Longbottom Interim Report

[Debbie]

The foghorn roared:
'ALL LEAVE IS CANCELLED'
'ALL STAFF TO REPORT TO CATALOGUE OFFICE PROMPTLY AT 7AM '

Miss Havisham continued:
"Site is back up now BTW & what a great TBAY from Neri on main."

Agreed, and with cataloguing benefits, too.  It has prodded me to 
complete the Longbottom review, to provide ammunition for a 
response.  

The interim Lombottomi report:

Frank:  was 86, now 49
Alice:  was 65, now 26
Neville:  This will take awhile.  There are 600 posts here, and I've 
managed about 100 so far.
As for his acronyms:
L.I.G.H.T.N.I.N.G. is misspelled in the catalogue.  There is no E.
Kathy already caught the double W.I.N.C.H.
M.A.T.C.H.I.N.G.A.R.M.C.H.A.I.R. was cut from 25 to 18 posts.  I 
know, I could have cut further, but I *won* the MATCHINGARMCHAIR 
battle and I had to preserve that, you know . . . .

Potioncat pipes up:
> I finished the batch of codes. There was one "Hermione and Harry 
are 
> siblings" that was worthy of Snape. The poster suggested that 
James 
> was hardly the type to be faithful and Hermione was the product of 
> his affair with a Muggle.  (James' affair, not the poster's 
affair.)

Wait a minute!  I thought *Neville* was James' love-child.  And his 
mom was Florence.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HPforGrownups/messages/35878

Debbie