[HPFGU-Catalogue] Lots of replies...

[Sean Dwyer]

On Fri, Mar 11, 2005 at 07:59:08PM -0800, Ginger wrote:

> Ginger:
> Bwa-ha-ha-ha!  Just you wait, (and I hope your teeth feel better in the
> meantime) young man, for by Sunday that category will be ravished beyond
> your wildest dreams!

Thank you. I wish it were only teeth, but my jaw and sinuses took a knock when
the biggest root I've ever seen got removed. So I've changed flavours of
earache for a while...

> Whole threads on how polite the shippers from opposite sides should be to
> each other, tons of mere (dis)agreement, oodles of repeated opinion with no
> canon or backup of any sort, bulging piles of fanfic, mountains of "my DH
> and I" and "how we met":  kiss them goodbye, for soon they shall be gone!

That's the spirit. All those "Ron is as bad as my BF" posts should die
screaming.

> Not sure who Jeff Wiggle is, but I'll see your Wiggle, and raise you my 4 CD
> collecters edition set of the complete works of Barry Manilow (which I won
> at one of his concerts) in a karoke-off.

With a little bit of ingenious electrical engineering I'm confident I can see
your Manilow completely humiliated by the entire Hot August Night album by
Neil Diamond. Neil could see off *eight* CD's by lesser mortals.

> And now that I've seen your Wiggle (embarrasing for a spinster like me, but
> perhaps the other ladies of the list will enjoy it), I'm off to work.  The
> paying kind, that is.

Fear not, for my Wiggle is a friendly Wiggle and sings happy songs for all the
children. And is booked out solid on the East Coast for the next three years
if I can believe the entertainment press. OTOH my Penguin is completely
unsuitable for children.

> Ginger, who could really use a 2-day extention.

I think Sunday is more a hopeful line in the sand rather than an edict.
Certainly Hagrid will be done when he is done and I'll be the one to do it
,yarrr...

-- 
When all you have are foxes, everything looks like a henhouse.