book 7, that's the question. Be nice if they did, but rumours (unsubstantiated? dunno) say not, which would be a pity. Crispy wizards scattered around the fringes of the Last Battle would add that little extra something, not so much a blaze of glory as a blaze of gory. Mmm! Yes please! OK. If no dragons, so be it, disappointing as that may be - but what about dragon's blood? Will that have a role to play? Many hope so, convinced that among the 12 properties of dragon's blood is a little something of plot significance. In Norse mythology being dipped in dragon's blood makes one impervious to weapons, but since there aren't many weapons as such in the WW, that's not much help. One small thing, though - dragon's blood is 'greenish'. And green is such an important colour in the Potter books. Kneasy P.S. Calling Sally Gallo! What happened with your ponderings over dragon's blood? Seem to recall it's been, what, a year or more? Any conclusions? P.P.S. Re: BNF. >Dave: >It's an ancient fandom curse. Big Name Fan. The normal fate of a >BNF is to be torn to pieces by all the other BNFs. Ah. Thank you (I think). Do you mean literally, or just my posts? 'Cos that's been happening for years... no change there, then. Psst! What's the counter-curse? >Pippin: >Big Name Fan, ie, someone who has achieved recognition for his >fandom. >The proper response of course, is to deny that one is any such >thing BNF? Me? Nah, just a humble scribbler, a dewy-eyed ingenue toiling away on the boards, undeserving of reward or recognition, surprised and grateful if the newest of neo-fans deigns to notice his insubstantial offerings. The acknowledgement? Probably an editorial error. Like that, you mean? [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] From dfrankiswork at davewitley.yahoo.invalid Sun Apr 22 22:54:39 2007 From: dfrankiswork at davewitley.yahoo.invalid (davewitley) Date: Sun, 22 Apr 2007 22:54:39 -0000 Subject: Will there be dragons? In-Reply-To: Message-ID: Dave: > >It's an ancient fandom curse. Big Name Fan. The normal fate of a > >BNF is to be torn to pieces by all the other BNFs. > Kneasy: > Ah. Thank you (I think). > Do you mean literally, or just my posts? > 'Cos that's been happening for years... no change there, then. > Psst! What's the counter-curse? If you get the choice, go for literally. It's much more humane. David From arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid Mon Apr 23 12:34:30 2007 From: arrowsmithbt at kneasy.yahoo.invalid (Barry Arrowsmith) Date: Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:34:30 -0000 Subject: Will there be dragons? In-Reply-To: Message-ID: --- In the_old_crowd at yahoogroups.com, "davewitley" wrote: > > Dave: > > >It's an ancient fandom curse. Big Name Fan. The normal fate of a > > >BNF is to be torn to pieces by all the other BNFs. > > > Kneasy: > > Ah. Thank you (I think). > > Do you mean literally, or just my posts? > > 'Cos that's been happening for years... no change there, then. > > Psst! What's the counter-curse? > > If you get the choice, go for literally. It's much more humane. > > David > Good thinking. Right, soon sort that out - Schloss Kneasy to DEFCON 4. Igor, get that oil on the boil, grease the man-traps and load the catapults with the collected works of Leonard Cohen. And from now on Plonker, The Hound from Hell, will relocate to the main gate, where she can practice sleeping in an agressive manner. Now where did I put that chain-mail bunny-suit....