Granger Progress Report, etc
Sean Dwyer
ewe2 at aardvark.net.au
Thu Feb 24 17:17:46 UTC 2005
After taking a night off to get drunk and jump up and down to very loud music,
and a day of remorseful agony, the penguin finally arose from his sickbed, and
waddled unsteadily into the Catalogue office, eyes bloodshot, with beak all
adroop.
"Here", he croaked, "I did a bit more--" before falling on the floor in a dead
faint.
running total: 1023 posts (that's roughly 200 Grangers gone to Catalogue
Heaven)
Posts of Note:
#28590 The relevance to canon of the Magic Quill.
#31390 Cassie Claire brings some much-needed perspective to the ENDLESS
discussions of Hermione/Krum. Sometimes it takes a writer to spot what
is NOT being said.
#31508 the first SHAMEFUL post, coined later in #31612, see also #31568 and
#31569 for some worthy additions to the H/MM ship.
#31625 interesting equivalence of the PS tests to each book in the HP series.
#32909 Tabouli's helpful mini-guide to the more common TAGS
Catalogue stuff:
Is there a point in retaining 1.7.2? There are at least 20-30 posts droning on
about a subject I thought long-settled. It appears to be irrelevant (certainly
in reference to Granger, whose birthday is known, and noone these days doubts
she is the same age as the boys), but was a kindred subject to the major
discussion about the British school system, which is so mind-numbingly obtuse
it made my hangover worse.
Groggily rising, the penguin looked dazedly around at the incredible profusion
of paper, a gently snoring Carolyn unaware that a flapping File-O-Matic is
attempting to resort her diary. In the far corner a rustling Barry-shaped
paper-pile is softly moaning "noooooo....there is no such thing as
post-modernist styleeee...." over and over in his sleep. Gently rubbing his
aching beak, the penguin stumbles off in the the rising morning, desperate for
a Berocca....
ewe2
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