Another Strange Ship, for those who don't like them

[bookraptor11]

All this talk about Hermione/Moody/Crouch Jr. has given me the 
courage to reveal my own favorite ship: Voldemort and Lily!

After all, why would he bother to say "Stand aside, you silly girl."  
This is a dark wizard who loves to kill, the more unforgivable the 
curse, the better.  No, I think he'd been harboring an infatuation 
since a chance glimpse a few years before.  Voldemort would be in his 
late 50's early 60's around that time, approaching middle age in 
wizard years.  A very dangerous age for insane dark wizards seeking 
immortality. Younger woman/older maniac, doomed from the start. In 
his twisted way, he figured if he eliminated all the 
other men in her life, he'd have a chance. She rejected him anyway, 
he killed her in a jealous rage and then went all to pieces. It 
wasn't Harry, 'twas beauty (nearly) killed the beast. His hatred of 
Harry and attempts to kill him still work in this context, since it's 
similar to the reason Snape/Lily shippers explain much of Snape's 
hatred of Harry.

This interpretation also gives additional strength to the Snape/Lily 
shippers. Imagine Snape's horror when he realizes all those months of 
Voldemort pestering him for grooming tips and advice on how to pick 
up girls was to try to win Lily! He was probably at Hogwarts within 
the hour.

Donna, meaning no offense to Snape/Lily shippers, truly.