The Onion on HP/SS The Movie

[Caius Marcius]

>From The Onion's News in Brief:

New Harry Potter Film Turns Children On To Magic Of Not Reading

LOS ANGELES— Around the world, children are being turned on to the 
magic of not reading by the blockbuster film Harry Potter And The 
Sorcerer's Stone. "My daughter Julia never liked to sit passively and 
stare at a screen, but this new movie has really locked the power of 
her imagination," said Hannah Foss, 38, of Dayton, OH. "She can't put 
her books away fast enough." "Movies are great," said Tarzana, CA, 10-
year-old Emily Hart. "You can see exactly what the characters look 
like without having to guess."

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  - CMC