Happy Holidays

dungrollin spotthedungbeetle at hotmail.com
Thu Dec 22 09:01:37 UTC 2005


> WHAT!
> Miss H magically appears within two minutes of the posting, 
attracted mainly by the aroma of chocolate.
> 
> Your sister is becoming a chocolatier.. ?? How come I don't have 
> civilised family like this? 
...
> Oh.. er, yes, the catalogue. Miss H recollects herself, reaches for 
the foghorn:
> 
...
> Wanders off chortling thinking we all ought to post some pics this 
> year, starting with Dot's graduation hat..
>

Dot tries to look smug through the tinnitus from the foghorn and her 
second helping of rum. She casually lets slip that it's also cocoa 
harvest time here in Cote d'Ivoire... There are trucks full of 
fermented cocoa all over the roads, you just cruise behind them and 
let the divine scent distract you from the damage the potholes are 
doing to your suspension.

Dot (who might be persuaded to relax the copyright demands of that 
silly hat photo, in exchange for one of Miss H with a kneazle or two 
and a pretty Christmas hat at an amusingly rakish angle...)







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