My Predictions for the last book

[joywitch_z_curmudgeon]

This is what I predict will happen in HP& the Deathly Hallows:

Snape will die the horrible, painful death he so deserves, but he will
turn out to be loyal to Dumbledore and do something to assist Harry
before he dies.

Harry will kill Voldemort, assisted by the same 5 as were at the MOM
with him in OOP

Or, possibly, Neville Longbottom will strike the final blow that kills
Voldie.  Either way, Neville's toast.  He'll die heroically and
bravely, though.

Percy Weasley, Remus Lupin, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Dudley Dursley and
Hagrid are also toast, and maybe some other Weasleys. 

Trelawney will predict something important that no one will pay any
attention to, until too late.

Draco Malfoy will do something cowardly.

Bellatrix LeStrange will do something dastardly.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, McGonagal, and Madam Marsh will all
survive.

Petunia, who knows more than she's letting on, will finally do
something useful, probably to avenge the death of her son.

Stan Shunpike will be released from Azkaban and do something to assist
the good guys.

Peter Pettigrew will do something to help Harry, although perhaps not
totally willingly.

Dobby will also do something helpful.

Aside from the diary, and the ring, Harry will find the four horcruxes
as follows:
-- the locket which was stolen from the lake by Regulus Black who hid
it in Grimmauld Place.  Kreacher squirreled it away somewhere and
Harry will find it accidently.
-- Nagini, who Harry will order around because he speaks parseltongue.
-- The Hogwart's Head Boy badge (first seen on Percy in POA).  It will
be given to Head Boy Harry, who will not realize at first that it's a
horcrux.  (I'm not sure how Harry is going to be persuaded to return
to Hogwarts, but this may have something to do with it.  He'll hear a
rumor that there's a horcrux hidden at Hogwarts or something.)
-- Something we haven't seen yet.  Hufflepuff's cup from  Hepzibah
Smith's house will turn out to be a red herring.

So, it will turn out that we've been introduced to one horcrux per
book, if you include Voldie himself.

And, my theory that these books are actually non-fiction and JKR is
under a spell to write them in order to prepare the Muggle world to be
taken over by Voldemort will turn out to be true.  In fact, we're
already living under Voldemort, who in 1998 took some Polyjuice Potion
and some of Dick Cheney's nose hairs and, well, it's no use explaining
the rest...BECAUSE NO ONE EVER BELIEVES ME! But you'll see....