Avada Technologies...

[carolynwhite2]

An old one from the Yahoo Club days (7052)..tee hee..


"The Voldemort Years" paperback *has* caused a sensation in the 
publishing world. There has been considerable debate whether to 
market this book in the biography or business sections, due to the 
major profile pieces recently published in Forbes.

Since his last rebirth, Voldemort has taken to using the name V.Thomas
Riddle and has founded Avada Technologies, an Internet ASP dedicated 
to "taking the dark side out of Internet investing", using its 
proprietary Kedavra technology.

"We decided as a strategic model that dead people don't spend money",
said company spokesman Peter Pettigrew. "We were reducing our own 
customer base, so we made the shift to a voluntary enslavement model. 
Now they'll come to us."

Avada stock rose to 23Galleons 11Sickles in trading yesterday.

In other developments, Avada announced it had filed suit against one 
Harry Potter for infringement of Avada's lightning-bolt 
trademark. "Let's see him dodge this one", said Pettigrew.