[HPFGU-OTChatter] Grand Proclamation as Promised

[Sheryll Townsend]

--- Amanda Lewanski <editor at texas.net> wrote:
> I'm not sure where this goes, the main list or the
> movie list, so I
> split the difference and opted for chatter (and
> mods, too, since I don't
> think the subject of this Grand Proclamation is on
> chatter, now that I
> think about it)
> 
> *ahem*
> 
> I, Amanda Lewanski, co-founder and past president of
> L.O.O.N., hereby
> declare Sheryll Townsend, in any and all
> manifestations or aliases
> including but not limited to s_ings, Rylly Elf, or
> Evil Canadian Woman
> Who Messes With Children's Minds, to be a
> card-carrying, canon-spouting,
> damn-near-infallible member of L.O.O.N., said
> membership to be
> retroactive to whatever the day was when she made
> the comment in Chat
> that Neville, in the trailer, falls backwards, which
> is an error because
> in the book he fell on his face; further, Amanda
> Lewanski tenders
> regrets on behalf of the current administration of
> L.O.O.N. (who clearly
> are slipping, failing to clearly identify themselves
> in posts and such)
> that said nitpick slipped through the cracks due to
> its having been
> observed during Chat instead of on the list, causing
> me to stir my bulk
> out of inactivity to make this pronouncement of
> retroactive membership.
> You now have the right, nay, obligation and
> responsibility to join your
> fellow L.O.O.N.s in driving the rest of the
> unobsessed-with-HP and, dare
> I say, unfamiliar-with-HP, to the point of jumping
> in front of a bus.
> 
> --Amanda Lewanski, L.O.O.N. emerita
> who hopes that Sheryll's role as an HP proselytute
> on the bus ride down
> didn't *cause* any of those disturbances she regaled
> us with....
> 
I know I should snip some of the above, but heck, I'm
basking in my moment of glory! What can I say?

Insert long drawn out speech of thanks here.

And, no, I did not cause any of the disturbances on
the bus ride, though I did find a large number of
fellow HP fans along the way, some of whom will
eventually find their way to our devoted little group.

Sheryll, who prefers to go by "Evil Canadian Woman Who
Messes With Children's Minds" (but only because she
has such fun doing it!)

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"We need to be united and strong. We'll have losses and scares, sure. And you'll be there for each other, helping each other through the bad times."
 blpurdom - Harry Potter and the Psychic Serpent, Chapter 26

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