[HPFGU-Catalogue] Re: The Aftermath...

[Ginger]

Carolyn wrote: Ginger is one serious SHIPing taskmaster. Your homework (by Friday) is 
four feet of parchment on why Hermione fancies a threesome with both 
Ron and Harry, explaining your reasons in terms of young teenage 
sexuality in Britain today. For extra marks you can fantasise about why 
she wants to ride Firenze bareback.

Carolyn, fishing out a whip from the management tool store.

Ginger, the SHIPing person:

Actually, Boyd, SHIPping is easy.  Weed out all the posts that say nothing more than _&_ are cute together.  Weed out all the ones that think it seems obvious that JKR intends _&_ to end up together.  Weed out all the replies to that in which a poster whines (yes, whines, only Americans whine in this way) that the poster to whom they are replying is violating their rights by saying that it is "obvious" and that every opinion is valid and everyone has the right to say whatever they want, so the first poster can't say "obvious".   Have a biscuit whilst you contemplate the sorry state of American affairs evident in a post where a person first whines about their rights to say whatever they want and then tells someone else that they can't say something.  Note that they see no irony in it.  Weed out all posts where the first poster replies that they said that it only "seems" obvious, thus it was a statement of opinion, and as such is allowable.  Following ADMINS will have already been
 deleted.

In other words, code only mind-numbingly long canon-supported arguements.  

Your first assignment:  Tell me what the heck FLNA stands for.  Or is it FNLA?  Drat, should have checked that before typing.

Your second assignment:  Find out how Carolyn knows that Herm fantasized about Firenze.  If you are a Star Wars fan, figure out my devotion to Chewbacca.  (That is for extra credit and is not required.)

Fortunately for you, the SHIP category is done for now, and will need updating only after we have new canon.  Then we get Luna too.  Joy.

Ginger, going to bed, then work, then off to finish up LYCANTHROPE, ESE and Good Lupin.  Then on to something else. 


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