Grand Proclamation as Promised

[Amanda Lewanski]

I'm not sure where this goes, the main list or the movie list, so I
split the difference and opted for chatter (and mods, too, since I don't
think the subject of this Grand Proclamation is on chatter, now that I
think about it)

*ahem*

I, Amanda Lewanski, co-founder and past president of L.O.O.N., hereby
declare Sheryll Townsend, in any and all manifestations or aliases
including but not limited to s_ings, Rylly Elf, or Evil Canadian Woman
Who Messes With Children's Minds, to be a card-carrying, canon-spouting,
damn-near-infallible member of L.O.O.N., said membership to be
retroactive to whatever the day was when she made the comment in Chat
that Neville, in the trailer, falls backwards, which is an error because
in the book he fell on his face; further, Amanda Lewanski tenders
regrets on behalf of the current administration of L.O.O.N. (who clearly
are slipping, failing to clearly identify themselves in posts and such)
that said nitpick slipped through the cracks due to its having been
observed during Chat instead of on the list, causing me to stir my bulk
out of inactivity to make this pronouncement of retroactive membership.
You now have the right, nay, obligation and responsibility to join your
fellow L.O.O.N.s in driving the rest of the unobsessed-with-HP and, dare
I say, unfamiliar-with-HP, to the point of jumping in front of a bus.

--Amanda Lewanski, L.O.O.N. emerita
who hopes that Sheryll's role as an HP proselytute on the bus ride down
didn't *cause* any of those disturbances she regaled us with....