[HPFGU-Movie] The Onion on HP/SS The Movie

[Aberforth's Goat]

CMC revealed that,

> Around the world, children are being turned on to the
> magic of not reading [...]

Oh dear. Another Onion article. I sure hope the teachers' union won't follow
precedent by passing around horrified news about HP as the Merciless Bane of
Reading and Culture ...

Baaaaaa!

Aberforth's Goat (a.k.a. Mike Gray)
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"Of course, I'm not entirely sure he can read, so that may not have been
bravery...."